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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My Audit went ok thanks for asking guys
Have you all had a fun day? xox
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:31, 199 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I prefer BMWs
Shit stressful day, thanks for asking
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Does buying an M3 make a person an automatic cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
yes, yes it does

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:39, Reply)
But i still want one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:39, Reply)
What about if it's 16 years old and purple?
More of a cunt? Less of a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)
More, that version is nasty, the newest are the best as they are the most understated

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
I prefer the E46 to the newest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Have you looked at Lexus as an option?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Are you calling him a golf playing fuck cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Lexus make some very nice cars

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I'm due something new soon
I'm stuck between the Audi A6 and the Lexus GS
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
5 series is a better car than both of those. As is an E class

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
BMW screams twat to me.
Mercs. no fucker will let you pull out of a side street
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Audi is more of a twat brand now than a Beemer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
I'd take the LFA, that's it
or maybe the Is-F
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
The newest would blitz it though
I find i like them when they are current then less so as they age, apart from the E30 which looks awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)
I'm the other way around
the older, the better. I'd love an E21 or E28
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Get a 1989 mercedes 500 sec if you want an '80's coupe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Again, I prefer the SLs
It's like you have no taste at all, Nakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
nasty miami drug dealer car

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I've said it before
but a 10 year old CL600 or CL55 AMG is the automotive bargain of the fucking century
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I've said loads of stuff before as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
really?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Its true
I went with the pikey version though and got a CLK, couldnt afford the petrol or insurance on a 5lt engine
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)
This is bargain at 12 grand.
www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/classic-car-page/193815/2002-mercedes-benz-sl-500/
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)
CAR CHAT
god, get a girlfriend losers.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
want to talk home brew?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Not with you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Sorry i bailed on your burger night, I stubbed my toe and had to stay in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I was just learning to open up again, and you go ahead and tear my heart out.
You're dead to me now nakkers, never contact me again.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Girls don't like boys.
Girls like cars and money.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
No i agree with the 80's one's

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Depends what you mean.
The E46 was the last straight 6 M3, which most people agree is a far better drive than the more recent V8 one.

And it's 350 bhp vs 400. The tiniest bit of driver ability will compensate for that in any race you choose.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
which part of that is bollocks?
The V8 is heavier and sits further forward in the car. It's the same problem that the original S4 and RS4 had. They're fine but they are constantly compensating for a pendulum front end. They get around it by epic numbers of driving aids, not by being a good car in the first place. And the second part isn't the slightest bit bollocks, I've spent enough time on tracks to know that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I had a 98 plate S4 and confirm you're correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
I'm not most people

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
It'd feel weird driving a BMW that wasn't a six.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Yeah, i'd hate to have two extra cylindars
and the v10 in the old M5 was know to be right pig
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
The M5 is a much bigger car.
and was designed for that engine size.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
he said BMW he didn't specify which one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)
you did, and I was replying to you.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Yeah, well I'm replying to you now wee wee tapir

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
that still makes me laugh out loud
you terrible cunt, how am I supposed to argue with you whilst giggling manically?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
It'd be like driving a fast Audi that wasn't a four wheeler.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Not any more, no. Not at all
Cunts all buy fast Audis now.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
It doesn't automatically make you a cunt, hh
but it does show a criminal lack of imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1885985
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
There's nowt wrong with Audis as a general car
I love the A6. It's the hot ones ... generally, RS4s and RS6s are owned by cunts, and S4s are owned by cunts who can't afford RS4s
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I look at the package involved
The lexus has the slight edge, but the audi is a better car to drive
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I wouldn't listen to me anyway
I've just bought a new fucking Kia.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)
reliable, well price, long warranty, well specced
they sound awful
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)
I know, but it's terribly middle aged.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Bariatric Minge Wipes?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I'm circling the drain, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)
I'm fucking off home in a bit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)
*pulls plug*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
I have had an excellent day, apart from an early start.
Day off. In the garden in the sunshine with my daughter. Now having a quick pint before eating some delicious sausages. I also have tomorrow off.

Pass me a croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)
You can shove your croissant uyp your arse sideways

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Ok done that. What's next?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
piss out a Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)
now wash him down the plug hole

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Already did that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I feel like hell and have to walk 3 miles down the Uni at 5pm
for a spectacularly trying evening of choreography, dancing and getting ready for our show on Monday. Won't be home much before midnight, then I'm on a 7am train for a customer meeting tomorrow.

Still, good news about your audit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
They wont get rid of some of the KPI's i think are "fucking shit"
but they will discuss them.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Like dry roasted?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Honey Roasted.
WTF is that shit all about?!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Three little letters sure to wind up any sane man
I get to discuss a load of them tomorrow with the customer and a guy from our side who thinks he's my boss. Need to find a way of getting the customer onside whilst subtly undermining my colleague.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)
That's all I deal with every fucking day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)
What audit?
I've been in a meeting all afternoon and I'm breaking my Placid by being here after 4.30pm.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
doin an audit before all hell breaks loose. (nhs changes come into effect)

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:39, Reply)
What's the insider info?
Should I get down the local hospital and get everything fixed now before it's too late?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)
For you, it's WAY too late already

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Nah, the problems are already happening. The best thing to do is not to get ill until just before an election.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
well done
I have a mad jonesing for my moms knee specialist
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Is he a really Hip guy?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Groan

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
She really wants to socket to him!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Couple of joints and she's anyone's!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
there is no kneed for this kind of punning

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Hi Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
She's sinew there before

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
You're just trying to muscle in.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I'm tendon to do that

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
FFS
You lot kneed being brought to heel.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)
You patellam

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I'll shin the lot of ya if you're not careful

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)
olololol BONER

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
surely your maternal connection
gives you a leg up on the competition?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
mind your own fucking business

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)
I reckon this geezer's taking the fucking piss Frank

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
JUST KEEP HIM WELL AWAY FROM ME TONIGHT OR I SWEAR I WILL PUT HIM DOWN

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Leave him Frank. He ain't worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
tell you what right, I properly fucking hate this a LOT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB3CpmtqMT4
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:55, Reply)
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
YEAH WELL DON'T OK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I wonder of the word audit has anything to do, entymonology-wise, with audition.
My day was alright thx hun, xxx.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Creepy. Retard.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Careful. He might 2.0 you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)
He had me on 2.0 for a few weeks, it's just that I've got the decorum not to bang on and on and on about it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
No Gonz, it's very important that you keep telling everyone when someone has you on 2.0.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
Wasn't it you who said something about using 2.0 was admitting you'd failed at life?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Sounds like something I would say, yes.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
YEAH WE NO U R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)
did you see this?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1885823
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
No I didn't.
Thanks for that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)
I rented a cottage there once, absolutely gorgeous little village

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)
did you see this?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1886048
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Did you see this?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870220
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:14, Reply)
He didn't - but my boss did.
Thanks m8!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
Oops.
Sorry. Hope that doesn't come back to haunt you in some way.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Respect due (jew LOL)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
u ok petal ?
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:15, Reply)
My day's been fucking shit x x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
My boss is now making up complete and utter lies, the prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
I bet he's trying to tell everyone that millions of his people were murdered by the germans, lies, damned lies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
well maybe if you hadn't actually done all that stuff he was making up then he wouldn't feel the need to make it up in the first place

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
EXACTLY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
How was your disiplinary?
And what was it for?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
It's not even happened yet. It was scheduled for a fucking retarded time which was made even more impossible by staff sickness.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)
What have you done?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Spunked on the photocopier.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:25, Reply)
It's ART, you philistine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:25, Reply)
She was asking for it, though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
I thought Frisbee adam did all of the photocopying?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
-s, then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)
pasted a column of stock figures into the price field on our amazon listings.
so a £100 item we had six of was on at £6. I cancelled all the orders, and grovelled to the customers and to my boss - but he has decided this was insufficient.

In fairness I never checked my work, I am 100% guilty as charged.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Oh, that's pretty bad.
But surely a telling off and a written warning should suffice?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:33, Reply)
I might even duck the written warning if I am sufficiently grovelly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Boo hoo. Get a grip.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
My day has also been "fucking shit" I feel murderous

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1886064
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)
can't be bother to c&p taht sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Why c&p? Just click it you fucking deacon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
HOW MANY TIMES?
I use a proxy, b3ta.com gets blocked, to see links like this I need to C&P the end part of the adddress.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Tell it to someone who cares.
You bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)
I hope you stub your head on the coffee table

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
His wife protects the corner by molding her turds over them.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
She must shit "Fimo"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)

www.obesityhelp.com/forums/amos/3869385/My-Poop-Clogs-Toilets/
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
A turned on hose pipe? Genius

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:57, Reply)

corner children
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Fuckin capt placid pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:51, Reply)
not me, son.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Yeah you'd best be on good behaviour
What a shit day eh? Why are people so shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)
i'm at home.....
Drinkinga cold beer HTH
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:01, Reply)
I have led zep and deftones to cheer me up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:02, Reply)
I think I win
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:05, Reply)
do you like Hendrix?
I'll hook you up with a stolen copy of the new LP if you do
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)
Beer or red wine?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:59, Reply)
Beer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:02, Reply)
Yeah maybe
Might get some carling
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:03, Reply)
You need to start drinking
Special Brew, so you will be ready for your session with Monty,Stunned & Battered
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:07, Reply)
Carling is not beer, it's fizzy piss.
MTFU and buy something proper that tastes of something.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)
nice trolling brah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)
Ohhhhh man

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:23, Reply)
red wine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:04, Reply)
Cider.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:07, Reply)
In

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:09, Reply)
lol tramp juice

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)
lol farmer juice

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:14, Reply)
BOTH.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:10, Reply)
cognac

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)
Wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Blue Bols and lemonade

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)
wee wee

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
+ tapir

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:17, Reply)
POO!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:19, Reply)
remember kids
Beer after wine, you'll feel fine. Wine after beer, you'll feel queer. My dad taught me that, the randy old gaylord
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)
Well your randy old gaylord dad was wrong. Makes no difference.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:21, Reply)
agreeing with Battso here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:28, Reply)
NEW THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:28, Reply)

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