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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Happy thread.You'll be happy to know my printer is working now.
What has made you happy recently?
Alt. Weekend plans (too early?)
I'm seeing my other half for the first time in 2 weeks while he was treading the boards doing theatre an that.
We shall be mainly drunk, stoned, in bed.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:13,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I think you're gonna need a bigger cable(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:27,
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Nah, far from it.Otherwise he'd be a hairdressing air steward.
He's a bit of a stoner, a writer and does occasional theatre.
Im not one for preened nancy boys or gym bunnies
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:34,
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But it is musical theatre, right?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:36,
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Nah. Small production about a demented painter or something.
Not autobiographical!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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Weekend will be spent collecting my euromillions winningsand carrying heavy shit up stairs as my girlfriend is moving in.
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I'm now full of sandwichMy fireplace looks great
My idiot plumber has fucked off and not asked for any money
I've had 4 filter coffees and a cookie
I'm not doing any overtime this weekend
My chilli prawns last night were rather tasty
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Decorating again and Mother's Day stuff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:21,
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I want another dustbin lid sized chilli and lemon nan bread:((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:24,
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chilli and lemon?IN-ter-esting
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:24,
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They mix it into the dough before they slap it to the wall of that oven thing(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:25,
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They do a chilli and cheese and a chilli and tomato at my local(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:25,
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They have loads of things to mix in Chilli and lemon just seems to work really well
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:27,
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Mixed kulcha at my local:Chilli, garlic, ginger, coriander, cheese.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:30,
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All in one nanor is that the choices?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:32,
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There might be some onion in there too.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:35,
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*Takes notes*Thanks I may give this a try
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:36,
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*sets Mothers day phonecall reminder*She's got a card, flowers, chocolates on the way.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:35,
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The counselling is going well then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:30,
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Well we are being spoken to separately at first and being questioned about sex Last night I was asked such gems as..... Do you like to be anally stimulated whilst receiving oral sex?
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:35,
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Are you sure this is a therapistand not one of those hidden camera shows?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:36,
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She asked if I had STD's and if I could get an erection whenever I wantedI think I'm being groomed
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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Get your lad out next timeTell her/him to have a go
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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I hope you answered with 'You tell me?'And a gesture crotchwards
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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Surely just receiving some oral sex would be a start?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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I said that too! I said, "Her technique is really good she just hardly ever does it"(
Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:39,
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How the fuck could you stay straight faced when being asked these questions?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:37,
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"What do you think about when you masturbate?" Was anotherShe wasn't even shocked by my answer
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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YM\o/(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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The other half has already had her questions done and didn't warn meI only got 10 pages in after an hour, there 36 fucking pages of this! I have to go back next week and carry on
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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36 pages of who you think about when wanking?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:42,
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36 pages of questions like do you like having you arse fingeredIt was like the loltastic Kunt and the Gang wrote the questions
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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Hold on, I've got one more from the previous thread. Fucking wizards....shit cunts, surely if you could do magic scary enough to be called fucking Death Eaters, you'd just explode the heads of everyone you didn't like.
Then bum seven different colours of shit out of Hermione.....don't say you wouldn't, you lying cunts.
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hermione granger?You fucking Bartleby.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:28,
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I'd sit HER on MY kneeIf you know what I mean I think you know what I mean.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:32,
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They're all hanging out at that fucking Spitalfields Fire and Stone.(
Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:30,
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That's given me a wicked idea for a book/film.There are these wizards/mutants who can do that kind of nasty shit so the goverment force them to take drugs to make them happy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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Not a lotI'm stuck in the office whilst certain people are now off at the swanky office party thing and haven't even sent me a photo yet.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:29,
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..for a 70's Blue Peter presenter(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:36,
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And thus! Another meme was born...(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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I prepared this one earlier(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:39,
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Department didn't win the stupid vote thingshe gets to go as she's "working" (Marketing dept excuse for getting to go along)
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Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:32,
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So, tonight she's a "working" girl. I bet she is. Phhhhwwwoooaaarrr!
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have they left you with an red emergency telephone to man while they all go out and have to you you're doing the most important job in the comapany?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:32,
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it would make me happy if you all posted on /talkReply
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:35,
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Weird.That returned me to this page after I posted.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:39,
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That's so cool. Even has a quick-reply box(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:48,
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I figured out how to make the 'High' input on my new amp to workI'm going to act like it was something very technical, and not at all because I'm an impatient moron.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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You fucking prickOf all people, I thought you would be interested. It's one of these:
www.chambonino.com/work/miscguitar/misc18.html
Cock.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:40,
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I'm not remotely interested and I'm not clicking your shitty link so you might as well just fucking kill yourself now(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)
What's the matter Frank?Has something happened to Momo?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:42,
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The MOD's got to him(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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why would anyone make an amp with a transistor preamp but tubes for the phase splitter and power amp?still, it's got EL84 tubes in it, I'd see how it sounds with a tube preamp
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I think Momo's started moulting, his feathers are starting to look a bit scrattythanks for your concern
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I love that little fellaIf anything happened to him...well...I don't want to think about it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:48,
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on the same website ...I have one of these back at my Dad's house somewhere
www.chambonino.com/work/soundcity/city5.html
SIX Mullard EL34's, more clean headroom than any Marshall, absolutely built like a tank but too fucking heavy to pick up
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I found one of these cheap and mintwww.harmonycentral.com/t5/Electric-Guitars/The-Marshall-Studio-15-and-other-cork-sniff-Amps/td-p/32323708 lovely little tube amp,
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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that's not an ampthis is an amp
kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/rack1.jpg
kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/rack2.jpg
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The factory in Bletchley was the saturday job to get when I was in school.(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
they only make the big expensive stuff there nowall the little amps are cobbled together in a Chinese sweatshop
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drinking is pretty much the only thing that keeps,me saneAlt drinking obv
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:50,
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This peppermint tea is quite nice, that's probably itALT: My weekend has been ruined by me volunteering to work the night in the middle. RUINED.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:50,
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Masochist.Worth it for the cash moniees?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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I got a moroccan mint tea the other dayfackin lush, as is the vernacular
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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That's summat I miss from France, ready availability of North African foods 'n' drinksTheir mint tea is ace
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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hahahahahahahawww.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1699093-To-be-really-pissed-off-that-when-I-google-goldilocks-or-little-red-riding-hood-costumes-I-am-inundated-with-big-boobs-with-short-skirts
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:04,
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'stick it up your dad's urethra'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:06,
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If I want tacky, I'll have proper tacky, not cheap polyester tacky off some godawful party shop(
Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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Jesuswww.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1701115-To-be-cross-that-my-friend-said-my-baby-has-a-small-willy
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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she's just upset cos her offspring is a tiny cocked dwarf(
Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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The guys got back to me on facebook. He's looking into it now.I WIN AT LIFE!
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Well he's probably having a shit at the moment.BUT when he's done, and then makes a coffee and has a fag, he'll drop me an email saying it'll be with me within 1-60 days.
YEESSSSSSssssss
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maybe you are, but we're discussing your face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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If it helps I just said "thanks treacle" to the affordable mobile people. That's pretty rapey.
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Part of his disguise innit(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:18,
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Don't justify yourself to meI'm cancelling my booking for M Day
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:30,
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wowzers I've been googling that amp what I just posted and they sell for about 10 times what I paid for itMaybe I should flog it
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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plug it in, let the power supply capacitors charge up fully then urinate on it(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Grrrrr I am looking for someone local to fix a problem with my Ampeg and everyone keeps recommending the same guyTrouble is he has a police caution for assaulting my wife.
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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under the current circumstancesYou should bung him £20, then jump in all white knight... save the missus from the evil doer... and get the bum fingering BJ you have been waiting for...
FFS PJ do we have to do all the devious thinking for you.
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