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If you could have extra limbs, what would you have and why?
alt:what percentage of answers to this will involve masturbation?
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do all people from the isle of man have 3 legs?if you had 2 extra legs, you could have swastika legs
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:13,
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All of them.Without exception.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:16,
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Don't think I'm clicking that link.I don't want to watch mutant spider girl have her dead, headless twin surgically removed from her body.
No matter how you present that, I don't need to be seeing it.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:19,
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What if I were to tell you that it's 'LOL'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:22,
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does one set of limbs start writhing, then suddenly all the extra limbs start doing the harlem shake?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:28,
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Best wait until you get home.Don't want to have to deal with an office stonk on.
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DunnoIs Mary Bale the most evil woman in Britain?
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/is-mary-bale-the-most-evil-woman-in-britain-2064733.html
Thing is, you people don't understand our cat-in-bin ways here in Coventry.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:22,
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Is she evil?I thought she was just mental.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:25,
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Mental is staying at home and only inflicting your hideous face and repulsive personality on your own familyEvil is taking it to the people
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Me too, she's lovelywww.youtube.com/watch?v=wVibsNPXBx0
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:26,
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one that i can use you slap you in the face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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Well on the one hand I'd be marked out as a freak by all and sundrybut on the other I'd need a WHOLE NEW WARDROBE!!!
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I'd quite like an elephants trunk, but with a daniella westbrook style monostril(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:26,
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was that a kirk or picard episode?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:28,
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Please sirI'm shit every day
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:31,
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JESUS FUCKING CHRISTKILL IT....KILL IT WITH FLAMING HAMMERS!!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:31,
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Nah, Lokesy is not that bad.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:34,
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..with just a sprinkling of extra hat(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:36,
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Saw them at Wembley a couple of years backThey were fucking awesome.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:46,
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This is the first time that I've envied you for more than just your extra hattage(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
They were supported by The FolksmenYou've seen A Mighty Wind, right?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:50,
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It was greatHarry Shearer was in full drag. He even did the bit about 'Spanish Civil War Awareness'. It was just brilliant.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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I don't need any more limbs.Can I have extra handsome instead? I could use that.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:37,
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bees into what, now?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:46,
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imagine wool the colour of runny shit with a slight green nauseous tintnow make it a bulky, fibrous wool.
now knit it into a massive man-cardigan.
now drape it over kroney's curry-infested form.
that is the Snugglejumper. that is what he calls it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:07,
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dudeit sounds rapey when anyone says it.
there is no "a bit" about it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:13,
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put up a picture, you can always cover his face with a magenta cock(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:13,
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oh yeah cause al did a GREAT job of disguising me and you in no way identified me on fb after that...no real pictures on b3ta unless you choose to post them of yourself!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:14,
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Oh, thank fuck for that, is that all?I thought it was something to do with that weapons-grade attention seeker Snugglesacks.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:16,
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No.Google "b3ta snugglesacks"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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That jumper was a massive hit with my fanbase.I'm very popular with the sub-25 demographic.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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DownsLOL.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:46,
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wouldn't that be "chromo"?just saying, it's chromosome, not chromasome.
i'd have thought a man of science such as you would know that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:49,
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I can't be doing with correcting Battered's spellingit's not good for the poor boy's fragile ego.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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maybe he has a fabulous rainbow-coloured DNAan LBTGenome
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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I'd have two extra hands so I was able to hold the entire length of my cock. BOOM.Otherwise, I'm going go for the common answer here of "none, because I like being vaguely normal"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:40,
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Why do you only ever hear about these sorts of operations in the developing world?(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Because the thought police stop us hearing about it here, eh, eh?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:45,
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because in the west the fetus would have been aborted(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:46,
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what is this simcity thing I have heard about?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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I love the thought of this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:03,
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Dunno, but every time I read it I hear Jan & Dean.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:54,
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I absolutely love Jan and Dean.They were fucking brilliant.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:04,
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You try telling the kids today that and they just look at you gone out.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:05,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:08,
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You know their songs if not their name I promiseHalf of them you probably think are the Beach Boys.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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ba baaaa ba baaaaa ba baaaa ba baaaa ba ba baaaa(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:06,
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It's a city managment computer game.It's awesome. But EA ARE CUNTS SO I'VE DECIDED NOT TO BUY IT IN PROTEST!
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Do you have to be online to play it? Or could I play it on a flight for example?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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All other games in the series have been single player basedthis one has a constant online connection which is a right cunt. because:
1: They didn't have enough servers up and running to let everyone who bought it play
2: They have removed features to get it to work better now, which means people haven't got what they initially wanted
3: The game will only work while EA keep paying for the servers to be running
4: You can't play it on a plane (unless you have wifi on the plane which is sort of coming in)
5: If your home wifi drops out, it'll kick you out of the game
6: Not one customer ever fucking asked for it, and told them repeatedly before they released it that it was a bad idea.
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Oh and as soon as it's cracked everyone will just pirate it out of protest.Even if they were going to buy the original, why bother when you can get a cracked version that is better and you can play on a plane train bus
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Maybe I should version 4 rather than 5.I assume it's 5 you're talking about?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:02,
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The developers of a similar game called Tropico have put a massive discount on their game when they saw the problems.I'd go for that.
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First world problems ladies and gentlemen, first world problems.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:10,
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I don't think a problem about the playability of a computer gameeven counts enough to be classified as first-world.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:15,
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Consumer rights are a serious problem.For any of the numbered worlds.
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How is this a consumer rights issue, you plonker?You knew this would happen before you bought it. It's not a secret. "shit thing turns out to be shit" is not exactly news.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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Because software companies sell you a product or a service, however they refuse to even entertain the possibility of a refund if they don't deliver what was advertised.(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
They have delivered what was advertised.You knew about the server thing in advance.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:29,
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The fact the servers weren't working when they said they'd have enough and extra capacity on release day.And the fact they've now removed at least three "advertised on the box" features to stop their servers crashing all the time means they should give people the option for their money back.
But because it's a software company and they make everyone click that they've read a 50 page document before they can use it then they get away with it.
(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
... like every other industry with a "terms and conditions" clause?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:40,
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Not wishing to get dragged into the (tedious) debate, but you don't sign up to any terms and conditions when you buy a pint of milk at the shop down the road.
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shhh. I'm hunting wabbits.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:58,
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I'm not gonna lie here, Revthis shit ain't even giving me even the hint of a semi any more.
I think I'm dead inside.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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I've never felt the need to go beyond simcity 2000(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:00,
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that might be what I was thinkning aboutthe last one before it went all proper 3D
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:12,
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I hate it when people wander around the office when they're on the phone.Sit the fuck down and take the fucking call there.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:05,
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Maybe you all need to know how important their call is?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:06,
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Please may we have a new thread?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:40,
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I don't know what you people have against cardigans anyway.(
Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:41,
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It did look a bit moth eatenHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:44,
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