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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sooo the Huhne Pryce Verdict should be coming in the next few minutes.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21737627

What do you want it to be?

I think hanging is too good for them but then I hate people.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:27, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I hope they both get 6 months

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)

n
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)

months points
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)
*tries the fish*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:31, Reply)
This thread needs more beard and cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:11, Reply)
Custodial for each - clearly
I'd like to see a year for the wife and three for Chris Huhne himself. He's a cunt.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Stupid fucking name too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)
I'd stick a rat up her fanny and kick her down a flight of stone steps
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)
She looks like a tranny

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)
cram a hard boiled egg down your weehole then
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Another one?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)
just keep cramming hard boiled eggs down your weehole til I tell you to stop

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
*boils eggs*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
seriously though, they should both be crucified then tied between wild horses and pulled limb from limb

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Fawked

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
and strangled with their own intestines

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Steady now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
£60 fine and three points apiece.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:36, Reply)
HARSH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
There ain't no pity under my jackboot.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
roflopters

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
she should have her tits nailed to a tree
while a sweaty nignog gives him papercuts right on his fat tory bellend
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Needs Salt, vinegar and lemon juice

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
drown them both in boiling cowshit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)
If they're cunts what about this guy?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21740156
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)
They should both lose their driving licences until they can prove they can be trusted with them.
Then he should lose his personal chauffeur for bringing parliament into disrepute.

People have got to learn that being famous doesn't make you above the law.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)

amous rench

n't
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Is Kroney above the law now?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Well, I don't want to say that I am
but I got away without getting a speeding ticket whilst famous politician and member of Parliament Chris Huhne didn't.

Take away from that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
"I zought itz waz eeiin khilomheterz Messieur "

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)
stuff live horseshoe crabs up their nostrils til they shit out lobsters

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Oooh, that's better than my suggestion.
can I change to that one?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
of course it's a better suggestion
everything I say is better than anything anyone else says
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
inject hydrofluoric acid into their cerebellums

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I think they should both be sent to bed without supper.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Feeling any better?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
No. I woke up at 4 this afternoon.
Just had a coffee and I'm considering a slice of toast. I might have to see a doctor about this.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
You think the doctor will advise you on toast choice?
also, man up and stop moaning. You've had more than enough sympathy now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
A Doctor can't do anything if it's a virus.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
He could give him a slap and tell him to stop whining.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
anti virals

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
They're too specific, so you need to know the type of virus before pescription.
The NHS won't bother doing viral tests for someone who'll get better if they man up for 3-7 days.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
They can give you medication to reduce the severity of the symptoms
and pretend to listen to you so you get a placebo effect... but yeah, not much.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
give them a blood transfusion but it's not blood, it's Keith Chegwin's wee

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Cheggers drinks pop!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
get Mecha-Mother Theresa to fuck them with a rake

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
replace their pancreases with sticklebricks

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I am finding it virtually impossible to locate my interest in this story

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
pr­ick

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
upset ^

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
wanker

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
pr­ick

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
upset ^

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)
wanker

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Have you looked behind the sofa?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I haven't
I'll check there later
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
While you're there
can you see if my youth and sanity are back there?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I'll get right on it
As soon as I've found my hopes, dreams and dignity
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
If you're looking for your nipples, they are down by your shins.
HTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
...or your head height.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)
This thread needs more pictures of Keith Chegwin.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
It really doesn't.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
It does, but I'm not going to post any.
Off to my hotel in a minute, just waiting for my taxi.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
haha, get you with your fucking "hotel" and your "taxi", god I hate you you fucking prick, I hope you die now

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
Apparently he's got 8 months.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)
WHY DOES NO ONE EVER LISTEN TO ME

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Because we all h8 you.
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Both got 8 months

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
HAHAHAHA!
Fucking stupid cunts the pair of them. Him for doing it in the first place, and her for hanging herself by running to the papers like a spiteful little bitch.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Nobody likes a grass. Not even judges.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Oh I don't know, I'm rather partial
LOLDRUGZ!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Do you reckon she'll have to have protection inside?
What with her being a terrible grass and that?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)
It seems we agree Al!
Let's not speak of this again.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
I'd still throw one up her, just saying

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I'd let you throw one up her
and then tell everybody that I did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
no one's going to believe you when I tattoo my name of her knockers

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
Hahaha, oh Christ.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
She's a spiteful bitch who spite her own face and he's a nasty cunt and they both fucked up the kid over 3 fucking points
Fucking massive waste of money to boot in a time where everyone is cutting back.

If anyone anywhere involved had the slightest common sence they wouldn't have been in court and not so far along it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
CPS have said they'll seek to recover the court costs
but yeah, good half-informed ranting there
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Old Chris has an impressive property portfolio which the CPS will dive into quick-smart.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)
This is my sympathy face.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Didn't say who was paying for the waste of money did I you turd.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
how is it a waste of money if they reclaim the money?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:30, Reply)
Don't you confuse him with fact and figures, you turd

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:32, Reply)
I thought this was all explained on facefuck?
The only two people who could have prevented this becoming a court case were the two fuckends who've just been jailed and are going to be fined for the costs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
I'm quite surprised they both got the same.
As technically it's the same crime and he pleaded guilty and she didn't, and the judge didn't buy the marital coercion bollocks. So I would have thought she should have got longer.

I'm not going to lose the tiniest bit of sleep over it, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:34, Reply)
I reckon sentencing follows the same logical rules as RF engineering.
I.e. absolutely no fucking logical rules whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:38, Reply)
True dat.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Judge said he gave C Huhne a reduction for pleading guilty too
So the 'marital coercion' must've been taken into account.
But, what kind of an arrogant bellend do you have to be to leave your wife knowing she's got a nuke in her back pocket that could use to ruin your career?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Maybe she was such a monumental pain in the arse that it was worth it

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)
I hope it's worth the other pain in the arse he's going to get in prison.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Sounds like he might only do a couple of nights before getting moved to an open nick.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Marital coercion is a defence.
It's not a mitigating factor. If he believes it was the case she should have been found not guilty. As far as I am aware.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:52, Reply)

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