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what colour pants are you wearing

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:02, 174 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Mine are multi-coloured
Imagine that!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
SWOP

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)
You might want to give them a rinse first, but sure

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
LETS TALK ABOUT THIS
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21774447
I think it's very interesting!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Lockheed Martin are involved
It's doomed to failure
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Do you now.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Well this is interesting anyway
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Azorian
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Well this is interesting/frightening anyway
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)

www.impsec.org/~jhardin/OADS/anvil_chorus.html
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Is it now.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Yes, submarines, cold war, russian nuclear weapons, the CIA and Howard Hughes are all in that.
Sorry it's not about SuperGran or whatever you're ironically into today.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Are you now.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Black
Do I win?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Racist

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Black shirt, black trousers, black underwear, black shoes, blue socks
Shit.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Morning Avagabond

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Morning Amadues

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Amadues Amadues............................... Amadues
Amadues Amadues............................... Amadues
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1898463
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Ha ha I missed that

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
You spelt that wrong.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Black
black as sin
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
*Blackfives*

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Is that like 'jazz hands'?

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
"The Black hand gang" lorks

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Union Jack
I'm not even kidding
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
something something Queen

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
alright Darth?
Did you listen to those bands?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
For Christ's sake listen to them Darth, or he'll never leave you alone.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)
tangles is correct
Speaking of which, you might like Mt. Kimbie.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I might.
They're the one whose album has a fat arse on the cover, that kept being in record shop mailouts for ages a year or so back, right?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)
yeah.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I'll have a listen.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)

j bl
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
dunno, soz

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)

'same, rather than than tedium'
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)
looks like Battered has taken up a new career in sports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIqRli_MV0s
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
LINKWRONGER

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1897229
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)
i see
what you did there
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
yeah I'm not gonna click through those, soz

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
+ again

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Just print them out for later.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
black

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Blue.
I think I came out of that last thread rather well.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Blue White
I think I came out of that last thread rather well with a side flap to insert a flag pole
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Nakers is the one with the side-exit arse, not me.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
He he
Side arse still make me laugh
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
am not

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Nakers, Nakers, give me your answer do
with a side arse, how do you use the loo?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I shit into your mum's cunt and she squeezes it out into the loo

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I wonder if she does that whooshy thing

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
All like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkTRN_IJua8
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
it's more of a slow plopping

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
He's half crazy, all for the love of poo.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
haha

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
My sig is better than yours.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
i don't get it

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Monty has chats on the phone with Nigella Lawson.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
does he now?

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Have you tried rape instead?

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Battered finds my close-knit circle of celebrity friends amusing, for some peculiar reason.
I suppose in Kilburn it would be something of a novelty, packed to the gunwales as it is, with red-faced Irish navvies and Somalian terrorists.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
to think she could pay oiff your debts with a flutter of her eyelids

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

eye pan
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
So could Monty if he were willing to bounce on Saatchi's cock.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
tbh I'm desperate, I think I'm gonna have to

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I have a nice little side-gig in not going to pubs.
Loads of them pay me to stay away.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I know! But does she? Does she fuck the fucking Shylock cunt.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Tbh, you probably need to sort a couple of your problems out first
There's some good advice here:

www.penisowner.com/pbp/pbp.html

(SFW)
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
That is the best-designed website I have ever seen.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

'Penises displaying Penile Torsion always twist in an anti-clockwise direction, no one knows why and it doesn't matter which side of the equator you're on either.'
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

the one with the side-exit
arse, not me.
a bent spastic
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
why do you all wear black pants?

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
skidmarks, dude.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
This is my only pair
I'm just a couple of days late for coincidence day
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Mine are blue, can't you read? God.
I do also own white pants. Not with a flagpole attachment though (sorry hh)
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
No problem

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
To help me look like superman
blacklacelolz
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
I think you'll find that mine are in fact multi-coloured

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
It's steak and blowjob day today.
I hate made up days.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Yeah, like Tuesday, what's that shit all about?

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
No, Fogesy, Tuesday is a real day.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Most pathetic and desperate of all the days.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
That said have you got a chimichurri recipe?

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Dick Van Dyke's one?

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Ha ha
I just got this
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
I shall try and find it in my gaz history for ya

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
No that's national "Yes Mr Saatchi sir I will take it in the shitter if you pay off my debts" day

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)


New Year's Day – January 1
Day of Portuguese pavement - January 2
Day of Silence- January 3
World Braille Day - January 4
TRP Day – January 8
Laughing day – January 10
World Day of Snowman – January 18
Australia Day – January 26
Street Children's Day – January 31
Week
20–26 National Non-Smoking Week
Day
23 Weedless Wednesday
23 National Reading Day
27 Family Literacy Day
11 Global Human Trafficking Awareness Day
[edit]February

National Girl Day -2nd february (India)
World Cancer Day -4 February
Β° World Day For War Orphans - February 6
National Toothache Day - February 9
Darwin Day – February 12
Black Love Day - February 13*
Valentine's Day – February 14
President's Day- The third Monday of February.
International Mother Language Day – February 21
Thinking Day -February 22
Commemoration Day of Khojaly Massacre in Azerbaijan - February 26
National Science Day – February 28
Days of The VALENTINE WEEK
Valentine week is from February 7–14 every year.[1]
Rose Day - February 7
Propose Day - February 8
Chocolate Day - February 9
Bagels and Lox Day - February 9
Pizza Pie Day - February 9
Teddy Day - February 10
Promise Day - February 11
Kiss Day - February 12
Hug Day - February 13
Valentine's Day – February 14
Week
3–9 White Cane Week
3–9 Eating Disorders Awareness Week
6th–12th Tinnitus Awareness Week
Day
6 International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation
9 Formal Announcement Day
12 Sexual and Reproductive Health Awareness Day
16 National Day in Lithuania, commemorating the recovery of national independence in 1918
23 World Rotary Day
Month
African American History Month
Heart Month
GLBT History Month (U.K.)
[edit]March

Saint David's Day - March 1 (Wales)
Texas Independence Day – March 2
International Women's Day – March 8
Pi Day – March 14
World Consumer Rights Day – March 15
World Youtube Day - March 16
Saint Patrick's Day – March 17
International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination – March 21
World Down Syndrome Day- March 21
World Poetry Day – March 21
Youm-e-Pakistan (Pakistan Day) - March 23
World Tuberculosis Day - March 24
Purple Day - March 26
Bangladesh Independence Day – March 26
Month
Women's History Month
"Help Fight Liver Disease" Month
National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month
National Epilepsy Month
National Kidney Month
National Nutrition Month
Red Cross Month
Supply Management Month
Endometriosis Awareness Month
Week
3–7 National Social Work Week
4-10 National Problem Gambling Awareness Week
10–16 Brain Awareness Week
14–20 National Farm Safety Week
13 (including this day) World Rotaract Week
Day
1 Self Injury Awareness Day
6 World Glaucoma Day
8 International Women's Day
11 National Day in Lithuania, commemorating the recovery of national independence in 1990
22 World Water Day
23 World Meteorological Day
24 World Tuberculosis Day
31 [World Backup Day]
[edit]April

Month
African Heritage
Daffodil Month: Cancer Awareness
Dental Health Month
Earth Month
Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) Awareness Month
Jazz
Month of the Military Child
National Cancer Month
National Child Abuse Prevention Month
National Physiotherapy Month
Occupational Therapy Month
Parkinson Awareness Month
Poetry Month
Sexual Assault Awareness Month
Sexually transmitted disease awareness month, in the United States[2]
Week
6-14 National Robotics Week [3]
13–19 National Dental Hygienists Week
27 – May 3 National Volunteer Week
20–26 National Immunization Awareness Week
20–27 National Organ and Tissue Donor Awareness Week
Day
1 April Fools' Day
2 World Autism Awareness Day
7 World Health Day; National Beer Day
11 World Parkinson's Disease Day
15 Day of Silence; Day of Dialogue
16 Foursquare Day
17 Equality Day (Canada)
17 World Hemophilia Day
18 World Heritage Day
20 National Pot Day, Green Day
22 Earth Day and Jimmy's Day
23 World Book and Copyright Day – UNESCO; St George's Day
25 ANZAC Day; Italy's Liberation Day; World Malaria Day
27 World tapir day
28 National Day of Mourning: Remembering lives lost or injured in the workplace
30 International Jazz Day
[edit]May

Month
Pediatric Stroke Awareness Month
Mental Health Awareness Month
Cystic Fibrosis Month
Foot Health Awareness Month
Hepatitis Awareness Month
Huntington's Disease Awareness Month
Medic Alert Month
Military Appreciation Month
Multiple Sclerosis Awareness Month
National Physiotherapy Month
Speech and Hearing Awareness Month
Asian Pacific American Heritage Month
Week
1–7 National Summer Safety Week
1–7 Spinal Health Week
4–10 National Mental Health Week
4–10 North American Occupational Safety and Health Week
4–11 Naturopathic Medicine Week
5–11 National Hospice Palliative Care Week
12–18 National Nursing Week
12–18 National Road Safety Week
26 – June 1 National Sun Awareness Week
26 - June 1 National Hurricane Preparedness Week [4]
Aboriginal Awareness Week
Emergency Preparedness Week
Day
1 May Day
2 National Red Squirrel Awareness Day
3 World Press Freedom Day
4 Annual Hike for Hospice Palliative Care
4 Star Wars Day
5 International Midwives' Day
6 International No Diet Day
7/8 Victory in Europe Day
8 World Red Cross Red Crescent Day (Henri Dunant's birthday)
10 WHO, Move for Health Day
11 Military Spouse Appreciation Day
12 International Nurses Day
12 Canada Health Day
12 Fibromyalgia and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome National Awareness Day
15 International Day of Families
17 International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia
17 World Information Society Day
18 World Whisky Day
22 International Day for Biological Diversity
24 European Day of Parks
25 International Missing Children's Day
25 Towel Day
27 Schizophrenia Walk of Hope
28 National Multiple Births Awareness Day
31 World No-Tobacco Day
Memorial Day - last Monday of the month
Mother's Day – Second Sunday of May in many nations
Military Spouse Appreciation Day - Friday prior to Mother's Day
[edit]June

D-Day – June 6, 1944
World Ocean Day – June 8
Father's Day – Third Sunday of June
Month
ALS Awareness Month (Lou Gehrig's Disease)
National Athletic Therapy Month
National Basketball & Hip-Hop Culture Month
National Spina Bifida and Hydrocephalus Awareness Month
PTSD Awareness Month
Relay for Life
Seniors Month
Stroke Awareness Month
Black Music Month
LGBT Pride Month
Week
2–6 Canadian Environment Week
Day
1 National Cancer Survivors Day
2 International World's Whore Day
4 Clean Air Day
5 World Environment Day
8 World Oceans Day
14 World Blood Donor Day or World Health Organization
17 in West Germany, from 1953 "Day of German Unity" ("Tag der Deutschen Einheit"), commemorating the Uprising of 1953 in East Germany
18 Autistic Pride Day
20 World Refugee Day
21 National Aboriginal Day, World Music Day
26 International Day against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking
[edit]July

1 Canada Day
4 Independence Day in U.S. (Fourth of July)
10 Waffle+Teeth Day
24 National Amelia Earhart Day
26 Esperanto Day (Publication of the first Esperanto book, 1887)
27 Dhanashri Virkar's birthday
Month
Hot Dog Month
Week
National Motorsport Week (UK) - 30 June to 8 July. Starting with The Goodwood Festival of Speed and ending with the Santander British Grand Prix at Silverstone National Motorsport Week is a celebration of British motor sport and a chance for everyone to get involved in every level of motor sport with local teams, clubs and events in their area.
Bleak Week - 3rd week of July (Southern Hemisphere)
Day
6 International Kissing Day
11 World Population Day
19 Canada's Parks Day
[edit]August

International Friendship Day - August 5
International CatDay /World CatDay – August 8 High Paw Media (accessed 8/8/2012)
Manipur Patriots' Day – August 13
Victory over Japan Day –August 14/August 15
Youm-e-Azadi (Pakistan Independence Day) – August 14
Indian Independence Day – August 15
International Photography Day – 19thAugust 1839, Daguerreotype was presented as a gift from France "free to theworld".
World Mosquito Day – August 20
Indian Akshay Urja Day – August 20
World Fashion Day – August 21
European Day of Remembrance for Victims of Stalinism and Nazism – August 23, known as the Black Ribbon Day in Canada
"World Doctorates Day" - August 25 (Proposed by Prof. Kamal Kant Dwivedi, Vice Chancellor, Apeejay Stya University and Founder of Global Network of Doctorates)
National Toilet Paper Day - August 26
Dr.Bhuvanesh Shukla Birth Anniversary - August 30
International Sex Bomb Day – August 30
Malaysian Independence Day – August 31 Month
Connected Educators Monthttp://connectededucators.org/
Week
1–7World Breastfeeding Week
Day
9 International Day of the World's Indigenous People
12 International Youth Day
13 International Lefthanders Day
[edit]September

Teachers Day Celebration September 5
World Rubber Day – September 12 – In September 1909, the chemical engineer Fritz Hofmann received a patent for inventing the first "method for manufacturing artificial rubber." To mark the 100th anniversary of this patent, the German specialty chemicals company Lanxess organized the first "World Rubber Day" in September 2009.
Constitution Day marks the day the United States constitution was ratified. – September 17
Papua New Guinea's Independence Day - 1975, Papua New Guinea receives independence from Australia - September 16
Engineer's Day – September 15
Independence Day in Guatemala - September 15
International Talk Like a Pirate Day – September 19
European Day of Languages – September 26, sponsored by the Council of Europe and European Union
World Contraception Day - September 26.[5]
Month
National Hispanic Heritage Month Sep 15 - Oct 15
National Arthritis Month
Ovarian Cancer Month
National Library Card Sign-up Month
Week
14–21 AIDS Walk for Life
19–25 Prostate Cancer Awareness
Day
4 International akpe day
19 International Talk Like a Pirate Day
25 Ataxia Awareness Day
27 World Tourism Day
1st Monday Labor Day
[edit]October

Mahatma Gandhi Birthday/International nonviolence day October 2
German Unity Day – October 3
National Vodka Day - October 4
World Animal Day – October 4
National Taco Day - October 4
National Holiday in Lesotho – October 4
Kanelbullens dag[6] - October 4
German-American Day – October 6
National Eating Disorder support day - October 8
International Suit Up Day - October 13
Steve Jobs Day - October 14
Pregnancy and Infant Loss Remembrance Day - October 15
Boss' Day- Oct 16
International Menopausal Day – October 20
LGBT Spirit Day - October 20
Mole Day – October 23
United Nation's Day - October 24
Epidermolysis Bullosa Awareness Week - October 25–31
National Day of the Deployed - October 26
National Holiday in Austria – October 26
World Occupational Therapy Day - October 27
National Cat Day - October 29
Halloween – October 31
world habitat day- 1st Monday of October
MONTH
Breast Cancer Awareness Month
Filipino American History Month
LGBT History Month (U.S.)
Dwarfism Awareness Month (California, U.S.)[7]
[edit]November

It's 50 Llamas Day - November 1
All Saints' Day – November 1
Alzheimer Awareness Month
Day of the Dead – November 1(All Saints' Day) or November 2(All Souls' Day).
Diabetes Awareness Month
Lung Cancer Awareness Month
All Souls' Day – November 2
Bonfire Night (also Guy Fawkes Night) - November 5
International Exchange Students Day - November 8
Allama Muhammad Iqbal Day - November 9
Malala Day - November 10[8]
Armistice Day (also Remembrance Day) – November 11
Veterans Day – November 11
Kindness Day UK – November 13
Children's Day (India)- November 14
National Physician Assistant Day November 15
International Men's Day - November 19
World Fisheries Day – November 21
Transgender Day of Remembrance – November 20
International Osteoporosis Day – November 20
Cities for Life Day – November 30
Children's Day (India) – November 14
Day of Road Traffic Victims- November 22
Day of Singers& Musicians- November 22
International children's Day- November 22
National Hospice and Palliative Care Month
[edit]December

National Jandal Day New Zealand - December 1
World AIDS Day – December 1
Shivam Gosavi's Day - December 2
Wildlife Conservation Day - December 4
International Volunteer Day December 5
Christmas Eve - December 24
Christmas Day – December 25
Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Day - December 25 (The founder of Pakistan)
Kwanzaa – December 26 to January 1
Reflection Day (think about how life's a gift)- December 29
International day of broadcasting 10
[edit]Moving dates

Washington's Birthday – USA 3rd Monday of February.
Ash Wednesday – depends on the date of Easter (as early as February 4 or as late as March 10)
Easter – Western Christianity-Sunday March 22 to April 25 inclusive :: Eastern Christianity-April 4 and May 8 (1900 to 2100)
Lantern Festival – 15th day of the 1st month in the lunar year in the Chinese calendar
Lunar New Year – 1st day of the 1st month of the Chinese calendar.
Martin Luther King, Jr. Day – 3rd Monday of January
Melbourne Cup Day – 1st Tuesday in November
Purim – 14th of the Hebrew month of Adar
Shrove Tuesday – the day before Ash Wednesday

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
That's a long list, I probably should have linked it...

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
'Black Love Day - February 13'
No thank you.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Link it you prick

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
wot?

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)

n c
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Now you *know* about Nakers and his link 'skillz', don't you?

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
I've never been in high end fantasy gaming

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
I get this!!!!*


*I don't get this
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Link is the main character from the Nintendo series The Legend of Zelda
you spastic.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Not as big a one as Nakers, who's just been hoist by his own petard.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
*high end gaming fives*
I feel like I belong
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I'M SO EMBARRASSED!

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Looks like you sent it to Lampers in 2011
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1200753#post1200809 so just check your sent items
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
I emptied my archive a while back
If it's in there the subject line isn't 'chimichurri'
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Oh man, remember last year's Epidermolysis Bullosa Awareness Week?
Crazy days.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Day of Road Traffic Victims is always a right fucking hoot.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Wow, you finally learnt to copy and paste!

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
i'm looking forward to autistic pride day

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
It's Pi day today
I'm gonna order some pie
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Oh internet

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
One for B3th
International Menopausal Day – October 20
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
International I'M NOT BLOBBING Day

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
They missed off
"Coincidence Day" March 12th
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
coincidence?
I think not
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Nothing on my Birthday :-(

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
That's "roll and blowjob day"

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Not even a card? Poor AA, no-one loves him.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Serves him right for killing his mother.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Innit.
He and Neil Buchanan planned it all. The cunts.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Never did any time for it either.
Disgusting.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
The police didn't even investigate
/samurai ac
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
He just didn't love her enough to keep her alive
No one blames him, but there will always be a cloud over his head
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Apparently women want their own version called 'chicken & licken'

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
bitches be trippin

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
They've got valentines day.
They can fuck right off
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
???

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Lady's Day too, technically.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
International Womens week and shit.
It's REVERSE SEXISM
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I think it's all quite patronising
so straight, old-school sexism. Which is exactly the kind of sexism I like.

I'm going to launch a crusade to bring back bum-pats for girls who do a good job.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
I do that at home.
OMG I HAVE SIMCITY DO YOU WANT TO DO A REGION TOGETHER!?!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
You caved in to the pressure of EA?

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Got my girlfriend to buy it for me thus totally getting myself out of a moral quandry.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
nice one...
bitch
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Is it good?

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)
no.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)
It is good, but the shitty servers make it so frustrating.
I'd give it a couple of weeks at least.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)
The former landlord at my local already tried that, with disappointing results.
www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/2013/03/12/sex-pest-coventry-pub-landlord-michael-bown-admits-sexual-assaults-92746-32968159/

Worth a click for the picture of him they decided to use.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Ha ha
Sexual predator/ Dracula
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Probably lesbians

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Is that where you listen to Billie Holiday records all day?

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Alright, I've had a busy morning, time to check b3ta....
What the fuck happened this morning?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Threadrush Thursday

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Battered did

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I refuse to accept any responsibility.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I thought you did when you agreed to marry her?
/al
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
/is a cunt

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Space Invaders ones.
Retro gaming wins
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I think you and I have a slightly different understanding of the word 'wins', here.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
*Loses
:(
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
How are you, chutters old boy?

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
All good thanks Monty
Work is busting my balls at the minute but such is life.
Still manage to have a good old lurk on here.

You?

Bitch troll from Hell off your back yet?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Yeah things are much better ta

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Black microfibre boxers
Snug.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I see much japery was had this morning!!!
My office is Comic Reliefing today, you can't possibly imagine the waqqilols that have ensued.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
People dressed down, in red and costume?!
Do you have a small buffet too?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)
He's already got the red nose from all his drinking.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Tee hee

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Fucking cunts

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I'm wearing chompys thong
its shit coloured now
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)
so is......
Ainsley Harriott
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)
RPOTD

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I say.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)
a bit of "Ronnie racism" going on here

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
You racist you, I was on about ainsleys love
of Chompys thongs
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Proper lol here

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

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