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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sorry guys but that dismal thread was doomed.
By all means chat away in there about that time someone wore some clothes etc if you like, I'll just 'chillax' in here on my tod if necessary.

I'm going to get out of my fucking mind this evening. What are you up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:07, 201 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Playing on my new phone probably.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Might even watch some Comic Relief
lol jk, I don't have a telly.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Have a good sleep then
lol jk
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
lol no telly wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Lol!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Yeah this one's much better

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)
I got told off for using "Chillax"
I think the evening will bring beer a takeaway and another episode of "The Walking Dead"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Chillax is a fucking ghastly word.
Well, it's not even a word.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
I am going to chillax dot com tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
forward slash sleep

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)
dot htmzzzzzzzzz

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)
A triumvirate of "win"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Dunno yet
Hope this helps hun x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Twoey you missed the whole "The Warriors" sub-thread
In the last thread
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
No way!
They come along once in a blue moon! Bugger. Oh well, maybe I'll catch the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
You seeing mini monts this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Jawohl.
10-4 Sunday. Not sure what to do. Museum, out for food or what. There's fuck all on at the Hackney Picture House for kids so cinema is a no.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I will have a bottle of Shiraz, a fucking spicy Indian takeaway and a sit down
All of which will be most welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Needs MOAR "The Walking Dead"
*Takeawayfives*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Mrs Cow doesn't like it
and I'm up to date until Sunday's episode
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
I have half a bottle of Gin, a load of tonic and some limes.
I won't have any left when I wake up tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
what sort of gin and what sort of tonic?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Juniper Green Organic gin.
Schwepes ordinary Tonic Water.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Badger will now lambast you for using nasty sweet tonic that'll ruin the flavour of the gin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)
I can take it.
Which tonic should I be using though?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)
he would say something like Fever Tree
www.fever-tree.com/drinks.php
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Some guy's leaving do tonight.
I expect to be asked awkward question about office girl by drunk people I don't know or like. Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
"Yes, she does take it up the shitter"
"Yes, so do I"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
He's such a 'lucky Pierre'

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)
nobody will ask you
they will just watch the two of you and gossip behind your back.

they will also wonder if you've had sex in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)
She's already getting asked questions.
I dislike gossiping when it's about me. Don't mind so much when it's about other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
This is your idea of a good thread? Weekend plans?
YEAH GOOD ONE MONTS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)
I NO RITE
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
It's got more mileage than 'I wore my pyjamas lol' or AA telling us about his waxing for the millionth time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)
My story was good though, you thread stomping gimp.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Shut it Savile

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:53, Reply)
I'm thinking a serious beer session may be on the cards tonight
Problem is I'm out of practice so will be the lightweight of the group :(
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)
beer mouse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)
*squeeks sadly* --:(

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)
5 pints last night has given me a little hangover today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Oh and this weekend I plan to make either 40 or 80 pints of all grain homebrew.
Without the proper equipment so it may not work.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Do you have to keep re-using the same bottles?
Are they screw top or proper tops with some kind of closer thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I asked my local to collect all the rekoldilig bottles they sold on the weekend.
So I have about 100x500ml bottles that I reuse. I just buy caps and I've got a capper.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

a lo
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)
*makes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Is rekoldilig a Scandinavian brew?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)
It's a relativley posh cider
www.ocado.com/webshop/product/Rekorderlig-Strawberry-Lime-Cider/62727011?sku=62727011&dnr=y
I don't like it that much but the bottles are perfect for homebrew.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Oh right
Thought you'd tried to type "recycling" without auto-correct or something.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)
i've got a weekend away with the girls from school
there were 10 of us, but one of them lost her dad very suddenly today. i'm knocked sick, i spent so much time at their house as a kid/young adult. poor girl.

but yeah, apart from that, getting cunted and lounging around a spa.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)
has she asked the security guard to put out an announcement?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)
i am tres confused by this, old buddy old pal

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)
"this is a customer announcement, we have lost father at the check out, please come and collect him"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
oh
oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Fancy going to the pub?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Do you need a shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)
hahahahahaha
first laugh of the day
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)
That was the joke :(
You've ruined it for me now, you spastic :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)
where in my post
were you planning to insert that shit joke??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Well you'd have replied with yes or no and I'd have come back with
"good, I'm dying for a dump", or something along those lines.

But Nakers RUINED IT
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)
oh i see
it would have been good. but i actually think nakers improved it, if i'm being honest.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:53, Reply)
I hate him.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)
awww
i love the ape
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)
he's like this little brother

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)
a special one

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)
I hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)
come here and give me cuddle, come on, don't be shy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Shut up, you Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)
definitely, but am leaving tonight, so will have to be next week/the week after
i was going to say something about can you hold it in that long, but nakers beat me to it...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)
He's such a ruiner.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)
I'm on a half day and then I'm going to the BANK and the BOOK SHOP
Tres exciting eh?

Tonight I might have some BEER.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Tres.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Totes.

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I feel like shit
thanks for asking
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Too much dandelion wine last night?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Wine gums

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)
too much shit relationship last night

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)
:o(
bad times, was there any book throwing?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)
digits up anus?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Oh mate, I know what you mean, they say it was "Steak and Blowjob" night last night, but in this house hold it was more like "Turkey-ham and a Wank" night.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)
You live with Loaksey?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
*throws book*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Hahaha
Is that how the chosen ones get round the ham ban
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
SAd Times

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I got steak.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Last year I got the blowjob but no steak
this year I got fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Gutted

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
It's not really a day, you know.
It's not like Mother's Day. It's just a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Just as well
getting a "Happy Steak and Blowjob Day" card off anyone other than the wife would be hard to explain. ..
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Check out adultworks.com and just-eat.com
that'll sort you out a treat, but be careful on the minimum order.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
not even a thumb up your sphincter?
Sad times :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Off to Bromsgrove, then getting an early train to London tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)
secret b4sh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)
I've just noticed that my "BATTERED IS A CUNT" post has been popularised
Battered. That's gotta sting.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)
I did clicks
B3th said most pop page entries only have 2 votes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
I think I may have accidentally clicked it as well

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)
2 votes? Seriously?
So probably half the stuff on there is the result of two people clicking "I like this" instead of "Reply"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
yep
you lot are fucking tight with your clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Nobody clicks on this board.
I'm constantly coming out with top drawer lols that never get paged because these fuckers are too arthritic to click.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
*nose/point*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
I click a lot of posts on here
I suspect I am the only one who does
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Clickin this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I baked cupcakes!
they're so cute! chocolate hazelnut flourless cupcakes with chocolate buttercream icing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)
FUCK OFF KITTY
/Battered
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
lesbian

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
I'm confused.
What's up with you Kronos?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
His kids gave him indigestion

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I need a poo but nobody wants to go to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Try Paul's pub

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Blimey!
Its only Poppet!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)
yup. You know I pop in here almost every day, I just don't often post anymore.
Hi Sportscow.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Why is that?
To both parts of that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I like to see you're all still alive and disgusting.
I just don't always have time to post. I'm in my final year now. lots of study to do! also, I try to have a social life as well.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Good morning/afternoon/evening my dear

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
D'you know something?
Getting out of my fucking mind sounds like an excellent plan.
However, I am taking Mrs Tangle to the theatre this evening so will need to remain capable of driving.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
ghey

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Utterly.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
what are you seeing?
I went to the cinema last night on a Doctor Who date. was lots of fun. they had loads of people dressed up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
What the fuck is a doctor who date?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
a date where you go see doctor who!

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Sounds both romantic and sexy

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Biggerontheinsidelols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Not sure, but if he offers to show you his "sonic screwdriver" I'd make excuses and leave

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
It involves anonymous pills and a dice.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
You get led into a small box and told you'll have a magical adventure
Only to be brutally sodomised with a rubber plunger
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
pretty much.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
This:
www.warwickdc.gov.uk/WDC/RoyalSpaCentre/Whats+on/Bandages+-+Fri+15th+Mar.htm

I won't be dressing up though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I have started a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I'm going to be at work.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)

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