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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Go on I'll risk it
Suggest an appropriate sitcom, film etc for another B3tan to star in.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:46, 224 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
yes please do
we need to tell them what episodes 2-6 will contain...
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
you'd be in "Mask"

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
you'd be in 'Bent Spastic Meets World'

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
THATS NOT EVENA FILM

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Sitcom

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Bread - starring Lokesy

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
fuck you beat me

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
The Walking Bread

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Loksey
"Live at the HAMmersmith oven"
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Darth - Queer As Folk
Swipe - Cougar Town
Monty - Saxondale
Battered and Swipe - The Little and Large Show
B3th - Embarrassing Bodies
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Brilliant.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
some film about a sandwich starring lokesy
I don't understand this in joke :(
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Doesn't matter, as long as you tried.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Monty; Shameless

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Nakers - 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue'

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I don't get this soz you wasted your wit

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Radio 4 comedy

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
sigh

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I keep expecting nicolas parsons to be outed as a sexpest
I realised he does the other thing on radio 4 as I typed that but I've committed to the post now
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Just a minute, I'll look it up.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
NOW WHAT!!!!!!

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
He presented sale of the century.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Swipe - Gimme Gimme Gimme

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
The resemblance is uncanny

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Lighty
"Blind date"
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
My boss has suggested I should technically not do any work from 2pm tomorrow.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Oh hai capt placid

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
'Technically' I haven't really done any work today.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Why?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Consultation officially ends then, I have not been given a proper formal response.
My workload has not been calculated into the new structure, so he thinks the quickest way to force their hand is to do a little strike.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
He doesn't really think that though, does he.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Also, isn't appearing to be redundant a good way to identify yourself for redundancy?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)
If I don't do anything by friday afternoon I'll be worked into the structure by monday.
I can barely take a day off without giving people two weeks notice.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
And to be honest I would accept redundancy.
I won't accept them fucking around and just telling me things while I'm having a fag or mentioning it on conference calls rather than an actual formal response.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Your boss sounds like a bit of a penis.
Send him back some spastic quote like:

'Ther NHS right, they're SUCH WANKERS and it's SO UNFAIR' - and attribute it to fucking Diocletian or someone, and date it in the C3rd.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
You'll like him, he's a pisshead who buys lots of rounds.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
You work for Stunned?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
IF ONLY!

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
OK can you tell him I'm sorry I was rude?
Thanks x
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
BarryfromEastenders - Crimewatch.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Battered - Dexter.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
they would just call it Dex though, IT'S SHORTER

DID I GET AN INJOKE RIGHT?
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
You did good, gluey.
You did good.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
THIS IS GOOD!!!!

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Oh, well played.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Short Cuts
Robert Altman's harrowing ensemble drama about a midget's dream of becoming a barber, despite not being able to reach that high. He befriends an alcoholic tramp who has clearly never had a haircut in his life, and has his heart broken by flighty temptress with hair o'flame and breasts o'plenty.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Short Cunts

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Scarpe - Handcock's Half Hour

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
YM - Open All Hours.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Top Bum - Darth
Some MOTHers Do Have 'em - Kroney
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)
AA - Some don't have mothers

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
lols

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Haha

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Swipe - Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Phileas Logg

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
80 days around the world - fo sho?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
the doveston in "why don't you all come and enjoy the interesting debate on /talk?"
b3ta.com/talk/
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Look Who's /Talking
surely?
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
prynhawn da!

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
prynhawn da i chi hefyd

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Young men are lined up, one by one, to take Swipe out on a date.
Boy Meets World.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
The Hole - TGB

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
The Abyss, surely?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Black Hole

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
The Orifice

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Stunned - Last of the summer wine.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
My Two (Lady)Dads - Monty

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Battered and Mrs Battered
The Krankies Klub
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Trends - dozer

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Darth - Bottom

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Edmund - Bones

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
True Lies
/all of QFTW
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Red Cock Chest - Swipey

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
B3th - Cocoon

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Cheers - Legless

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
WINNA!

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
The Unbearable Lightness of Being (a fucking cunt)
Take your pick
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
In Sickness And In Health - Gonz

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Nakers - The Bent Man of Total Spaz

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Leave It To Beaver - Monty's Mums

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
No Cunt For Old Men - a hideous Kroney/Monty hybrid engineered to make this laboured pun work

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Monty - The Thin White Line

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I just tried to bite some dead skin off the side of my finger
but i slipped and my bottom teeth went in front of my top teeth and it hurt and felt weird
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Fogle, earlier

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)
i can't see that soz

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)
It's a picture of a cunt

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Red Dwarf - Battered in August

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Batman and Robin - Dozer
Because he's fucking shit, you see
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Batty man surley

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Batty-man & bobbins

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
The Young Ones - Bartleby

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Die Hard - Al
Well, we can dream
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
heh heh

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Follow the Fleet - Swipey

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Kroney - Allo Allo

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
or "No Retreat, No Surrender"

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Dozer - The Brittas Empire

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Stunned - Rab C Nesbitt

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Is that it? Are our creative juices exhausted?
Step Up - Battered
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Battered is on the run
Get Shorty
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Darth Foxtrot - The King of Queens

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Strictly Ballroom (in my ass)

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
OH FUCK YOU
Call me gay if you will, tell me the missus is too good for me, you can even insult my parentage, but NEVER ASSOCIATE ME WITH AUSTRALIA
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Not a g'day for you eh?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Top Gear - Monty

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Swipe - Roseanne

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Optimus Prime Suspect - Emvee

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Hahahahaha
This is easily my (10th) favourite so far
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)
It's not even IN my top 10

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Jessie - Six Feet Under

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)
HAHA

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Prof K Martin - Milk

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
ppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Oh bra-vo

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Supersize Vs Super Skinny
Swipe and Monty*


*he's skinny right?
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)
My Two Hats
Not sure who could star in it though, just got the title at the moment.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)
50 1st Dates - RingOfFire

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
oh HO

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Darth & Swipe = Will & Grace

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Finally a complimentary one
I fucking wish I looked like Eric McCormack
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
You're Jack.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I'll take that
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
So I Married An Axe Murderer - Mrs Battered

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Troll - Chompy

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Troll 2 - Rory

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Nakers - Mr Bean

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Darth - Bent

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Ripper Street - Battered

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Monty - 0.4 Children.
Because he's a part-time dad, see?
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I don't get it soz

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
BY WHICH I MEAN 'REGULAR ACCESS'!!!!!!!

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Bathe more and Lusty might let you in

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)
SHAZAMMMMMM

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Deep Impact - YM

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
BBC Breakfast - B3th
Wait.....no.....no...someone else
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
You need a mashup here...
BBC Breakfast at 6.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
+pm

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Boycey - Green Green Grass

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Swipe - Ugly Betty

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Miranda - Swipe

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
you know what i'm going to take from this?
SHE'S NOT FUCKING GINGER. hoorah.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Downs Abbey - Nakkers

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Cavy - The Crystal Maze.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
We Are The Champions - Special.
All of you.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Away you go Jeff

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Mastermind - Nakkers

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
damn straight

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
back to the fuhrer - monty

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
or Reich For The Sky?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)
A Liebensraum With A View

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I'm liking all these, do go on

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
A Bormann For All Seasons

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Two and A Half Mengeles

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Hair Pot - Hung

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Al - Citizen Smith

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
The Good life - TuiB

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Dear John

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
the life of pi(es) - battered

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)
come fly with me - edmund

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Gonz - In sickness and in health

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1906217
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Fucksticks

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)
B3th - May to December

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)
"the full monty"

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)
don't be silly he can't afford that much food

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Freefair - The New Statesman

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Swipe - Grimm

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Till Death Us Do Part
B3th.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Predator - Chompy

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
an unsurprising click from me

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
postcards from the (alderley) edge - AA
oh no wait, they don't let mongs from mongleton in there...
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
But inbred spastics from Wilmslow are fine.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
unlike mongleton-ites, i am neither inbred nor a spastic
so yep
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Good thing I'm not from there then, isn't it?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
no one from the South would dream of viisting anywhere as ghastly as "the edge"

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
*shit Bono pun*

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
"my sister's keeper" - bert

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Hymens are Forever - FreeFair

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Oh well done

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
From Russia WIth Glove

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
The Spy Who Gloved Me

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
The Man With The Golden Glove

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Poonraker - Kroney

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Showgirls
Chompy's bird.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Do we have any black people on /OT?
Seriously, I don't think we do
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Good.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Yes, I'm black.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I didn't realise they had jungle in Coventry

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Concrete?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Only me.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
You can play Winston then
That question came about from me trying to work out who'd pad out the cast in Ghostbusters so I could make a laboured joke about Dozer being slimey
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
James Tiger Woods

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
B3th - Good Evening Vietnam

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
User - TV show
LOL
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
It takes effort and imagination to appear this lazy

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
List threads are always LOL

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
The Dual (life) of Denial
Me
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Burn After Reading - James Hutchings
After Before
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
lols

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Darth - Boys Don't Cry

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Gregory's Girl - Swipe

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Til Death Do Us Part (and I move onto the next one) - Prof Kenny Martin

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
YES.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Don't Tell The Babysitter Mom's Dead - AA

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Matrix - Supermatt

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
In other news, I think Spimf might be flouncing on LOTW. Result.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I'm not sure I know who that is
As you were
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
he's an angry angry man

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)
LOTW
Lord of the Wings?
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Lies of the weak

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)
*golf clap*
Link?
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/fightclub/post1906233
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
AND the Professor
Your words obviously cut him to the quick old boy
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Prof' doesn't even want me stepped
b3ta.com/questions/fightclub/post1905621
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
that's a great bthread

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
There was a very funny reply on talk 6 days ago.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Don't tell me. One of yours by any chance?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I was subtly pointing out that without a link to the thread it's pretty hard to understand what you're going on about.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Not exactly difficult to click on the QOTW link at the top of this page though is it?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)
It is when spimf has got you on 2.0 :(((((

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Battered doesn't really do subtle
#muntergate #it #illpayforaroomforus
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

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