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Ever had a mental breakdown? what was it like? How did you get over it?
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:47, 218 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
FFIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
In your face Fogsey \o/
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)
:0(

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Ha ha
You are Slowcoach sidearse shitface snail

Teehee
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Oof.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Odd.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Nope but I've been so miserable that were it not for the effect on family and loved ones I'd have loved to have topped myself.
This is a cheery old thread!
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Oops, h@xx0rz!

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Google Nexus 4s are back in stock.
https://play.google.com/store/devices/details?id=nexus_4_8gb
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Between 2008-2010 I had to sit in various redundancy meetings
It was fucking horrible telling people you liked that they were going to lose their jobs, that got me quite stressed and I started smoking again.
A full on mental breakdown though nope sorry
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)
haha!
Nope, never. HTH K thx bi x
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)
wtf?
no, never. had an odd phase for a few months when my mum died, i felt very disconnected from things sometimes, as if they were all happening miles away. didn't stop me doing everything normally, but it was horribly weird.

of course it might just have been working in uxbridge.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Probably the effect of being a letting agent

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
that was years earlier
damn you and your ginger beard
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
IT ONLY GETS ATINGE IN THE SUMMER

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Mate, she's calling your wife a ginge

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)
ahahaha
i knew it

GINGER MINGER
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)
imagine our babies they'd be windy pigs

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)
only if they take after you...
there is nothing flatulent or swine-like about my genes...
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Got signed off work with stress for a week once
In hindsight I wasn't ready to go back to work when I did, but a load of sailors rolled into town and I couldn't afford to turn down the income
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)
darth earlier
blogue.enmusique.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Frozen-Face-21.jpg
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
I can't quite see that
FROM SPACE........
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)
does it no auto size to your window?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Eventually yes

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Hahahahahaha
I fucking wish, he's HAWT
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)
in-cum ammirite?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Oh come on...
Loads of you are on antidepressants.
Make with the stories so we can all point and laugh.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
This one time, at mad camp....

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
mad cackling lols

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I actually did have a psychometric evaluation once
which was attended by a doctor from the local nuthouse.

Luckily for me I'm not even special in the headwrong way :-(
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)
There needed to be two of them for them to be able to lock you up against your will.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)
He wasn't the only doctor there
It just came as a shock, I didn't realise it was that big a deal, then I hear this bloke works at Hellesdon Hospital and I shat it. For all I know he might have just been there on placement or summat.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)
dunno why you're frowning at being normal

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I'm not really
It was meant to be a "WHY CAN'T I BE SPECIAL" play on my neediness.

Clearly it did not work.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)
we all get a bit needy
*hugglewugglez*
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)
no
I did once wonder if I stabbed my dad with a butter knife if it would break the flesh
but then I remembered I didnt want to go to prison
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)
NO, WITH A SPOON!!!11!etc

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)
err
No
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)
I can see you've played knifey spoony before

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)
oh and I almost put lacquer thinner in his coffee a few years ago
Apparently he makes me crazy
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)
one time all the all day breakfast sandwiches had gone by the time I got to the shop :(

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Oh man
Do you want to talk about it?
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)
that must have been a difficult time for you

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)
i can't think of a worse food than all-day breakfast shite
the all-day pizzas they used to do looked horrific. like a car crash of fat and carbs.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)
it's one of the best foods to come in a tin

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)
i'd rather eat congealed pigs blood

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:11, Reply)
as would i, maybe with some nommy chorizo or scallops

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)
bleurgh

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I can: Rustlers

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Or something Gonz has created

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)
chicken fried cheese with cream and chorizo

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)
one day we will say
lighty RIP

as one of them kills him
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)
the trick is to toast the bun seperately while the 'meat' is in the microwave

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Or. y'know, eat actual food.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)
but you can shape it nto any food you want
it's one of the many benefits of meat slurry!
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Is this a euphemism?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
when everything is nearly ready, pay special attention the olive on a cocktail stick
then finally put the meat between the buns and squeeze out the single portion of relish
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)
+ gentleman's

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
WELCOME TO THE poor JOKE

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)
All day pizzas ?!?!!

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)
I can't seem to see it,
Someone help me.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)
What can't you see, Windly-Wee?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)
the funny thing that gonz posted.
Won't load on my phone for some reason.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)
BBC weather's twitter account has been hacked
it's about as funny as it sounds, so you're missing nowt.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
lol somethingSyriasomethingsomething lol

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)
he's caught blindness from his girlfriend : (

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Nope! Never.
Not really giving a shit about anyone or anything comes in handy sometimes. Also, I'm a chipper, optimistic sort.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

optimistic sort. burly men put their logs in me
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I did have a proper breakdown when I was 19,
I'd dropped out of uni, and taken a job back at the pub I was working at before I left, my manager was a fucking pervert and was always making passes at me and the other male staff, I couldn't risk leaving as my dad had thrown me out thanks to my drinking and drug use, and the job was only just keeping me going with all my various habits and keeping my motorbike on the road. And one night after our boss got pissed at the bar and was inappropriate and rude and abusive I flipped out, I screamed at him, I started throwing stuff, and smashing glasses and fully went bonkers. I stormed out and went straight to the pub, and drank. I woke up a couple days later, bruised, with a broken finger, and very hungover in a house in London. I then spent 3 days in my room in the house I was sharing going between tears and burning anger.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
This is more like it

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
*cancels flower order and giant teddy for windy*

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
why were you buying him underwear anyway?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1908205
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
*stares at sportscow*
*sucks finger*




*shudders*
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I'm spent

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)
why cancel it?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)
the last guy that came onto you got shouted at

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)
he really was a terrifying sex pest.
Worse than battered.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)
horrible
I guy I lived with in the first year at uni was a bit weird and pervy, he was always touching everyone and making lewd comments, he creeped me right out.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Then it turned out the bird you'd been cracking onto was your sister
and then something something Forest Moon of Endor.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Hahaha
proper lol
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)
exactly.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I think all anecdotes from now on
need to end "something something Forest Moon of Endor"

It's the new "and then we had some honey. The End"
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Needs more bommyknocker

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Indeed.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
i got my picasso pigs print, pigcasso, anyway now i need a frame, wheres good for frames gonz

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)
i liked that picture a lot

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)
my fav is his line drawings of animals, particularly the dog,
but they were a tenner each
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Jesus christ art has got expensive

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Crucifyingly expensive

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)
i no rite, ten quid, back in my day things were different

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Ten POUNDS?
Seriously? They must have meant 10p surely?!!!

I mean who do they think you are Charles Saatchi?
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)
tell me about it

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)
and all for one line!
1.bp.blogspot.com/-qREJdUDDMao/TapjiIAC7HI/AAAAAAAACrQ/G_FMyeNec6U/s1600/Picasso%2527s+dog2+%25C2%25A9A.Anichkin.png

mite try n recreate it myself with a biro
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)
I quite like that

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)
i got a bird one on my stairs

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)
someone once complained to old pabbers that it only took him a second to draw and there he was charging a tenner, probably more than a tenner, for it
he replied "nah bitch, that shit took me decades to draw" get it
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Someone's having a fuckin laugh here and no mistake

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)
i've never had a mental breakdown

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)
except for the time i tried to kill myself

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)
ourselves

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I donno man, as a fellow art apprechator, I really should learn that.
I wanna get some faux-antique frames in gold/silver/bronze/etc and put them empty on my feature wall.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)
are they filming "Big Brother - the Jewish years" in your flat?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Can Gonz please come to the shower room?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHA
POTD
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)
officelol

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Oh well played.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
i reckon imma have to measure all my arts so i can get the right frames,
what a palaver
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)
i know man, ain't it like A4 or something like that?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)
its a funny shape its not like a standard measurement

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)
omg look what I found
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PUG-DOG-FUNKY-POP-ART-CANVAS-PRINT-MANY-SIZES-COLOURS-FREE-UK-POSTAGE-/261037478961?pt=UK_Art_CanvasGiclee_RL&var=&hash=item3cc70bd431
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Specsavers lol

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)
haha yeh haha

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
OMG MONTY MONTY MONTY OMG OMGOMOGMOGMOGMGOM
https://www.facebook.com/events/289115887891167/
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I'm sure he used to be respected...

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)
In West Philadelphia, perhaps

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)
you're right he always was cheesy

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)
I can't believe it!!!
'You must be a member of Facebook to view this page'?????


I never thought I'd see that, not in my lifetime.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Help a nigga out here someone eh?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)
DJ jazzy jeff is playing in Primrose hill

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)
He's actually a really fucking good DJ.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)
not with the set that fb page is suggesting

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)
summer summer summer tiiiiieeeeemmmm

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Oh that's a shame. He's very 'nice on the cut' as we experts say.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I bet he's well good at "mixing" and "scratching" and "cross-fading" the old "phat" "beats"

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I didn't know you were a fellow 'high end Djing' fan Kroners.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Oh, I'm a well known aficionado of the "wheels of steel"

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Just like Canestan
oh, cut....
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I'm disappointed at the lack of response to this
if I'm honest
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I'm disappointed in YOU

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Of those commercial hip hop acts of that time Kid'n'Play were the best

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
nonce

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Fat boys

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Their 1st LP is a work of genius but it predates the era I'm on about by a good 3 years
By 89/90 they were on some Chubby Checker shit that was properly bollocks
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
EGGSactly

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Kid Fresh
P F a
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I bet there will be Trouble
Especially if girls of the world show up
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)
My friend works for the forrin office
he spotted that his work laptop didn't block memebase so he mentioned it to IT and he spent an hour long conference call yesterday looking up porn online while people checked to see what the problem with the connection was.
Tax payer money.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Not that any of you care.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Your friend sounds like a twat
Why would he report that he could get to a website?
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Because he deals with sensitive classified and top secret documents, if there's something wrong with the firewall it's a bit of a problem.

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Thats not a firewall problem
Its a proxy server problem
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
thank the lord for that
or I'd be banned from this place
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
COOOL

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
All websites would be available via port 80 or 443 which would be open to all users
The proxy server would then lock down the necessary sites.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Also, public sector usually keep logs of Internet access
he might be getting an unpleasant interview soon.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
He was told to do it. He was on the conference call with IT and they were wondering why they couldn't see any of that in the logs

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
That would make for an uncomfortable call
When he reels off 100 porn sites
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Nice way to spend an hour at work if you can get it
sounds like the web filtering software they're using is duff.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Nope

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
seconded

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1907137
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I'm with these guys on this one

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
bored of this now

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1908098
(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
i saw it before fuck face#

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Can you start a really good thread then?

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
nah, might get a kit kat

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
*something about four fingers*

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
NEW THREAD

(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

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