I think I've fucked up by telling my ex that as I gave her four chances to inspect my flat
and she has since the last offer assaulted me, that I no longer feel comfortable about having her in my home but that she can send someone else on her behalf instead.

Have I fucked up? I really don't want that fucking cunt under my roof.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:56, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can she come over and lusty or someone stay in to let her deal with it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Or Stunned, let stunned show her around, after he's had one of his lunches.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Bigger picture time
Just think of your daughter being able to stay there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)

The last time she was in my flat she went through my shredder to piece together my phone bill.
The time before that she went for me with a kitchen knife and the one before that she locked me out and I had to boot my door in to gain access. I really, really don't want her there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Was this when you were together though?
Just be civil and show her around then bolt the fucking doors
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Would you be giving the same advice is the genders were reversed?
Two months ago she strangled me and punched me - grounds enough for not wanting someone in your home wouldn't you say?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

You don't want her to come to your home, fair enough
You want your daughter to come to your home and this will help it happen. Make sure Lusty is also there (as a witness), be civil and show her round. Don't let her look in your shredder and hide the pointy things.

Profit
Drink celebratory beer
Win
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)

She will fabricate objections to her staying and use them as an excuse to deny my having her over.
If someone else comes round on her behalf they might well not do that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Then could she also bring someone?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)

That won't help.
She will make objections based on spurious things: someone else won't. The only way to prevent that is for her not to be there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Have a mate there - in a suit - and introduce him as your solicitor

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)

bet she'd get defensive and kick off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)

In front of his solicitor?
She might be mental, but she's not daft.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

i think she might be both
she did date Monty after all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

maybe he meant hotdog suit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I assumed he meant hotdog suit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I reckon let the bitch in, just you and her, keep microphones and cameras dotted around the house that are hidden.
Keep completely civil, ovbously phsyicly defend yourself within reason if anything happens, but keep in mind the cameras'n'shit.... you can then use this in court to fuck her big time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:11, Reply)

More than enough reasons I would think.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

outline some reasonable ground rules before the visit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

1. no coming in my house

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Story of her relationship with you!!
Am i RIGHT girls!!

*girlish screaming and whooping*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)

you need a mediator, someone with strength of character and body
I suggest Baldmonkey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Baldmonkey King Zog of Albania
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Frank is baldmonkey?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

No Frank is Gilgamesh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

No, sounds reasonable to me.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)

what if it was you and she grabbed the bread knife eh? WHAT THEN?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Jeez you are WTN
Reasonable to prevent her coming to the flat, you spaz.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)

The sad reality is that if you are ever going to make this work you need to resolve some of your differences.
You can't keep resolving things with the threat of legal action. For several reasons.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Hippy bollocks.
Invite her round and kick her in the cunt.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Hippy bollocks or not, it is true.
It would be better for all concerned.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I think you're mistakenly assuming that Monty's ex can be reasoned with.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)