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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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B3th would you mod this post please?EDIT
Alt: why are lawyers so fucking annoying?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Is it "tired overdone joke masquerading as a thread" day?You won't top Monty's effort below.
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Yeah you in no way provoked that bit of light-hearted ribbing did you, Rhinestone Cowboy?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:49,
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If I stood the edge of a cliff waving a red cape would you charge?You've got less original material than Boyzone
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Oh come on.You posted that knowing precisely what would happen. Don't feign outrage after the fact.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:55,
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What happened?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:11,
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Not feigning anything darlingI'm just surprised you're not as bored as the rest of us by it
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oh christ not againare you actively trying to get rid of the last few people who do post on here, eh??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:49,
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No, I wanted to start a new thread as I was bored of the festival chat. I needed to ask a question & couldn't think of one.Believe it or not, I actually don't want this place to die on it's arse.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:51,
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well add a decent alt, quicklyyou can still save it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:53,
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DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK IT IS HIGHLY OFFENSIVE AND NOT SAFE FOR WORKkineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/KCNE/
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I'm getting a tattoo of that this very day(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:55,
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I have no speakers at work, is there an accompanying song?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:58,
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he was upset earlier because it was snowing and he didn't know what the fuck all the white stuff wasso he screamed at it and that seems to have fixed it, it's not snowing now
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they should put him on the weather forecastmuch better than the other bints
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:59,
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he did a MASSIVE plop when he woke upI'm surprised a small parrot can hold that much plop inside without bursting at the seams
he properly had to strain to get it out too, I should really video it one morning
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that would be a very niche area of the internetparrot plop porn
mind you. if it exists, you know that someone, somewhere has gotten off to it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:05,
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I like how you Americans say "gotten" instead of the British versionwe just say "got" here
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i just figured it would be an american who had cracked one off to the sight of a parrot anus slowly straining out a large wet sloppy shit(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:09,
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Why did I click on that?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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I hate reverse psychology (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:59,
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a cowboy then?are you coming onto Darth and his rhinestone t-shirt?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:08,
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Don't click it again then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:58,
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I'll just wait, pretty sure it'll get on the populol page EVENTUALLY(, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Morning allI'm not having a good day. Calf 1 has chickenpox, calf 2 has cold, sportswife is ill and the mother in law has just been admitted to hospital with a suspected stroke.
I do trust other people's days are going slightly better than mine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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My sig says it all(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:57,
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I am most pleased by this HH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:00,
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No one would think badly of you if you started drinking now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:57,
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sorry that was a little insensitivehope it all works out, at least getting chicken pox out the way young is the best way, a cold will pass, sportswife will probably get better (hard to say I'm not a doctor) and mother in law...well time will tell.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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I've had better daysMy underfloor heating has also failed :o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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Oh shit, cold feet all roundI blame your last plumber
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:04,
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I'm thinking of writing a complaint to the affordable mobiles people.I can't be bothered to write everything down so I'm thinking of just saying "I'm too busy to go into details on my numerous problems with your service, here's the order number, please review your logs on this order and let me know what compensation you think is appropriate"
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I think your compensation is the low price and free item.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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you want a lazy and poorly organised company to sort through your issues and logs and work out compensation themselves?you need to highlight all the faults and issues and push for the comp that you think that you deserve.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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I think your compensation should be the lesson you've learnedand possibly a warming lecture about things coming too easily from an avuncular chap in a cardy and smoking a pipe.
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Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:06,
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Did I ever tell you about the Treworgey Tree Fayre of 1989?(
Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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it's funny you say that cos when I was at the Treworgey Tree Fayre of 1989, this guy took some bad acid and made a noise just like that(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:03,
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I was at some mushroom festival where there wasn't even any musicthey just flashed a bunch of maglites at the crowd who were so "whacked out" on "goofballs" that they thought it was brilliant and not a complete waste of everybody's time.
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Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:04,
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My mate fell down a ravine and we were all so high we thought it was hysterically funny.Then the next morning we realised that it was indeed hysterically funny.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:11,
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PULLED griddled chorizo?COURSE I HAVE!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:18,
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I'm sure Lusty LOVES her new nickname(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:19,
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Oh man were you there too???I was there as well! I can't believe this!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:09,
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I think we should have a good old, long chat about this RIGHT NOW(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:10,
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because we are clever and successful and generally remind you of your own inadequacies and the fact that you should delete your account and kill yourself?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:05,
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Bunch of Australian solicitors have kept me hanging onfor my inheritance since October.
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Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:07,
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probably because they know you'll spunk it straight up the wall on a shitty old rustbucket(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:08,
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don't talk about his wife that wayjust cos she's ginger
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:09,
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Nono, I don't have a wifeand swipe's the one who's ginger.
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Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:17,
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for some reason i thought you were battered...are you kneeling down or summit?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:19,
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on what planet, in what universe, at what time of dayam i ginger?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:21,
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OBJECTION!haha, I bet guys say that when you slip a finger up their blurter
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i've never done thatdespite numerous requests
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:09,
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objected to having a finger in your blurter?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:10,
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objected to use of the word "blurter" i think(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:13,
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Hi windy pig, you feeling a it better today?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:12,
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Hi Windy Pig!!! Looking forward to S3CR3TPUB-B4$H but I am concerned. You’re going back from Paddington which is in West London, which everyone knows is gash. You’re in the pub game and as such I don’t want to take you to a pub full of Ben Fogle types in mustard cords and brown brogues so we have a slight issue, do you see?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:17,
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you're love of cords and brogues precludes you from proceedings(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:20,
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i like anythingexcept shallowness and pikeyness.
the rest is just window dressing, mein lieb.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:22,
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Don't talk about her meat window it's very rude.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:51,
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I don't mind taking a bus across London to get home, I can go from Victoria or wherever really. Bus runs to oxford all night.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:07,
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Thanks for the gaz inviting me, by the way.You Treworgey Tree Fayre prick
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Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:20,
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No problem you French turd.There's not even a venue agreed yet - AS YOU CAN SEE ABOVE YOU NONCE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:24,
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You know, just a little"Hey mate, my bestest buddy, most awesomest guy I know, we're off down the pub as Winders is in town on the 4th, fancy coming? Haven't got a venue yet, but wanted you to come along so save the date!"
Kind of thing.
You know.
Manners.
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Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:26,
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I've got a m,ini packet of "Love Hearts" the first one says WOW(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:16,
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The forth one says "good pals"poor kronely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:17,
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The seventh one says 'kill yourself'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:18,
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These Love Hearts are shit.They should do them with messages like "go on, it's my birthday" and "while you're down there, love"
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Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:19,
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they did do offensive ones once, for a change(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:20,
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"oily massage""piss play"
"space dock me"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:20,
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"Did I ever tell you about the Treworgey Tree Fayre of 1989?"(
Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:25,
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*hands on ears*I'M NOT LISTENING,I'M NOT LISTENING, I'M NOT LISTENING,I'M NOT LISTENING,I'M NOT LISTENING,I'M NOT I'M NOT LISTENING,I'M NOT
LISTENING,I'M NOT LISTENING,I'M NOT LISTENING,I'M NOT LISTENING,I'M NOT LISTENING,I'M NOT LISTENING,I'M NOT LISTENING,I'M NOT LISTENING................................................
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:27,
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You should have listened to Hawkwind at the Treworgey Tree Fayre, I can tell you!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:39,
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:o((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:46,
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