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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Come on you lotThere's been a decent amount of posts today. Dont stop at the vinegare strokes of worktime!
Nicknames - good or bad ones you or friends have had
Working from home - what have you got away with doing?
Sex Lies - worst things you've said to get some hole
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:29,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I told your mum i loved herand I NEVER CALLED BACK
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:30,
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Chompy's calcualtor showed that i am better off this year than last!it alos showed my massive fucking tax bill
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:33,
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Tax is a percentage of earning. By saying you have a massive tax bill it means you also have massive earnings.Just pointing this out because some people wouldn't have noticed.
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That's not was I was aiming to say, i'm not batteredmy point is i don't think one realises quite how much one pays out in relation to overall earnings.
And that is before VAT and other "stealth" taxes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:36,
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I knew someone who we called 'Medium Sized Dave'.We didn't know anyone else called Dave.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:34,
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'MAKE 'EM SINGLES - WE ENT COMING BRACK!!!!!'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:47,
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We have a small, medium and large Bri in our drinking circle(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:02,
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I used to work with two DavesBig Dave was so named because he was in charge of the others (including Little Dave), and Little Dave had a reverse nickname because he was massively obese. True story.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:03,
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I had two guys working in my reseach group called Willboth sizeable. So one was Big Will, and the other Big Scary Will.
Thing is, Big Will was actually called Craig.
Sometimes, people need a bit of a kicking.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:58,
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sir sand goblin comes from an event that happened in 1999(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:39,
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Or not, I don't really care soz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:46,
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i once told a guy he looked like a corn fed farm boyIt worked, my friend still laughs about it
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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We call one guy MickBut his real name is Michael
IT'S NON STOP LOL ROUND HERE
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Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:42,
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Hrug I'm still only just a tthat planet with the dodgy russian guytoo many games have come out, been busy playing other shit
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Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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Ah yes, my so called girlfriend was talking to me through the introduction cutscene for that planet.So I missed all the build up :(
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I never paid attention to the first game so I dunno if I'm supposed to know or care who the russian isBut everyone seemed very excited by him being alive
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Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:51,
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must've been sc1, don't remember him from wolbut then it's ages since I played that
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Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:58,
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Actually on occasion we call him Micktendowii Sexbox 3000 Stormcaller 'The Snake' PinderosaTOTES LOLZ
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Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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Wow that's some serious LOLZ there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:56,
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He really is a shit negro. Look at him there, all Irish.There's only ever been one black Paddy and poor old Phil Lynott is no more.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:18,
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You know what I've never seen?A black person with oriental features. Do they exist? I mean, in the whole history of human events a chinese person (for example) MUST have bred with a black person, right? Is it just a genetic thing, where their baby will be either black or chinese, and not a combination of the two? I think about that sometimes.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:21,
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Hip hop MC Redman is half black, half Korean, and looks it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:22,
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That's one off your 'bucket list' eh?Glad to help
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:26,
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Everyone I knew growing up had a nickname without exception.Never worked from home.
I can honestly say, hand on heart that I've never said anything 'to get some hole', you revolting man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:43,
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lolsI thought that would provoke some kind of response
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:02,
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Bullshit, Lusty is only going out with you because of your celebrity annecdotes.(, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
They come for the celebrity anecdotes, but stay for the Tree Fayre reminiscences.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:45,
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Textbook(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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few, I thought I was going to look like a right berk!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:49,
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Nice to see you dodged 'that' bullet eh???(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:50,
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I'm not with you. Which one?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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Well of course it is, you oaf.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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As I say to Len, 'break it down into separate syllables YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:55,
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Well there you go! Well done!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:04,
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Hahahahaha check out their example of its usage:www.thefreedictionary.com/reminiscences
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:54,
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loli can also buy some reminiscences on Amazon apparently
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:55,
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Nicknames I can think of:G-Lez, Bungle, Fourpence, Boggy Burrows, Bod, Furry, Yeti fuck it there are millions
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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Unlike the scabies he is riddled with.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:49,
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Nope.I am told he 'liked' a photo of me on 'Face Book' the other day. I'd 'like' him to give me some money and a grovelling apology.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:52,
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You should write a complaint to his complaint deptment like I did to the affordable mobiles people today.(, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I bet there is some really good telly on over Easterlike Doctor Who and Star Trek and gamesmaster
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:54,
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Now M-days gone I have nothing to look forwards to
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:54,
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you need to make a fb account just to add this as a comment to that photo(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:54,
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Can we all just pretend I've done that please?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 16:57,
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STUNNEDUPDATECash machines work in Cyprus if you don't bank with a Cypriot bank.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:02,
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gutted for them, i bet he's standing there taking money out for the lols(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:05,
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Whilst looking over his shoulder at the locals and winking cheekily, I shouldn't wonder.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:07,
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that'll be his explanation for getting bummed silly anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:08,
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Lucky for him he's fucking gigantic or he'd be a prime robbery target(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:09,
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I wish I was going on holiday in the next 4 years(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:11,
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how much do you spend on MDs and brandy in a month?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:14,
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You'll never take me alive copper(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:18,
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i was planning on beheading you to be honest(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:19,
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Not that anyone will investigate it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:21,
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Alright Monters?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:22,
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Fucking knackered if I'm honestand looking forward to a long weekend.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:24,
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I have my nipper on SundayThis will be the first calendar event (xmas, birthday, Easter etc) upon which I have ever seen my kid since the day she was born.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:28,
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Progress, I guess.Got any plans?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:31,
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Down the pub, loads of drugs, leave the kid in a park.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:31,
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LOLNah probably just have a roast dinner, play some music together, write and illustrate a story, all that kinda shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:34,
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We've got a massive leg of lamb in the fridgeThe missus is going to go all Greek and make loads of nice stuff with which to accompany it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:36,
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Women 'going all Greek' has been a major problem in my life.I, too, associate it with carving knives but not in *quite* the same way...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:41,
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Quite possibly the shittest joke you have ever made. Well done.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:52,
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Thanks. I reckon it'll be too cold for Bletchley on Monday.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:53,
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I reckon you might well be right old boyWe've at least another week of this Siberian shit, I understand
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:54,
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Science museum instead? Micro had a great time there before. Plus it's free. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:57,
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There's a special children's play room in the basementCalled the Bartleby room
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:09,
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In the hotel bar right now with beer and salted peanuts. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:23,
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I've usually been called by some variant on my surname.As have my friends.
So, that was fun.
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Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:23,
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Never had a nickname.The wife calls me DG at home though; I can't remember the last time she called me by my actual name.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:26,
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Yes but nobody wants a husband called Derek. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:26,
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YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!You utter bastard, Finlay.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:27,
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That's Findlay with a d. Thank you. Anymore of that and I'll tell people your middle name is Muriel.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:43,
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TERRIBLE (but utterly relevant) NAMEDROP ALERTMy brother used to have some dealings with Finley Quaye ('member him?) aka (at the time) 'Dodgy Finley'. He was a) dodgy as fuck and b) a cunt
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:57,
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* writes this down to savour again * FASCINATING.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:58,
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a dodgy cunt even after all, eh?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:01,
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I don't think I've ever lied to get a shagI've lied like fuck to avoid some, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:02,
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They do say bald men are very attractive to some women(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:08,
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I wasn't always bald, Nakersnor has my hair or lack of it had any effect on anything to do with pulling, really.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:10,
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I assumed that you were born bald, wearing aviators and piloting a yacht (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:13,
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*finger triggers*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:19,
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Then he goesThen I go
Thn HE goes
Then I go
I might strangle the girl next to me on the train.
She also keeps saying the 'idle home show' instead of ideal, it's one fucking syllable you cretin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:07,
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Take your moaning away from here thanks. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:08,
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That was comedy gold I tell you. Comedy GOLD. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:14,
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both idle and idealare two syllables. Just sayin.
Not, you understand, that it would make her any less cretinous.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:10,
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Is I-de-al not 3Either way she's a cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:12,
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actually, you might be right there.and she's definitely a cunt.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:18,
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*screengrabs**frames*
*adds to achievements on CV*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:18,
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ive got broadband now at home with between 6.5 Mbps and 14.0 Mbps, that's good right ?how long should my ethernet cable be?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:18,
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eleventy.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:19,
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That's fine I get about 8 and that's enough to stream iplayer in HDThe longer the better, helps to magnify the signal you see
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:19,
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I seeI don't know where I'd be without you badmons
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:21,
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It's ok, not amazing, but ok for home use. What about the upload speed?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:19,
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fucked if I knowedit - all they say is speeds of up to 16mb, up to being the operative word and no fucking fibre optics for me :((
Still it seems to be 140 notes up front for 18 months broadband and wifi hotspot access, so I don't really give a fuck
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:22,
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Unless you do lots of file sharing then it shouldn't really matter. Edit: for uploads I mean. The deal you've got doesn't sound too bad. Check the connection speed again in a few weeks, sometimes they slow people down after a while, hoping they won't notice.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:25,
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file sharing is theftit's not really anything for work, I needed to stop getting bullied by gonz thats all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:26,
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what badmons doesn't know about home connectivity issues isn't worth knowing(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 18:25,
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