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Music thread!What song really cheers you up and puts a smile on your face?
alt: A friend of mine got a ticket to a secret gig at Fabric last week, and it turned out to be Nas. When did you get something awesome for free?
altalt: shove a prick up your cockend and shit out battered
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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Fuck off, I hadn't finished my Erotic novel entitled "The shorty and the shotgun"(
Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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"Noooooooo" Squeeked Nakers"I'd relax if I were you" Snarled Battered "I'm going in dry. Don't make me waste a shotgun shell on you, blood is the only lube I use"
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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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It was a secret National Autistic Society gig?No wonder you think its awesome.
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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:13,
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'I'm Alive' by Don Fardon.I was most pissed off when it ended up on an advert. It brings joy to my heart.
Alt: that's pretty smart. I got taken out for a slapup steak dinner with gorgeous wines not two weeks ago. I've had a lucky life though, I've had lots of free shit.
Altalt: did I ever tell you about the Treworgey Tree Fayre on 1989?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:14,
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Stick Treworgey up your micropenis and shit out a Tree Fayre.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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Treworgey Farm is a huge expanse of wonderful scenery, populated by a variety of animals and the fabulous Hideaway Hut.I'm not sure it would fit up his micro penis
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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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Actually 'The Champ' by the Mohawks always gets me in a good mood too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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wank
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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i 'm making notes so i can have a happy music day to start the long weekend(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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I Just Wanna Do My Thing by Edwin Starr(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1916629
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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hahahaIt was a revelation of Damascene proportions for the young Montgomery, his long hair flowing in the sun-dappled light of July 1989...a delicate zepyhr played around his cherubic visage, as the sounds of backwards sitar and the pungent stench of patchouli oil permeated the very ground he walked on....
'Hash for cash!' came the cry, 'LSD, 90p*' - 'why yes', thought young Montington to himself, 'why the devil not?'
*fo' real. 90p, dog.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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Flash forward 24 years...as the blood-flecked nostrils of the haggard old roadie tried once more in vain to suck the last desperate crumbs of cocaine from the cistern of a Bristol pub.
A sharp rat-a-tat-tat on the window jolted him from his reverie....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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I can't be arsed to write any more, you'll be pleased to know(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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Brilliant Click click click click(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:51,
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Another one of Cov's finest.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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Morning, Darth.I am in an absolutely phenomenal mood today. Things haven't gone this well for a very long time.
I don't know, some sort of shit-gay song about being happy or some shit. Fuck off.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:14,
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Glad to hear it. Care to share?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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Well, things have been steadily looking up since the ex and I broke up.Everything's just kind of come to a head today. I'm further into the black financially than I've been in over ten years, I've got a better social life, a better woman, I'm moving to London which is something I've wanted to do for ages.
It's all little things, but 2013's all coming up Kroney, basically.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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Things always get better before they get worse.Fingers crossed the cancer isn't terminal eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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That's nice.So far, 2013 seems to be coming over my best trousers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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No, I just made it up.I meant 'waaah waaah woe is me my life is shit and his poxy year isn't helping'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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No, but 'AAAAARGH MY FACE , IT'S ON FIRRRRREEEE' is.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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On the downside, though, you're still French.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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Have I ever told you about Le Treworgeé Arbre Foire of neouf-cente quatre-vingt neouf?(
Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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In the Kronenbourg adverts, the 1664, which referred to the yearwas pronounced seize-cent soixante quatre. It may not be formal, but I don't think I'm actually wrong in my usage.
Also, it's my native language, so stop trying to teach your grandmother.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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Well, your version said 989But if that's what you were aiming for, hen fair enough.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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Look, I don't have many areas of expertise.Languages is one thing I can do. Let me have my moment.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:33,
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Except I think you said nine hundred, not nineteen hundred.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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Le chat sauta par dessus le chapeau dans l'éléphant(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:37,
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Alright, which one of you spastics kicked my broadband over?Half an hour it took us to get the bastard working again.
The song that always cheers me up is 'Wig Wam Bam' by Sweet. Though, most glam rock will put a smile on my face.
Also 'I am the beat' by The Look (I think)
Alt: sporters just sent me season 3 of the Walking Dead, which was awesome. Unless his boss is reading this, in which case, he definitely didn't.
As for Nas, he's alright, but I like his dad.
/typical b3th
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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I don't think you can go wrong with a bit of Lord Kitchener to accompany a good mood.In fact that's going to be my soundtrack at Placid o'clock.
Other songs that I endorse for that Feel Good FactorTM include:
Give Him a Great Big Kiss - Shangri Las
I'd Like to Know - Supergrass
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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Good call for Great Big Kiss(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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I have a playlist of those 50s / 60s girl groups.Always makes me feel happy.
I don't have that one though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Day We Caught The Train by the old OCSPurely for reasons of nostalgia.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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I... I'm not sure we can be friends anymore Twoey.:'(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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I mean, we've all got skeletons in our closets, but...Jesus.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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i love you more everyday.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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If you were still coming over tomorrowYou would've been greeted by me, naked, playing the above riff as loud as is humanly possible.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:33,
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I don't suppose you remember Thee Hypnotics do you?I followed them around like a lost sheep for about two years. Boy they were good*
*if you're an MC5/Stooges nut
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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No, but I'm Youtubing them as we speakI discovered Blue Cheer about a year ago. Those guys were proper stoned.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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I'm a lifelong Blue Cheer-er, me(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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Hey, this Thee Hypnotics stuff is pretty coolThis is the sort of band I'd like to be in
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:40,
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They used all 60s gear and looked the part too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:40,
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Their mini-LP 'Live'r Than God' is FRICKIN AWESOME.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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I've just remembered, they played at Treworgey, I ent even jokin bruv(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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Hypnotics singer Jim Jones now fronts his Jim Jones Revue who are great but not as good.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:40,
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Where do you stand on Billy Childish and his many incarnations?I imagine Thee Headcoats would be your 'bag', but I find he's another one of these types with an impenetrably large back catalogue.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:54,
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He's alright I suppose, but releases too much stuff (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:04,
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That's pretty much my thoughts on him.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:07,
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I bought a box set of their stuffThey did some pretty interesting rhythm & blues stuff earlier on. They did a great cover of Shakin' All Over.
But then you, of all people, probably already knew that.
*bows to superior knowledge of the '60's*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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Didn't they end up as BTO or is that someone else?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:06,
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I'm with you on this one TwoseyI grew up with the britpop scene so have good memories of lots of stuff from around that time
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:35,
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ExactlyI listened to K by Kula Shaker recently, and cringed a little bit. But I fucking loved all that at the time! Different world, and all that.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:37,
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This has been noted down to be used in evidence against you at some point in the future.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:04,
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yer but was it freeread the question ffs
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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thread ruined(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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I just got given a beldian waffle(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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TERRIBLE NEWSLondon Bash might have to be a different date.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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Don't worry.I'm sure they'll just carry on without you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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i'm still going to be up on the 9th, so it's not like you have to wait a long time.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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sorry monty.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:48,
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yeah,the manager at one of the oxford pubs has walked out, so i have to go and hold that next week.
Depending on my schedule, i might still make it up to london. I should know by the end of today.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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i know, but in my industry, this sort of shit happens alot. and being good at what i do, means i get the call up. And i can't turn this one down, as it's a pub i want.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:48,
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Well I'll just hang my special cardy back up in the wardrobe then, shall i?You obviously don't know, or don't care, about the impact your actions have on others :(
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Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:51,
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don't blame me, blame Owen, the shit bag manager of the Jericho Tavern
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:53,
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you do realise that your cardigran is precisely why he isn't coming, don't you?i mean, that thing would stop anyone from coming
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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^----^
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:52,
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COS YOU LIVE IN NOR'CH YOU DICK(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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ANOTHER SECRET BASH I'M NOT INVITED TO/ac again
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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But you're ok with Fentons?Typical South centric prickery
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:46,
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It's the kind of name you southerners have?I've read books
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:49,
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Fenella, Fenton, Arthur, Pauline Fowler - that's what you southern lot are called(
Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:49,
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what about those of us who were born up northbut have lived down south for half our lives?
we have no identity. we're so confused.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:57,
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You just spend all your time looking North whistfully, thinking of those lovely moors, tramping o'er hill and dale, working as god intended cleaning coal for t'coal boardBut it can never be, you've been tainted now, you drink wine and wear berets
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:58,
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bleurghsteady love, almost saw me brekkie again
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:16,
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I'm having a bash right nowYou can come to that if you like
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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Ironically most of the music that gets me smiling these days is lyrically emo as fuckBut stuff like "Living The Wasted Life" by Aesthetic Perfection is guaranteed to put a spring in my step. Or, as is the case today, bobbing about at my desk like a Downs.
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so have you wiped the blood from your fanny and cheered up now?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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As I said in the last thread IF YOU'D BEEN LISTENINGI'm actually in a superb mood, I just want today to be over because tomorrow is going to be OSSUM
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Needle in a Haystack by the Velvelettes, Range Life by Pavement, Break 4 Life by Soul Clap, Country Blues #1 by Primal Scream.I have a guest list place at my mate's gig in Leeds in May, but there's someone else playing in York that I (and my mate in question) would rather pay to go and see.
PS- the fabric soundsystem is fucking boss.
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Last time I was there i was fucked and got very disorientated and lost, good night though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:42,
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I saw Radioactive Man in room 2.The bass nearly knocked me off my feet. That system's clarity is amazing. He was playing Growl when I went through.
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where did fake slagswipe go? al/rory is losing his touch, i thinkthat really shit song that i can't pronounce, teo dragostina or something. maya heeee maya haaaa maya ho ho - it was fucking dreadful, but reminds me of happy times at our place in spain.
alt: never. i never ever get free stuff.
altalt: i don't have a cockend. that's just sexist.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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probablyit was some gash romanian thing where they pranced around on an aeroplane
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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You're thinking of 'Horses' by Patti SmithI love that LOLOLOLOL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:46,
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This one?www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJc7toiyPW8
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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if he's got it right, i ain't clicking on itit gets stuck in your head for days.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:55,
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I'm currently enjoying One O Six by Jupiter, it's very happy make feeling go.alt: My mate bought tickets for us to go see ZZ Top in June. I ain't paid him so it's free so far, I guess that counts.
altalt: OK
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:42,
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b3th's totally ruined my good mood.Oh well, back to cutting myself, I guess.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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fucking helli wanted to piss on your chips :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:46,
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you could make a good living off that ONLINEjust so you know
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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vinegary pissit is Wrong that i now want hot salty chips. damn you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:55,
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Dunno if they have them down the artisanal food emporiumMight be able to get some boiled aubergine chips instead?
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Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:57,
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fuck that nasty shittriple cooked crunchy chips with houmous or garlic/spicy mayo. or crispy golden fries smothered in feta or blue cheese. or proper dirty yorkshire chippie chips with salt and vinegar.
see, i'm a northerner really. the worst kind of chips are either some shitty vegetable pretending, like parsnips, or those massive block cut "jenga" chips that are all potato and no lard.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:00,
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Well this sub thread went in an unexpected direction.Surprising how the people here can turn a comment about piss into a food thread. Oh wait, no, the other thing. Not surprising.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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considering you look like a pregnant pipe cleaneryou can shut it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:12,
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Who the fuck is Nas? Sounds like some kind of tedious r&b autotune cunt (
broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:51,
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Nasty Nas to you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:52,
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I just googled Nas and the first result is thiswww.autism.org.uk/
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:52,
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It's because I have the love of a beautiful dark haired woman(
broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:57,
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he made what is widely regarded as one of the best hip hop albums of all time(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:53,
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Fogesy's right here.He also did loads of fucking terrible shit later, mind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:57,
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He was on Live at The Barbecue, Broady.I know!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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Seriously!SP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-zndpG0eS8
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:58,
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He was brilliant for about three years - then utter gash apart from Made You Look(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:59,
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your just a slave to line in my rhyme bookit makes me laugh that the only people you bang about rhyming are rappers and sesame street
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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I'll have to come back to that, right now I must go for a poo(
broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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The Counselling went pretty well last nightThanks for asking
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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:57,
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I take it you didn't mention the picture of her you posted here the other day?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:59,
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I got that picture off her own facebookSo I presumed it was safe
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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:59,
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Or me. Hey PJ - seen this version?www.b3tards.com/u/29bec66eec806c644cfb/013.png
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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Thats pretty goodAnd I know that's your b3tards account so Al is blameless
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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:04,
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of course it is sweetheartdo you have sky tv so you can get 3d programming?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:07,
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