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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That thread was a load of old fanny.
No offence.

WEEKEND PLANS? LARPing and High End Gaming? Noncing it up in your shed? Or simply making pulled chorizo cayke washed down with homebrew?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:29, 176 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I'm gonna make a curry tomorrow. Not sure what kind though yet, recommendations and recipes are welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
HH has a good mutton curry recipe.
I ent tried it but it looks great.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Food Wanker

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
My father bought me Madhur Jaffrey's Curry Bible a while back, there's some good ones in there but not enough pictures.
I need pictures so I can tell if I've cocked something up or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Would you do her if she was up for it?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
I have a curry book at home, it is extensive
might make something with lamb as the mrs is out and about.

I might even make onion bajis
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I've made them before; made a mess, but worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I'm asuming it's only for you to eat then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
i haz friend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Just order out then
Not worth stinking the house out, My local takeaway does naan breads the size of dustbin lids the chilli and lemons ones are tasty as fook
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)
I just have Titli Nihaan's curry calendar
I'm a month behind though, fucking disgrace
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)
My weekend plans involve a load of old fanny AKTUALY.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Pokey bum wank to Russian granny porn AGAIN yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Whatever floats your boat. ..

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
haha your wifes shit

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Lamb and lentil curry tonight.
Home alone so high end gaming and cheap whisky probs. Saturday writing a buisness plan. Sunday going to a Christening. Fun fun fun
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I'm going to a whisky tasting in the City at 6:30 this evening, with Lusty's dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Ahh, I doubt it'll be as good as the half bottle of tesco own brand scotch I have in the kitchen that was left over from the stag do.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Won't taste any different, that's for certain.
I swear they mix paint stripper and tea together and bottle it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
I'm making Tea wine at the moment.
It smells like victory (alcohol)
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Bring some coke.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
oh lol, didn't even mean that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
hahaha eff that yo, he's ex-plod

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Something about a 10 year old laddie




ZING
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
WHATS THE BUSINESS PLAN FOR

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Don't say 'business'

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Restructuring the team for a contract. Me getting a data monkey to help me and me getting a pay rise.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Oh I thought you were going to be the next Brewdog
this is less interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)
I was thinking a decentish thing to do
would be to get stag groups to make beer from scratch a month or so before the wedding and then have those beers delivered to the wedding venue.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)
OG's birthday, so we're heading into London.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
I had no idea you and Ice-T were such close pals

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I get this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Well, now you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
going to the cricket, glamorgan v cardiff uni,
colin cowdrey's grandson is in the uni team, should be a thriller, plus it might snow
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
There's lovely
Haha, you know, like Welsh people say.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
tidy!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I was going to a gig tonight, but it turns out it's one of Mrs Tangle's friend's birthday so probably going to the pub for that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
pussy



whipped
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Nah, wasn't that bothered about seeing the band anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Eating jambalaya, the occasional pint & preparing to go back to Poland on Monday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Buying in more plastic sheeting and hydrochloric acid for the special baths, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Plus I need to get a new claw hammer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I'm working all weekend 'cus deadlines are looming and i'm not over-worked but I've had too much on.
But on saturday night i'm going to the picture-house with a omgirl and then she's coming back to mine so we can plan a trip to Brighton next month.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
WWWwwwwwOOoOOOOO
*makes a circle between index finger and thumb, and inserts index finger from other hand repeatedly into said circle*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
this is super news!
when are you going to brighton? i'm meant to be going soon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
i mean the picture house etc news,
not the loads of work news, but i'm sure you will cope with the loads of work and then have a lovely weekend other than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
I'm either the first or second weekend of next month !
I can't wait, I really need a good break and this'll be perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)
go team gonz!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
YOU GO GIRL

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
I have my showdown meeting with my ex re my kid's potential overnight stays, tomorrow morning.
She thinks that she's in a position to set conditions etc. what she doesn't realise is that if I think she's being a twat I shall simply fuck her shit up in court, the days of humouring the cunt and appealing to reason are over.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
At least attempting to compromise will look better if you do have to go back to court, just keep that in mind.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
That's what I've been doing for the past year

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Make sure you get some lapshwangsooshon in so you look really healthy-concous.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Imma turn up an hour late clutching a bottle of Buckie and visibly shaking

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Oh man, you should totally rap-battle.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I can get my special birthday-boy and bessie mate Ice-T to give you some pointers, if you like.
Ain't nuthin' better than original.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I prefer the works of Scooby-Doo Pip and his other pal whose name escapes me.
I think it's the 'dirty beats' that do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Ah yes, Scrotal Sac, that's the chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)
chop her head off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)
I gotta go talk about mortgages at the bank and also make a biryani and also set up a standing order at the bank
WHAT A COOL WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Manchester. Wildhearts gig. Gay bars. In-laws.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I can hoestly say I've never heard a single Wildhearts record.
I ent even lyin, bruv
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
I'm fairly sure I don't even want to hear a Wildhearts record.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)
All I know is that one of them is ginger.
So I'm guessing they play 'smelly garage'!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)
If it helps, they're better than Hawkwind.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Recommend their best album and I'll have a listen now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Either 'Earth Vs The Wildhearts' or 'The Wildhearts Must Be Destroyed'

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
It sounds like it was written by teenage boys.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Nope, that's got to go off.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)
hahaha 'better than Hawkwind' yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)
It is not.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Give it the old Tango Test and see how they fare against the mighty Hawks.
The ranga had a column in Classic Rock mag for a bit, he seems like a bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
SHED WARMING PARTY!
Contain your jealousy!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
What time should I get there?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Have you BOOKED?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
6pm

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

RM NK
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
YOU LOVE THAT SHED MORE THAN ME
*runs off weeping*
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Well duh

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Will battered turn up uninvited?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1923956
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)
It's Dozer that turns up to sheds uninvited
tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
oh yeah that's what i meant, gif it big boy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)
This will have to do
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1918250
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)
After having to work* Last friday and Saturday
I plan to have my own Easter Weekend Which may include beer and not leaving the house

*attend
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I have a customer called Mrs Dokhanian,
which sounds a bit like 'Dogtanian'!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Is she a musky hound?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Whatever happened to Happybara or whatever his name was?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I love that chap, he's excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)
You stomped my reply, Bro. NOT COOL!
Mind it was shite.

Not much on. Just chilling with the other half having a bit smoke and a drink. Same old.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Might make a paella
Fun never ends.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Three day week coming up for me too boyo. Happy days.
Eyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Off to Cornwall in a couple of weeks for a long weekend then Amsterdam the weekend after, BOOM

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)
SHAZAMMMM
I have Thurs/Fri next week booked off for time with kid - the Thurs night has been put forward as the possible first overnight stay at mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)
\o/ for srs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)
\o/
hope it goes to plan.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Me too, the plan is to get wrecked on cognac and leave the kid unattended for 12 hours with a box of cook's matches.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Parent of the year right here!
Chuffed for you tho innit
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Could well still not happen, trying not to think too much about it to prevent the crushing disappointment from driving me to despair.

But thanks for the good wishes pal
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Everything crossed.
If not we need to form some sort of B3ta protest.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Can I come to Amsterdam?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)
yeah sure, it's a stag do though so you'll have to leave your gayness at home

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)
S'ok you can leave me in a coffee shop near the Rijksmuseum while you lot head off to the Banana Bar.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Can i stay with you please?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)
You'll have to bring your gayness with you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I'm not sure it'll fit in the overhead locker :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)
They're staying in a meat hotel, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
what the hell is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)
A hotel made of meat YOU IDIOT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)
What a spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)
nommy baconz?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)
PULLED bayconnez

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)
*High fives*
My other half has a play on at The Lowry so going to go and hobnob with people.
(ie; get shitfaced and annoy folk)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Living with girls is shit.
Low fat crisps, how do people eat this shit?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)
maybe she's not a fat cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Walkers baked hoops and crosses.
They stick all over your teeth.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Just be thankful it's not them rice ones!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)
is your boyfriend a girl?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I don't have them in my fucking cupboards.
And no, we likes the big bags.

Stoners and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Maybe she bought them purely because she didn't want me to eat them...

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)
It's the only way her barely repressed hatred of you can be expressed

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Except for the dirty protest she did in ASDA.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Every time he makes her dinner she just yells FUCK THE PATRIARCHY and shits on the floor
poor chompy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Please don't give her ideas.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I don't want people to be too jealous
but we are going to watch SAMURAI COP! IN THE SHED!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)
you know what, i don't think there'll be a problem with jealousy, somehow

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)
This thread is bent.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)
you've got bent written all over your face

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I'm booking a long weekend in Barcelona this weekend, actually.
Going for my birthday. I will get all tanned and sexy and then BOOM, watch out ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Stay in the old town

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)
We're looking a short walk away from there.
I'm not a big fan of staying *in* nightlife areas as drunk noises etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g187497-d230643-Reviews-Barcelona_Universal_Hotel-Barcelona_Catalonia.html
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)
all the best restaurants and bars and little shops that only open at night are in the narrow streets of the old town
the ramblas etc is for pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Short walk away, Nakers! A short walk!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)
i was validating your choice!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:28, Reply)
yeah, but Nakers will walk 5 miles towards the Nou Camp first

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Make sure you don't do it whne you're a "bit tired"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)
you should stay where we did for my friend's hen do
it was lovely, nice roof top pool, v close to ramblas etc.

AND we got upgraded to the penthouse suites.

haha, yeah, "look out ladies i'm taking my SERIOUS GIRLFRIEND on a minibreak"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)
fuck the ramblas in it's pick pocketing ear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)
they're from uxbridge
they're used to that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Don't need a pool, we'll be out looking at stuff
or out eating and drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)
FUCK THAT
you always need a pool for a couple of hours chilling out
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)
That's what the bar's for.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)
right but
why not have a bar round a pool, where you can chill out on a sunbed?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Did that in Bucharest.
It was fine for perving at girls, but I've never actually swam. The bar's the important bit, not the pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)
'ramblas' sounds like a Shepherds Bush Aussie bar.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)
i'm just hoping he doesn't find out about the spanish moths
they are everywhere in barca
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:36, Reply)
:((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)
tonight's plans cancelled in favour of dr
fucking chest infection has made me deaf in one ear, miserable as shite.

sat/sun plans cancelled in favour of working ALL WEEKEND.

pretty fucked off, right here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)
there there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)
wah wah more like
it's like being underwater, horrible
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)
You ought to ask him how normal it is to have your ears in your chest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)
i ought to ask him to stab you right in the nuts

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)
It kind of sounds like you're just blobbing again.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)
see, this is the problem when blobbing is your answer to everything
IT'S NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Typical blobbing here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:30, Reply)
denial; t's not just a river in africa
it's also a river of blood and blobs eminating from girl's fannies
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Definitely blobbing.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)
pfffffft
you won't be able to use this excuse when your wife hits 55, you know
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)
although come to think of it, you'll be 90 by then

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)
NOT MY WIFE

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)
please do

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)
There is a spaniels ears joke available if you hadn't noticed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)
All work and no play makes Swipe.......

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)
deaf and miserable :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)
A GINGGER.
Boom - I went there.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)
you should be banished

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:28, Reply)
she's black with orange hair?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Have you been to bed?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Yep.
'Bout 1am.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)
I was flat out by 12.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:46, Reply)
i was still at work :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)
ever since gonz linked his nasty pug poster, ebay has been inundating with nasty, nasty "art"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)
if you click on a link on here
you deserve what you get, you horse-loving fool
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)

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