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Friday morning \o/
So last night I had a spicy beef pizza it had three kinds of chilli in it*
So pizzas how do you like yours? Thin crust? Deep pan?
Alt: So Pics. Have been released of the Boston bombers, who would have thought they would be Asian? What other racial stereotypes do you believe?
*Jalapeno, Habanero & Scotch bonnet
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:05,
113 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
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All gypsies are thieves.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:07,
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Barryfromeastenders was a gypsy?
This I did not know
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:10,
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Possibly.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:12,
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How's the foot?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:13,
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Annoying. About to have a shower, which could be interesting. Bin liner on the cast!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:14,
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A bin liner?
I thought it was just your foot, how far did they plaster you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:16,
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Surely a condom should suffice?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:21,
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Up to the knee.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:28,
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I do hope that you are not considering flying next week
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:31,
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I have been told not to, but I probably will.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:34,
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The lengths some people will go to.....
Just to get their hands on the duty free
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:37,
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I MISSED THE REVEAL THAT YOU WERE BUILDING UP TO BATTERED. IM GUESSING YOU DIDN@T BREAK YOUR FOOR ON YOUR LATEST EVEREST TRIP IN TIBET, SO HOW DID YOU BREAK IT ???
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:26,
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EVENY THOUGH EVEREST IS IN NEPAL THIS STILL STANDS
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:27,
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North base camp is in Tibet. HTH.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:30,
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IMSUCHAFOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:31,
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Bashed it on the bedpost a few nights ago. Gave it a couple of days, pain & swelling were getting worse, so got it checked out yesterday.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:29,
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you must have been pretty pissed AMIRITE !!!!???!?!? OF COURSE I AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:31,
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Nope.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:33,
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I tend to prefer deep pan from the takeaway, but thin crust from the shops.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:17,
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Thin crust stone baked everytime
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:30,
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My favourite pizza is margherita
I'd sort of hoped it was a right wing white nutter that did it actually.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:17,
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Yeah HAHA that would have been LOL.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:24,
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well of course not
That's not what I meant, it seemed to be a bit amateurish for al Qaeda.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:27,
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thats what al queda is, if it exists at all, mostly amateurs
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:28,
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Yep, look at the pricks that got locked up yesterday
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:36,
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They made two effective IEDs
Placed them in a secure area, detonated them and got away alive.
That's not slapdash and amateur.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:43,
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I meant that they only managed to kill three people.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:45,
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Just killed a cop as well.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:49,
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So has that shit near MIT campus been linked then?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:58,
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You down with MIT?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:33,
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Yeah you know me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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Thank you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:46,
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Calzone
Pakistani men are lazy, I read this on b3ta. That said their shops are generally dirty and pretty shit so maybe noel was right all along.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:24,
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is there an ot racist that I've not met?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:26,
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Monty.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:27,
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ot are white middle class, of course they're all racists !!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:29,
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ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR !!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:37,
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GRIM.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:41,
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Yeah', but where else can I buy 50 different types of blunts, grinders, papers and pipes at 3am on christmas morning?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:25,
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alt: all Spanish people enjoy cruelty to the majestic bullock.
Alright. I like my pizza home made.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:25,
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I'm gonna get slated for saying this
But I like the Asda make your own pizza, the 12" stone baked base rocks
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:41,
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buying a base sort of puts a spanner in the works of making your own though.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:44,
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No they make it all up for you,
you just choose which toppings you want
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:47,
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Well, then no part of that is making your own pizza is it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:50,
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Yeah but.....well..........errrrrmmmmmmmm..................shut up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:55,
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I made my own calzone once. It was thick and biscuity with a molten mess in the middle.
I ate it all and my poos were glorious. Thought you'd like to know.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:58,
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Alt: hi
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:58,
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Asda?
pleb.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:49,
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I know, but I do like the make your own pizza and curry pot section
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:52,
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Pleb.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:52,
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It's on my home :(
EDIT: +way
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:53,
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You have an Asda on your home?
Are you a rabbit or a dwarf?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:32,
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I'm all hare, baby
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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Thin crust
margharita, calzone or something meaty&spicy, like YM.
alt: pikeys and chavs/neds.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:26,
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Thin crust.
Preferably topped with green pepper, anchovies, black olives & salami (in addition to cheese & tomato sauce obvs).
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:36,
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Anchovies smell and taste like YM
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:39,
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The one I had last night was fucking well nice
I'm kinda dreading going to the toilet later though
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:39,
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alt
they look white to me. or as white as any of those mongrel yanks do.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:44,
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Alt: People from Nottingham are all terrible racists.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:48,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1938485
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:51,
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I think this categorisation of white people is racist.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:56,
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You would do you lefty hippy prick
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:57,
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Rolf's been Yewtreed.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:49,
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Very old news
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:49,
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I know, but it's just been officially confirmed.
I wouldn't want to libel anyone now would I?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:55,
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He's not been found guilty yet
Truth be told Rolf would have been the last person I would have thought of.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:57,
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D'ya know what he did yet?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:32,
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tee hee
Two little boys
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:33,
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Jake the Peg takes on a whole new darker meaning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:34,
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didgeridon't start
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:44,
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To say nothing of
"Tie me kangaroo down" or "Son arise"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:44,
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"Do you think I would leave you lying there when there's room on my cock for you?"
Is nothing sacred?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:20,
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Yewtreeeeee dot com
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:28,
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I like this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:31,
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+ worgey
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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*facepalms*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:50,
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I'm really hoping he's been brought in to inform on other people.
I honestly don't know what I'd do if Rolf got nicked for it. I'd be proper gutted.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:36,
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I like all kinds of pizza
I prefer thick crust for takeaways though, with loads of meat and chilli on. Your pizza sounds rather nom
Alt:
I believe that children are our future
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:19,
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IS our future
children=singular. chillins=plural
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:21,
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I don't believe this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:28,
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IT'S TRUE I TELLS YA!
YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT IT IN CONTEXT.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:29,
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I dunno chief
Morning all anyway
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:31,
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I like that double decidance base one
And for toppings, I like going 50/50, half being a really veg one and half being a really meaty one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:30,
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I'm a little disappointed, if I'm honest.
Ball bearings and gunpowder doesn't seem classy enough for Al Qaeda. I've always thought of them as the flamboyant drama queens of the bombing world. This had the hallmarks of the cheap, but functional, IRA-style-nail-bomb-in-a-bin Western brand of terrorism.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:34,
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4/10 must explode harder
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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Flying three planes into various buildings.
Sure, it was tragic, but it had STYLE.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:37,
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Without the courtesy of a warning.
That's the trouble with extremists, no manners.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:36,
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I always thought that phoning in beforehand was jolly decent of them.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:37,
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They may have been shouty, exploding Micks but they were GOOD PEOPLE.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:40,
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It was like "sure, we want to blow up their shit, but people might get hurt, lads"
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Kroney, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:41,
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They didn't want to cause too many atrocities
as that would make it harder to get in and out of the UK.
Those driveways aren't going to tarmac themselves.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:44,
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I'll be round on saturday to measure up yeah
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:46,
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I thought the MO
was to just do it, really badly. Then come around and demand money with menaces?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:52,
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we'll clear the gutters out after every ten grand
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:54,
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I particularly enjoyed them mortaring Heathrow out the back of a van.
Makes a big noise, looks dead scary, but causes the minimum of potential casualties on account of lobbing them onto massive fucking stretches of tarmac.
Created a nice bit of work for their cousins, too. Somebody's got to resurface the runways, right?
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Kroney, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:47,
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Jobs for the boys, Kroney.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:51,
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Could well be copycats
Get indoctrinated, watch the Youtube video, make the bomb, boom. Although they seem to have skipped the martyrdom step so maybe not.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:38,
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Copycats of what?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:41,
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Other bombers, obv.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:46,
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look just shut up
no wonder frank hhates you
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:47,
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Someone's a grumpypuss this morning. ..
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:51,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1936344
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:47,
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Seems they have killed one of them
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22213651
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:56,
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FUCK YEAH!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:58,
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U S A!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:00,
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The Police Commissioner has tweeted!!! Fucks sake.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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I just heard the guy telling people to stay in your houses, scary stuff.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:08,
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Live robot bomb disposal. Great stuff.
I love that the police have tweeted thay are going house to house, street by street.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:11,
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Staying at your house is scary for females
Edit:
One Watertown resident, Kristian Tunzig, tells BBC News he heard successive gunshots close to his house earlier and then saw a black Mercedes sedan crash in front of the house. There was a 10 to 15 minute gunbattle and several explosion - before a huge explosion. He says he hid in a closet and came out later to discover a bullet lodged in his bed. Scarier than you think
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:11,
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Text
and I believe Book
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:15,
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*doffs hat*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:18,
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