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Friday morning \o/
So last night I had a spicy beef pizza it had three kinds of chilli in it*
So pizzas how do you like yours? Thin crust? Deep pan?
Alt: So Pics. Have been released of the Boston bombers, who would have thought they would be Asian? What other racial stereotypes do you believe?
*Jalapeno, Habanero & Scotch bonnet
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:05,
113 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
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All gypsies are thieves.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:07,
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Barryfromeastenders was a gypsy?
This I did not know
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:10,
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Possibly.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:12,
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How's the foot?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:13,
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Annoying. About to have a shower, which could be interesting. Bin liner on the cast!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:14,
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A bin liner?
I thought it was just your foot, how far did they plaster you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:16,
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Surely a condom should suffice?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:21,
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Up to the knee.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:28,
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I do hope that you are not considering flying next week
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:31,
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I have been told not to, but I probably will.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:34,
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The lengths some people will go to.....
Just to get their hands on the duty free
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:37,
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I MISSED THE REVEAL THAT YOU WERE BUILDING UP TO BATTERED. IM GUESSING YOU DIDN@T BREAK YOUR FOOR ON YOUR LATEST EVEREST TRIP IN TIBET, SO HOW DID YOU BREAK IT ???
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:26,
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EVENY THOUGH EVEREST IS IN NEPAL THIS STILL STANDS
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:27,
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North base camp is in Tibet. HTH.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:30,
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IMSUCHAFOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:31,
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Bashed it on the bedpost a few nights ago. Gave it a couple of days, pain & swelling were getting worse, so got it checked out yesterday.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:29,
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you must have been pretty pissed AMIRITE !!!!???!?!? OF COURSE I AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:31,
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Nope.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:33,
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I tend to prefer deep pan from the takeaway, but thin crust from the shops.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:17,
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Thin crust stone baked everytime
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:30,
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My favourite pizza is margherita
I'd sort of hoped it was a right wing white nutter that did it actually.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:17,
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Yeah HAHA that would have been LOL.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:24,
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well of course not
That's not what I meant, it seemed to be a bit amateurish for al Qaeda.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:27,
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thats what al queda is, if it exists at all, mostly amateurs
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:28,
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Yep, look at the pricks that got locked up yesterday
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:36,
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They made two effective IEDs
Placed them in a secure area, detonated them and got away alive.
That's not slapdash and amateur.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:43,
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I meant that they only managed to kill three people.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:45,
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Just killed a cop as well.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:49,
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So has that shit near MIT campus been linked then?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:58,
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You down with MIT?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:33,
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Yeah you know me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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Thank you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:46,
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Calzone
Pakistani men are lazy, I read this on b3ta. That said their shops are generally dirty and pretty shit so maybe noel was right all along.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:24,
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is there an ot racist that I've not met?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:26,
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Monty.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:27,
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ot are white middle class, of course they're all racists !!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:29,
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ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR !!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:37,
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GRIM.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:41,
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Yeah', but where else can I buy 50 different types of blunts, grinders, papers and pipes at 3am on christmas morning?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:25,
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alt: all Spanish people enjoy cruelty to the majestic bullock.
Alright. I like my pizza home made.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:25,
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I'm gonna get slated for saying this
But I like the Asda make your own pizza, the 12" stone baked base rocks
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:41,
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buying a base sort of puts a spanner in the works of making your own though.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:44,
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No they make it all up for you,
you just choose which toppings you want
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:47,
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Well, then no part of that is making your own pizza is it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:50,
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Yeah but.....well..........errrrrmmmmmmmm..................shut up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:55,
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I made my own calzone once. It was thick and biscuity with a molten mess in the middle.
I ate it all and my poos were glorious. Thought you'd like to know.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:58,
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Alt: hi
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:58,
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Asda?
pleb.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:49,
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I know, but I do like the make your own pizza and curry pot section
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:52,
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Pleb.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:52,
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It's on my home :(
EDIT: +way
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:53,
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You have an Asda on your home?
Are you a rabbit or a dwarf?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:32,
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I'm all hare, baby
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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Thin crust
margharita, calzone or something meaty&spicy, like YM.
alt: pikeys and chavs/neds.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:26,
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Thin crust.
Preferably topped with green pepper, anchovies, black olives & salami (in addition to cheese & tomato sauce obvs).
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:36,
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Anchovies smell and taste like YM
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:39,
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The one I had last night was fucking well nice
I'm kinda dreading going to the toilet later though
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:39,
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alt
they look white to me. or as white as any of those mongrel yanks do.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:44,
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Alt: People from Nottingham are all terrible racists.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:48,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1938485
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:51,
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I think this categorisation of white people is racist.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:56,
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You would do you lefty hippy prick
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:57,
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Rolf's been Yewtreed.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:49,
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Very old news
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:49,
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I know, but it's just been officially confirmed.
I wouldn't want to libel anyone now would I?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:55,
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He's not been found guilty yet
Truth be told Rolf would have been the last person I would have thought of.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:57,
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D'ya know what he did yet?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:32,
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tee hee
Two little boys
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:33,
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Jake the Peg takes on a whole new darker meaning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:34,
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didgeridon't start
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:44,
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To say nothing of
"Tie me kangaroo down" or "Son arise"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:44,
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"Do you think I would leave you lying there when there's room on my cock for you?"
Is nothing sacred?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:20,
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Yewtreeeeee dot com
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:28,
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I like this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:31,
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+ worgey
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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*facepalms*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:50,
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I like all kinds of pizza
I prefer thick crust for takeaways though, with loads of meat and chilli on. Your pizza sounds rather nom
Alt:
I believe that children are our future
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:19,
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IS our future
children=singular. chillins=plural
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:21,
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I don't believe this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:28,
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IT'S TRUE I TELLS YA!
YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT IT IN CONTEXT.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:29,
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I dunno chief
Morning all anyway
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:31,
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I like that double decidance base one
And for toppings, I like going 50/50, half being a really veg one and half being a really meaty one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:30,
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4/10 must explode harder
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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Without the courtesy of a warning.
That's the trouble with extremists, no manners.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:36,
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They may have been shouty, exploding Micks but they were GOOD PEOPLE.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:40,
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They didn't want to cause too many atrocities
as that would make it harder to get in and out of the UK.
Those driveways aren't going to tarmac themselves.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:44,
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I'll be round on saturday to measure up yeah
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:46,
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I thought the MO
was to just do it, really badly. Then come around and demand money with menaces?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:52,
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we'll clear the gutters out after every ten grand
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:54,
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Jobs for the boys, Kroney.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:51,
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Could well be copycats
Get indoctrinated, watch the Youtube video, make the bomb, boom. Although they seem to have skipped the martyrdom step so maybe not.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:38,
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Copycats of what?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:41,
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Other bombers, obv.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:46,
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look just shut up
no wonder frank hhates you
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:47,
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Someone's a grumpypuss this morning. ..
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:51,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1936344
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:47,
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Seems they have killed one of them
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22213651
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:56,
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FUCK YEAH!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:58,
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U S A!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:00,
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The Police Commissioner has tweeted!!! Fucks sake.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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I just heard the guy telling people to stay in your houses, scary stuff.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:08,
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Live robot bomb disposal. Great stuff.
I love that the police have tweeted thay are going house to house, street by street.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:11,
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Staying at your house is scary for females
Edit:
One Watertown resident, Kristian Tunzig, tells BBC News he heard successive gunshots close to his house earlier and then saw a black Mercedes sedan crash in front of the house. There was a 10 to 15 minute gunbattle and several explosion - before a huge explosion. He says he hid in a closet and came out later to discover a bullet lodged in his bed. Scarier than you think
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:11,
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Text
and I believe Book
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:15,
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*doffs hat*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:18,
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