St Georges day tomorrow!
How are you all going to celebrate something that means fuck all?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:10, 72 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Burning foreigners.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Celebrating my mate's birthday instead

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

I'll probably go into work for an 8:30 meeting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

WITH PICTURES!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Not on Off Topic then.
Change the record, tangles, it's tedious beyond belief.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I HAVE A VERY VALID POINT TO MAKE

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

YOU ONLY HAVE TO MAKE IT ONCE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

you haven't mentioned your debut 'long player' in like ages

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I've moved all my activity to secret gazzes now, that's why.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I hope some fiend doesn't 'leak' it to the rest of the class. I fear a barrage of unduly negative criticism and 'pisstaking' of the centre left hand wringing student politics of the lyrics, and damp dull cacphoney

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I'm a big boy, I'm sure I can handle it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

i'll be as objective as possible babygirl

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I don't, because I'm English and happy with it that way.
Only people who are unsure of their country's validity or importance celebrate a national saint's day. Oirish, Scots and Welsh for a start.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I must say Luton is looking more and more English every time I go back there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Really Rory?
Which bit?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

all the brown bits

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I shall colonise three-quarters of the known world through my dominance of the sea.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I am so disapointed we let the other quarter get away.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Fuck those Antarctic wankers. Fuck 'em.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

And end giving it all back, keeping the Falklands, Montserrat and Ascension Island.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

And having given them democracy, the clap and a selection of sports to beat us with in later years

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:40, Reply)

flag burning, probably

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Which flags?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Look, I'm sick of you Welsh trying to oppress us English people.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

deal with it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

with some tikka masala and some polish beer of course !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

TOPICAL!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

lol dunno lol

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I shall celebrate it the same way that I celebrate Father's Day and Talk Like a Pirate Day.

( Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Wanking?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)

well durr

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

could be worse
i just got this from the oxford college where i did my masters:

If you don’t mind the early start, the Morris dancers and the choir singing from Magdalen Tower make this a traditional highlight of the Oxford year.

how shit does that sound?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Did you really do your MASTERS DEGREE at an OXFORD COLLEGE THAT OBVIUSLY ISN@T POLY BROOKES?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

i really really really did
it was in creative writing, and we all know how valuable that is and how much it will enhance my future income.

actually, that being said, quite a few of the guys on the course have now had books published, so maybe it does work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

cool bruv, it sounds about as useful as that degree in film studies that becky jizzbox kept going on about
She lacked the awareness that it was an embarrassing waste of time that resulted in a decade of dead end jobs before she finally decided to retrain in something that might have career prospects.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

i did it for fun, as did a couple of the others
also if i just put "masters from oxford" on my cv, hopefully people will just assume it's in law, and NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW.

but 90% of the course were doing it full-time. a 2 year, part time course in creative writing. and this was their job. one of them already had a masters in poetry. poetry. that is even more useless than creative writing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Perhaps they didn't know it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

trufax
the same girl went on to train for the circus.

i shit you not.

poetry, creative writing, and now a circus performer...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

i'm still waiiting on the fruits of this hothouse of ideas.
WHERE IS YOUR BOOK WOMAN ??
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

it came out already
dedicated to one rory lyon, formerly of this parish.

it's not my fault you changed your secret identity.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)

not so secret it appears, bethany was blabbing the other day
gaz me a link to your opus when it comes out yeah
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

i surely will
you can have a signed first edition and everything
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

*Secret Morris fan*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Minor one?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

*stutters*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Actually I may use this as an excuse to drink English beer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Functional alcoholic.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Damn right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:40, Reply)

My local has a cask draught on for 2 quid a pint.
English something. And Lancashire hotpot.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Greene King English IPA? (or EPA)
Too dear if it is.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Not that one no.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Their golden ale is currently a pound for a 500ml bottle in Sainsbo's.
Seems about right to me, rather than £1.99 or whatever the RRP is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

It's OK and drinkable, so yes
Also Tesco Simply IPA at £1.39 is good
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:16, Reply)

All the Irish do for Paddy's is get pissed.
Could be any day of the week minus the silly hats and greenery
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Roll around in poo and twigs stinking of curry then having sex with my retarded sister

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Treating it much the same as any other day then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

God I love Tuesdays.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)

That's always been a Sunday afternoon tradition in my family.
Just before Time Team.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Time Double
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Well isn't that funny?!
We all have our own little variations on what is after all a Great Bitish Tradition like jingoism and syphillis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Like Suarez?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Why yes I do, it's my favourite Egyptian canal ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:14, Reply)

"Bitish Tradition"
I'm in crisis now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I have just finished an admin job that took 6 hours to get straightened out.
Why isn't there an International Kroney Appreciation Day? There should be.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Everyone could wave white flags
And drive anywhere on the day in reverse
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Drive on the wrong side of the road.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I'd prefer libations of beer
and a harem.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)

14th July innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I heard he loves having his 'Bastille' stormed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:04, Reply)

LET THEM EAT COCK!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

*golf claps*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:14, Reply)