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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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omg omg omg this is the best thing like ever.They sale cornetto cones that are like 3" high and have no ice cream, they're just the bottom cone bit with a vanilla moose in it and its awesome.
I also go a similar no-icecream Magnum that i'll have for afters.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:30,
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This is my equivolent to you finding out that your penis has a secret compartment for storing cocain.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:35,
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I wouldn't mind getting my hands on a vanilla moose(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:34,
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I don't think mooses/micees have breasts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:37,
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Can everyone please post their head circumfrance in cms, so I can understand were I sit on the head size scale.kthx bai xxx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:36,
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I'd rather notI'm a big headed freak, you see?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:44,
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?Your head appeared to be in proportion to me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:45,
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your head does look quite large in photos(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:47,
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Huge brain innit?Hence your small head
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:53,
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It's not so much out of proportion nowBut when I was a young 'un, I had an absolutely massive head in relation to my body.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:03,
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face headI had to order a top hat and apparently i have a small head
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:45,
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Haven't got a tape measure but I reckon two pieces of a4 taped together lengthways would be about right(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:47,
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What cup size would you put your head atThats a much better way of measuring
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:50,
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I'm going to need women with a variety of cup sizes to rest their breasts on my head before I can accurately answer that(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:53,
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^THAT^Thats a much better way of measuring
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:54,
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A delivery of jam doughnuts has brightened my day somewhat(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:42,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:49,
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You never answeredHow was Amsterdam?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:51,
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Do you support Citrix at all?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:56,
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Fucking Access Gateway bastardsHow can it be so fucking complicated to swap from one farm to another?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:58,
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Are you using app-only, or desktops?The only thing I can think of that would take any time is copying profiles across. Even then only if you're allowing them to save files to the profile. Our Citrix maps drives for people to save to, they use temp profiles. Stops the bastards from filling the servers up with shite.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:02,
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NahFundamentally the CAG won't accept requests for published apps from the new farm, due to the STAs not granting tickets.
/dull
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:04,
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Arse/Elbow issue for me today I thinkToo fucking tired and too much else going on
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:06,
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Also*Cool Thread high-fives*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:07,
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Hang on, I thought the STA got installed with the client?If I'm remembering this right, it's been a while since I had a problem, the CAG authenticates the STA from the client end, right?
You using SSL?
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:08,
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YepThe ctxsta.dll files on 8080 are not playing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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Huh.You've got the right FQDN and SSL certs?
Presumably the .dll isn't actually missing?
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:12,
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This is it, yesI need more sleep to figure it out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:14,
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Tell them to fuck off until tomorrow.Can't be that important.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:15,
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it's no wonder yoy're always drinking during the day(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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You've definitely got the new farm listening on 8080?Not still set to the default?
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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Yeah, new farm works fine from PN Agent/WI(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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UhAbout the only other thing I can think of, from the top of my head, is that the CAG might not have the correct config.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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I bet you named one Deutchsland and one Belgium and let history run it's course....(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
he's not, he's a head the size of a dustbinor "trash can" if you prefer.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:59,
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My head's enormous, if it helps.Sometimes my neck aches from the effort of keeping the thing upright.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:00,
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SeeKroney is clever and has a massive nappa too
Pinhead Van Damme
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:02,
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Nakers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:19,
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:22,
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*nose points*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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Hey there K Swizz.I see Atlanta made some decisions in the draft and some of those decisions were considered to be good decisions, though some people also thought they were bad decisions.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:07,
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Yes. I'm not gonna lie to you SportoI don't understand what went on, but I gather it was newsworthy for those interested in that there Merkin Football. And as I have a passing interest in said activity I felt it was important that I acknowledged that the event was occuring and that things definitely took place. No doubt about it.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:10,
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*nods*Some Manc bloke got drafted, didn't he?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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i can certainly comment on the fact that they released Michael TurnerI quite like him as a player, and an attractive male (omg those thighs) but they were too predictable with him, used him almost too much I think when they could have used Matt's arm
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:14,
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Yes. I totally agree and understand exactly what you mean.(
Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:16,
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I'm sure there's a hate group out there somewhere that agrees(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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I'm not going to lieI don't follow college ball
So I don't know how good or bad those decisions are
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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A no ice cream magnum is just chocolate, yes?Widely available from fucking everywhere.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:03,
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Just managed to shoehorn into the conversation"His head looks like it was made by Lionel Richie's sculptor"
....to absolute blank looks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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I'm thinking of reclaiming bank charges, it's still doable apparently.Anyone else done it?
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No, as I have no charges to reclaim(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:25,
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My mate got £13k back from PPI claims though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:26,
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you'd need to be eligible for a loan first(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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This guy at work is bragging that his PPI refund is fucking massiveWe are talking about 50k. I pointed out that its his money anyway and I never took out any ppi, never got any loans, so therefore never paid any massive interest payments etc.
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Peej, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:34,
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It is compound interest on the amount you paid thoughIf you took out PPI 15 years ago on a £1k loan you could get more than that back now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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His PPI will have made his loan 50k bigger thenas they probably added all the PPI cost for the whole term at the start, and he has to pay it off as part of the loan.
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Polish Prostitute Insurance?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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I had a personal loan and credit cards etcno idea if any of them had PPI on them or not.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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I've concluded its not worth checking on the cards I am not sure about seeing as I never used the fucking things(
Peej, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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hard to find somewhere that'll take them "out West"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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Will someone start a new thread please(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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