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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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omg omg omg this is the best thing like ever.
They sale cornetto cones that are like 3" high and have no ice cream, they're just the bottom cone bit with a vanilla moose in it and its awesome.

I also go a similar no-icecream Magnum that i'll have for afters.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:30, 117 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Calm down, spaz.

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
This is my equivolent to you finding out that your penis has a secret compartment for storing cocain.

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I wouldn't mind getting my hands on a vanilla moose

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I don't think mooses/micees have breasts

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Can everyone please post their head circumfrance in cms, so I can understand were I sit on the head size scale.
kthx bai xxx
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
massive

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Kroney's circumfrance

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I'd rather not
I'm a big headed freak, you see?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)
?
Your head appeared to be in proportion to me
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)
your head does look quite large in photos

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Mine does?

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)
yep

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Huge brain innit?
Hence your small head
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I cannot help being effcient

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

ci lu
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
It's not so much out of proportion now
But when I was a young 'un, I had an absolutely massive head in relation to my body.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
My boy lollipop

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Face head or penis head?

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)
face head
I had to order a top hat and apparently i have a small head
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Haven't got a tape measure but I reckon two pieces of a4 taped together lengthways would be about right

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)
What cup size would you put your head at
Thats a much better way of measuring
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I'm going to need women with a variety of cup sizes to rest their breasts on my head before I can accurately answer that

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
this^

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
^THAT^
Thats a much better way of measuring
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Large bloomer, apparently

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
sounds fucking grim

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)
A delivery of jam doughnuts has brightened my day somewhat

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
/homer

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)

er o
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)
QI ALARM!

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
You never answered
How was Amsterdam?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Dutch

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Did you schee Schteve?

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
D'oh
nuts
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I'm at work now.
How's it going, lads?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Do you support Citrix at all?

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
A bit, yeah.
What's up?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Dozer's hamster

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Fucking Access Gateway bastards
How can it be so fucking complicated to swap from one farm to another?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
foot and mouth regulations?

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Probably

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
It isn't, is it?
We did ours in an afternoon.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
My STAs are not playing

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Are you using app-only, or desktops?
The only thing I can think of that would take any time is copying profiles across. Even then only if you're allowing them to save files to the profile. Our Citrix maps drives for people to save to, they use temp profiles. Stops the bastards from filling the servers up with shite.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Nah
Fundamentally the CAG won't accept requests for published apps from the new farm, due to the STAs not granting tickets.

/dull
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Oh, ok, config issue, then.

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Arse/Elbow issue for me today I think
Too fucking tired and too much else going on
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Also
*Cool Thread high-fives*
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Hang on, I thought the STA got installed with the client?
If I'm remembering this right, it's been a while since I had a problem, the CAG authenticates the STA from the client end, right?

You using SSL?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Yep
The ctxsta.dll files on 8080 are not playing
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Huh.
You've got the right FQDN and SSL certs?

Presumably the .dll isn't actually missing?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
This is it, yes
I need more sleep to figure it out
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Tell them to fuck off until tomorrow.
Can't be that important.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Best sub thread EVER!!!!!!

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I NO RITE!

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)
it's no wonder yoy're always drinking during the day

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
NOW he gets it

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
You've definitely got the new farm listening on 8080?
Not still set to the default?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Yeah, new farm works fine from PN Agent/WI

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Uh
About the only other thing I can think of, from the top of my head, is that the CAG might not have the correct config.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I bet you named one Deutchsland and one Belgium and let history run it's course....

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
...setting the system date to 1939

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Always with the Nein

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
alright sluts

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
I am

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
he's not, he's a head the size of a dustbin
or "trash can" if you prefer.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
My head's enormous, if it helps.
Sometimes my neck aches from the effort of keeping the thing upright.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
See
Kroney is clever and has a massive nappa too

Pinhead Van Damme
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Nakers

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
*nose points*

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
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(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Are you Snoopy's mate?

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
No, it's Ted Rogers'

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
ahhhhhh

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)
*approves*

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
K Swizz!
*waves*
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
*forrest gump wave*

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Hey there K Swizz.
I see Atlanta made some decisions in the draft and some of those decisions were considered to be good decisions, though some people also thought they were bad decisions.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
So, decisions then

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Yes. I'm not gonna lie to you Sporto
I don't understand what went on, but I gather it was newsworthy for those interested in that there Merkin Football. And as I have a passing interest in said activity I felt it was important that I acknowledged that the event was occuring and that things definitely took place. No doubt about it.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
*nods*
Some Manc bloke got drafted, didn't he?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
He did.
Apparently he's about 6'4 and weighs 300lbs.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
i can certainly comment on the fact that they released Michael Turner
I quite like him as a player, and an attractive male (omg those thighs) but they were too predictable with him, used him almost too much I think when they could have used Matt's arm
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Yes. I totally agree and understand exactly what you mean.

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
stupidest game ever

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Tactical rugby in armour
is the impression I get.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I'm sure there's a hate group out there somewhere that agrees

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I'm not going to lie
I don't follow college ball
So I don't know how good or bad those decisions are
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
A no ice cream magnum is just chocolate, yes?
Widely available from fucking everywhere.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Not on a stick

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Just managed to shoehorn into the conversation
"His head looks like it was made by Lionel Richie's sculptor"

....to absolute blank looks
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
How appropriate

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Indeed

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
I'm thinking of reclaiming bank charges, it's still doable apparently.
Anyone else done it?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
No, as I have no charges to reclaim

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
^ This ^

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
My mate got £13k back from PPI claims though

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I never got PPI.

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)
you'd need to be eligible for a loan first

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Z to the ING

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
This guy at work is bragging that his PPI refund is fucking massive
We are talking about 50k. I pointed out that its his money anyway and I never took out any ppi, never got any loans, so therefore never paid any massive interest payments etc.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
It is compound interest on the amount you paid though
If you took out PPI 15 years ago on a £1k loan you could get more than that back now
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
His PPI will have made his loan 50k bigger then
as they probably added all the PPI cost for the whole term at the start, and he has to pay it off as part of the loan.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Its spread over several loans
and credit cards.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
bit like your mum

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I never took PPI out.

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Polish Prostitute Insurance?

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Neither did I

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
I had a personal loan and credit cards etc
no idea if any of them had PPI on them or not.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Worth checking.

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I've concluded its not worth checking on the cards I am not sure about seeing as I never used the fucking things

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
hard to find somewhere that'll take them "out West"

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
All years ago and I doubt I have the paperwork anymore.

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
They should tell you over the phone if you did.

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Will someone start a new thread please

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

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