This is a new thread, started by me, Monty Boyce.
Have you read about those gyppos making a nuisance of themselves in the West End? Crapping everywhere, apparently. In one instance they squatted a building in an exclusive street. 'Squatting' is right - despite working lavatories on every floor these fucking beasts were shitting all over the floor. 'Human waste everywhere'.

What kind of subhuman animals are they? Dirty fucking cunts. Surely we should be able to deport them? That Nige Farage would deal with them properly, you mark my words.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:53, 78 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You just don't understand their traditions.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I'm being culturally insensitive. I see that now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)

They cut the water off for squats don't they?
in which case the toilets weren't working.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)

These were working.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)

They have also been crapping in private gardens and in parks.
No doubt this is similarly not their fault.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Nah it's illegal to cut the supply off, fucking gay liberals

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Tough one for you, as you can see it from both sides of the argument.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

justice 4 mi bredren

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I'd gas them like fucking badgers if I owned the building and thought I could get away with it.
Dirty cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)

well you see the thing is you can still cut the mains from outside...
not that I'd ever do something so underhand, no siree
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Can you seal it? Would it just be a case of switching the valve back on?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)

the worlds your oyster, you can switch it off, and the occupants wont have a clue, or if they get the smarts you can proper fuck the valve

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Only downside being they shit everywhere.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)

well not really, shits shit. Six months of lost rent is something else

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Plus you hire some poor sod to clean it anyway I suppose.
Ironically most likely an Eastern European economic migrant.

LOL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)

They have rights you know!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)

no I didnt read about them
Dear BBC please stop your London centric reporting
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

*craps in Bonzo's garden*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Liberating, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Living in the country
I have plenty of crap in my garden so NERRRRRRRRRRRR
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Marking their territory innit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Were they actual gypsies?
i.e. from Romania, or were they just "travellers"?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Proper lucky heather gyppos from Romanians.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

'if it's that fucking lucky why are you living in Hyde Park and shitting on the pavement?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

What's the difference?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)

One group have a legitimate claim to being Gypsy
and the others are just pikey cunts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)

What's the difference?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)

see below

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)

The paddy ones shit in carrier bags rather than on the floor.
Better quality of 'person', you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)

You're quite partial to Paddy ladies, aren't you? Esp the older ones.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I have no idea *what* you're on about here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Travellers are usually Oirish...
but claim to be gypsies so they can exercise the same minority rights.
The thing I don't get is why "travellers" need a permanent place to live?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I've seen first hand what dirty
bastards they are and the damage they do to a community. A pub near one of their squatted farms in Kent installed an intercom on the door because they would fight with the locals and vandalise the place, so they burnt it down!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Every time the fair came through Winchester everyone's bicycles got nicked, along with lawnmowers etc.
Without fail. Every year.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)

bring on 31 12 13 eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:18, Reply)

?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

We have one of the largest fairs in the country each October
and every year we used to have the same thing with them draining the diesel tanks of all the commercial vehicles in the old industrial estate I used to work in
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)

the locals did that where I lived in Manchester, and they didn't have to be travellers. It was their own local as it happens

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)

alright frank
how's the parrot?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)

sqwak sqwak
i hope I'm doing it right
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

needs more 'check'em'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

english landlords dispossessed them and now they're back to repay the favour
hth xxx
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)

It's all about religion with you lot isn't it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)

and tarmaccing

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:14, Reply)

gyppos bankers
floor country

RIGHT KIDS?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Both are adept at avoiding tax, too
*doubleseats*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Just read a football rumour
that we might be looking to bring Dutch Striker Ricky van Wolfswinkel to the Premier League.

I'm sure there won't be ANY problems with chants involving his name. NONE AT ALL.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Despite my somewhat 'left-leaning' nature, I fucking hate squatters.
Can someone please confirm whether the attempted EDL bomb attackers were British? I've seen shitloads of comments saying they should be either be executed, or deported, but haven't seen anything on what country they're from, I've only seen it mentioned that they're from Birmingham.

Saw an 'I'm voting UKIP' sign at the weekend, what a cunt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

They'll be Irish-Pakistanis if they're from Birmingham.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Worst of both worlds

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

On the one hand, hated and smelly, on the other...oh, the same.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

What's the difference between an Irish-Pakistani and a kipper?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

One is brown and smells of fish and the other is a KIPPER!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

ho HO!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

British-born from what I gather.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

they might have the passport but those wogs will never be british

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

There's no black in the union jack, 14w , 14/88, NFSE

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I like that you can't pretend now that voting UKIP isn't voting for a far right racist party
Before people could just mumble something about square bananas or something and get away with it, but now, full on racist. Lovely.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Still, they put on a good festival, don't they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Hard Rock Nature Calling
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Ask Monty what ruined the Treworgey Tree Fayre.
GYPPO SECURITY STEALING PEOPLE'S STASH, THAT'S WHAT!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

The security fucked off by the Saturday once they'd nabbed enough cash.
It was like Woodstock, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Sounds a bit Altamonty

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

That could be my new name

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

maybe you should go down there and give them a piece of your mind.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I think Imma go down there and give them some basic potty training

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

you should go down there pissed with a prostitute as a n accomplice, what japes will ensue

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

is this about Battered?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

no it's a cutting reference to windy pig, no stranger to the courts system but alledgedly reformed assaulting a taxi driver whilst pissed because a taxi driver may have leered at his friend, who was also pissed and therefore not exactly a reliable source

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I get it, 'smelly slutgate'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Thanks, Raymond Burr.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Thanks, "Michael Bentine"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I'm starting a campaign to get Nigel Farage deported back to France
I don't really think it's on, these asylum seekers and their children, coming over from Frogland, trying to rule our country
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Hang on a minute
French
Hates flying things
Like to use obscure words

.....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I don't know that much about Kroney to assume you're talking about Kroney

( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Noo fred.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)