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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't usually start threads, but FFS this is gold
Ken Barlow arrested on rape charges.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22366981

Who's next?

Alt: Are YOU starting to worry now, you creepy little pervert?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 May 2013, 11:13, 136 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A new 'low.
LOL

I'm from the 70s so I'm pretty sure that makes me a nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Me too, I reckon we must have all been at it.
*Nonce fives*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
'Who's Next' eh? Good old Townshend.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Did he ever actually publish that book that he was "researching"?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
The last two pages got stuck together

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)
annoyingly yes, he did finally publish the book in question.
It does genuinely seem like he was an idiot rather than a paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Although there were a few years between the 'research' and the publishing of the book
So maybe he only decided to do the book after he'd been caught, the sneaky little shit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
It's just 'Peedos r bad' written 15,000 times in crayon

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Are you disagreeing with this assertion?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
your honour I have nothing to say on this matter
if you're not going to charge me then I'm leaving
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I believe that he published "essays" on his website at the time
about noncing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Hope I die before I get caught

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Did you know that if you die before you get charged, that means it's fine?
That's what DF told me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Speaking of which, where is old DF...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Too busy noncing kids these days.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Ah, fair enough then.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I wasn't born until the 80s so I'm safe
But I'm not looking forward to locking up my parents :(
Just as well Maggie died before we found out she liked to pound at some poor kid's distended cloaca with an iron strapon
Bet the Queen's next :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)
yeah cos an allegation of rape from 1967 is really going to stick you cretin

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Good old Barlow just got carried away in the 'summer of love'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Bruce Forsythe couldn't get out the country faster
I hope that cantankerous old bastard gets it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I suspect that old Brucie is too old and baffled to offer many answers to the plod

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
nonce to see you... to see you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Nothing for a pair

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Edmonds

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
fuck Edmonds, as long as they don't charge Tarrant for anything, I once did the "Dying Fly"
next to him if he gets charged there will never be enough hot water to clense me
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Jim Bowen and his 'bendy bully'
He's still alive, right? To be honest I'm addicted to Bullseye reruns, time has not tainted their entertainment value.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Jim Bowen is still alive and still advertising leather jackets in the Rotherham Record

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Flight jackets?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Cow jackets

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:41, Reply)
You rang?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Jim?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
You know who was 15 in 1967?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
No... who?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)
It wasn't me
Who else could it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)
+ and phoned home in 1982

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Oh I say

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Fucking hell
I can't believe it taken me 8 Mins. to get this
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I can.
(I'M SAYING YOU'RE A BIT DENSE)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Yeah well...........errmmmmmmmmm........???????
Fuck you.....ha ha in your face
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
And it's almost Giant Chicken Dumpling time

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
CHICKEN THURSDAY?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Theo Theo THEOBAN
this may explain

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1949813
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)
A private CHICKEN WEDNESDAY?
I dunno if I can approve
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)
International date line woes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)
wait hh lives in the future?
oh man
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
You weren't here to sign it off m8, I just used my initiative

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Hey that's alright, you go with your gut right
Just sayin', if I'd been here, he'd be strung up in front of a magistrate quick sharp
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
WOAH BIT HARSH
I swear down them dumplings said they were over 16
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:07, Reply)
quiet hartley nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
First Bartleby, now Hare.
Where will the OT noncery end?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Operation Y3wtr33

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)
8:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I heard swipe signed up for 'butterfly kisses'

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)
oh i say
:(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I knew his son, me.
Claim to fame, right here
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Oh,. oh
Frisboid, you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Claim to fame, right here His dad Buggered me senseless I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
TAKE ME OFF 2.0, YOU UNDIGNIFIED SOT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)
That's it Boyce. Charm him. That'll work.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Dunno who that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 1 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
SP

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
SP

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Bill Oddie.
Fiddling with chicks of a different nature
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Nah I reckon Bill's a Goodie

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I bet J R Ewing used to love sniffing around 12 year olds at the oil barons ball.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Well he's dead now so may as well make a claim, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I bet that new liver they gave him was from a child.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Naw, I bet he liked his women with some crone-like maturity and a drunken lust for life
He was a lairy hag man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Oh well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)
I reckon Lord McAlpine will be next.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)
* screengrabs*

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:14, Reply)
that's a very fitting comment

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

comment thong, said grace, wriggling her little butt around it in just the way that she knew dozer liked best
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Do you mind? I am trying to eat my lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Freddy Starr

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)
you're alright
he's gone off to have a greasy stranglewank at the thought
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)
can't you just let me bully Battered about his epilepsy in peace?
You harridan.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)
he lives really near my dad
he was the "celebrity" that my primary school rolled out for every single charity event. and i went horse riding with his daughter.

he never nonced me. maybe i was a really ugly child.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)
judging by your abject visage you didn't improve with age.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)
Click.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:17, Reply)
and you encourage the wee rodent-molester man why, exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Dozer's so desperate to fuck you it's funny.
The real question here is why YOU keep encouraging him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)
and battered
and you
and frank's parrot

it's like a bouquet of internet special
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Are you gonna make Dozer black up and wear a greggs hat before you do the nasty ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)
He'll look like one of the Animaniacs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)
not fair on a virgin, really

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Don't know why you're pretending, Dozy's just your type.
Narcissistic and self-absorbed
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)
nah, they need to have brains and wit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)

have brains and wit
look like they've got money
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I'm thick as slurry

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Yeah, I'm trying to help a brother out here, Dozer
but you're on your own there, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I know you gots ma back, my Francophile friend.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)
your alma mater meet ups in matching scarves and propellor hats must be touching

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)
we hold hands and stroll upon the lovely banks of the Taff

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)
So did you hang around with Alan as well?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)
who?
oh, frisbee. no.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1950164
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Where's HH?
I need to tell him that I went past another speed camera today.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)
you're like this crazy speeding freak
crazy speeding
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I was only doing 80-83.
To be honest, I'm not too fussed about getting a ticket, I'm fussed about them discovering my licence has expired and fining me a grand. I've been trying to renew it for WEEKS
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)
you got that rust bucket up to 83?
blimey
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)
It's surprisingly swift for a hatchback.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)
i picture you like fred flintstone
with your gangly gout infested feet scrabbling along the surface of the m25
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)
You know something I have been meaning to look at the expiry date on my Photo licence for ages
I haven't got a clue when it runs out
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)
i've still got an old paper one

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)
I lost mine and got lumbered with the new one.
I bet them fuckers charge you when you renew
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Yep. 20 quid. Plus a fiver for the Post Office if you do it through them.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Yep sounds about right, thinking I best look at my passport expiry date aswell

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I only realised mine had expired when I tried to renew my car tax a month and a half after it had run out
and the DVLA told me. I have been trying to renew it ever since the end of March.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)
you know
you might have mentioned this gripping rollercoaster of a blair witch/da vinci code saga once or twice before
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)
I doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)
no really
once or twice a DAY
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Pretty sure this is the first time I have mentioned it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)
ORLY?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Yep, pretty sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)
if only search was working...

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)
A search for 'DVLA' brings up the following in the first page of results
1 x post by Kroney
5 x posts by rachelswipe
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)
alright mate

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Swipe in "accusing others of perpetrating her own whinging" shocker

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers/4602?q=licence

yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Yeah, that wasn't me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
PWND!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)
haha!
K Bone, the king of the licence moan.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Ha ha ha Nakers new job

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)
He's stuffing his head with a whole chicken or somehting

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Parsons nose lolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)
YELLOW

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)

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