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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can I just ask, has everyone known Lighty's a nonce all along and just never told me?I honestly had no idea.
Alt: ten bitcoins to the poster who first makes the new bug cry
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:25,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Can't believe it.Everyone's 2.0-ing me Kroney. All because of that new cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:30,
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STRIKETHROUGH OF THAT NEW ADD ON IM A(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:32,
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They're boycotting you until you withdraw your foul calumnies on my good name(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:47,
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Anyone who refers to bitcoins is a cunt.You cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:31,
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Al refers to them all the time. That's what I heard.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:32,
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The old man's got form, been up before the beak before about this sort of thing:b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1445304
Alt: Yeah, he ain't new.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:32,
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DunnoShowing some traits of our old friend fake Monty - he was Iocalboy yesterday - but there the trail runs cold...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:38,
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I think he was also one of my wives the other day.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:38,
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These sock puppets are just too damn clever!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:39,
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we should get dozer to send out three hundred gazes to extrapolate whom the cuplrit is(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:40,
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Taggart's got nothing on that boy.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:41,
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Dozer sends a ridiculously large amount of gazzes. All pointless and uninteresting.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:42,
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Fuck
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:42,
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Knowing how Dozer gazes, that will be 300 Per. person(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:42,
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Fake Monty eh?*narrows list down to 25 posters*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:42,
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Yeah, I briefly had a fake Monty account.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:43,
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Everyone did. Even Winders apparently.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:45,
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It was like one of those wacky stag-dos where everyone turns up wearing a mask of the groom.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:46,
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Oh how I love that sort of thing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:54,
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I didn'tI dont even have a 2nd account
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:47,
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so how do you beat up on people and be snidey at the same time?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:52,
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I h ave 'Theoban's name saving account' but I forgot the password for itSad times :(
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Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:09,
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one of them was extremely abusive ultimately leading to a lifetime ban, he/she was my favourite(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:49,
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Ehhhhhhhh what is the new bug?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:32,
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CAN EVERYONE STOP NONCING PLEASEJUST FOR LIKE, FIVE MINUTES
GOD
alt: I don't want any bitcoins, are you interested in some Theobucks?
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Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:36,
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They may prefer some Battered Bullion.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:37,
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The exchange rate HAMpers by ability to trade(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:47,
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sportscoin is where all the smart money goes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:48,
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I prefer cowpoundsMuch more buoyant in today's economoy
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Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:50,
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Let's hope they don't let him near the garden pondswww.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/michael-barrymore-working-garden-centre-1862683
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:40,
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Has anyone seen Jenk recently?Or has he gone into hiding now the noose is tightening?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:42,
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So basically he saw a fifteen year old with big boobs and thought "pornstar"?Oh dear.
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Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:16,
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And then got all in a flap when he got called a nonce and tried to argue that wanting to see child porn was okay.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:37,
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Poor JenkWith his creepy tit page and love of underage kids :(
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Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:48,
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Alright Devsy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:47,
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I'd like to make it clear I had my sig for some time before you turned up(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:51,
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I didn't think Lighty was old enough to nonce.I mean, he's not even 'almost forty'. Or even older.
Alt: We have a new bug? Has he been debagged yet?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 May 2013, 14:53,
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By debagged you mean "Hit on by Swipe don't cha"?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:55,
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again with the obsession.......... srsly dude, you needs to get some new pornz.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:21,
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Writing a market research brief. Dull. Dull. Dull.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:12,
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alt: apparently not I'm so trusting :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:57,
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Quiet everyone - Bill Clay's here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:17,
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I'll be honest with you here billy boyI don't know what the fuck they're talking about here, bug? fake monty? Locabloy?
But it's cool, we'll always have Paris
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Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:17,
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Theo, this could the start of a vague recollection ten years hence(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:21,
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We can bang on about it for years on hereAll 'remember that time we didn't understand them'
It'll be totes LOL
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Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:23,
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Oh man, totes!They love that shit round here. Like, er, 'member that guy with the eyes in the picture and when we told noobs to 'Fuck off Bart!' and that thing about the neck burning in France? Classic
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:26,
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in response to your charming message earlierpizza at 7pm at fire and stone in spitalfields on 7 may. be there or... well, don't get any pizza.
then you lot are b4shing it up on 10 may, but i'm at a part-ay and can't make it :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:20,
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having yet another round of liposuction
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:21,
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More Greggs hatting? Or is Dozer down ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:22,
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bothone tiny little threesome
it's ACTUALLY my friend's birthday party, she booked it aaaages ago
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:30,
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Tuesday night is going to be a bit difficult for me - you could've given more notice.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:22,
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S'alright me and Chomp cannae make it neither(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:23,
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Sounds like it'll be a shit night then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:24,
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i've been banging on about it like a barn door in a gale(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:29,
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I also need the premise of this situation comedy of yours, thks hun x(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:24,
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you'll have to waitnow that we haz been invited to pitch it in new york, it has to be highly top secret sorry bbz
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:30,
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someone is very shy all of a sudden(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:32,
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i'll check out my diary, I may be able to fit in the occasional guest appearance, not unlike Tom Selleck or Brad Pitt did in friends(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:51,
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Don't worry, I haven't been invited to any bash on the 10th.I'm definitely going to a party, too. Yep.
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Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:25,
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Well fine I'm not inviting ANY of you to MY SECRET BASH(
Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:28,
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I set up a secret bashand then didn't even go. It's like I'm Rory or sutin.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 May 2013, 15:32,
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"it's my party and i'll not turn up if i want to"(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:38,
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I had to stay at home and look after my stupid kidneys.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 May 2013, 15:40,
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Whats wrong with your kidneys beth?I thought you were just fat, arthritic and mental
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:45,
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ok seeings as you're well rude and not gonna answer I'll speculate its because you're a drunken whore who still hasn't realised that you've married the bloke from the mummy(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:49,
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cracked open a red for breakfast and its been downhill since. Only another six minutes till it's spirits o clock !(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:53,
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B-but I'm here already! I'm posting from the bogs.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:38,
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pffft no-one tell himhehehehe
he's gonna be so furious
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Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:40,
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Damn you ANDREW MARRS!!!!!!!!!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:32,
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nah, I leave her at home to recover during working hours.Also, please stop bullying me thnx
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This should be right up your street thenmetro.co.uk/2013/05/01/guinea-pigs-with-a-passion-for-fashion-embrace-new-pet-clothing-range-3709242/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:37,
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are you going to sit in the corner furiously beating away at your flacid cock? Cursing the rampant alcoholism that has left you impotent/ac
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:46,
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grapes are amazing, they're delicious by themselves and they make wine alsoI may be a bit high
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:47,
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TMI dudeI don't need to hear about your haemorrhoids, thanks.
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Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 15:52,
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