b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 1951275 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

I am exceptionally reasonable at all times.
Erm, hang on, perhaps not.

What winds me up at the moment is twats wearing sunglasses on the tube. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
LOOK DOZER IS A PHOTIC SNEEZER ITS A MEDICAL CONDITION ALRIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

PHOTIC SNEEZER CLOWN FOOTED DWARF.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Sunglasses indoors is as bad as scarves indoors.
The people I hate most are the ones who wear both.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)
The worst though are hats indoors
It's just incredibly rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I must admit to having worn a scarf indoors on occasion when very cold.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Get a warmer neck
JESUS DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Perhaps I should grow a neck beard.
Actually I'd rather freeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)
You say that now but think about the ladeeees you could get with a full, ripe neckbeard
combine it with a fedora and a metal t-shirt and you could be knee high in fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)
I'd prefer a reconciliation with my wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)
ON WITH THE NEW B
ON WITH THE NEW
Poland is full of fruity young (crazy) girls
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)
any chance in the future do yiou think?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Too early to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Tell her you'll bin off the booze and tabs to show her your love

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Just invite a load of us round and she'll see that life ain't so bad with you
THESE ARE WHAT MENFOLK LOOK LIKE IN THE REAL WORLD
CHOOSE SMART
CHOOSE BATTERED
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)
oh dear god, in a crazy mixed up world this sortof makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Ha ha. I like this idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
if i hadn't met him, so knew already that it was doomed to failure
this would be a truly outstanding idea
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
I hope you get a serious and painful set of piles.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
i have a delightfully healthy bottom, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH SWIPE HAS GOT A FAT ARSE

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Nah trust me between us I'm sure we can rustle up some hideous creatures
I mean I have a white man afro and I'm hugely fat, and I'm probably one of the normal ones.
We're onto a winner here r
A WINNER
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Are you Buzz Osborne?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
DOES NO ONE ROUND HERE LISTEN TO NORMAL MUSIC
jesus christ I spend so much time on google looking up shit like Jerry Bentho and the Christmakers or Dave Fogarty's Rambo Ukelele Band (with Treworgy on panpipes)
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Define 'normal music'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)
stuff a normal human being might have a chance of hearing of
not stuff you find out about by either a) taking every kind of drug imaginable or b) searching for stuff with fucking bodhrans in
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Define 'normal human being'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)
someone who ain't a vegan

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
You lot only really listen to U2, The Corrs and Enya, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
errr yeh what else is there?
And b*witched
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Damn right.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
"let me put my love into you babe"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Oh come on now, don't be silly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)
as she knows how much they mean to you, it can only help. If shes as stupid as Tangleds wife is she wont even notice when you carry on regardless

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Works for me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
^^ tangleds wife reads this forum and still doesn't know, thats how stupid she is

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Bless her, it's almost sweet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
how are her parents?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Her mother is interfering which isn't helpful. Her dad hasn't involved himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
so you wouldn't bin off fags and booze for the sake of your marriage and daughter ??

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Of course I would, but there are rather more important reasons according to her

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
LIKE ????

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)
being a massive/tiny cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Pfft. Do you really think I'm that stupid?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
make it up
feed the sharks
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
oh I get it, she feels all the love and spark have gone out of the marriage and that you two should just be friends at best.
she resents that you've ruined her body after throwing out that sprog eh EH??
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Ha ha.
When they were stitching her up after the birth I was tempted to ask the doctor to out an extra stitch in.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)
That reminds me
I really fancy some chips and my favourite motorway is the M1.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)
He has a small willy.
Sorry Battered, if I'd known this would have been the result...


..I'd totally have done it anyway, I was well munted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Constantly fucking and killing foreign prossies?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
He always tried to ram his head up her fanny shouting 'I AM THE FANNY KING CROWN ME WITH YOUR ROYAL VAG'
Like, four times a week. Wouldn't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)
You're a terrible bully.
I love wearing a scarf. also, you're just jealous you can't pull them off as stylishly as everyone else, even your binman.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Scarves can be acceptable but if they even edge towards the Twat Knot then the scarfer can fuck right off

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)
What's the twat knot?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)
it's a fanny/bum hole hybrid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
That's a cloaca

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Dean Martin's less successful etc.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)
When you double it up and pull one end through
like this
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)



I do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)

me too
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)
TWATS

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
TWATS

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I started doing this recently
after I saw someone on the tube do it. I didn't realise he was a twat, soz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1