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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The weirdest part of that is that it's all true.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:31, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I get as much good sex as I want and I drive a fast car

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)
This doesn't ring true when you're posting under Lighty's username.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
one day he'll find a swell gal
you, him, gonz should all head out on teh pull one night.

WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Christ no.
I am extremely happy to be single and to be so for a loooooong time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Grumpy, Doc and who?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
The Jew

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Two and a half men?
Could work
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
He does though, I've been in his car, and he rogered me senseless.
It was at his house that I broke SexFace's nose. Everything he has posted there is true, but written as a parody of qftw.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I'm sure this has been covered before but why did you break SexFace's nose?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Because he's a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Yeah but so is SexFace.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Hahah that's who I meant you div
I met him once, took an instant disliking to the fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Is it true that he bullied Lampito into shagging him?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)
I believe so.
She's actually really sound is old Lampers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
How the fuck can you get a bullyfuck?
Unless you are Jim Bowen
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
You looking for tips?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Only Jim Bowens

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Not 'Bully's special prize'?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIn one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I'd rather have the speedboat thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
apparantly by continuously calling a mentally fragile person a fat disgusting fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
That's what Dozer is trying to do with Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)
dozer is deffo in there
if alone by reason of having a pulse
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
and being an obvious closet case

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)
nobody from here will ever be "in there"
internet sex is NOT good sex.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)
needs more sausage roll

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
hmmm but that was good sex
ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)
* boke *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
you'll never find out
i'd almost actually rather fuck dozer.

that is how unfuckable you are.

worse. than. dozer.

take that and party!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
I'd fuck Battered

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
His little hands make your cock look big.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Totally going for the default here.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I had a good shag from a girl I met in the Blink182 chatroom
She even cooked me breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Blink 182 chatroom?
Are you a nonce?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)
What's her age again?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)
She preferred all the small things

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:17, Reply)
It was 13 years ago
so no
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)
What a charmer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
He seemed to think it was really funny too.
Unpleasant little scrote.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Because my now ex-wife slept with him behind my back then lied to me about it claiming he'd got her paralytic and taken advantage.
Stupidly, I believed her.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)
This website's like a soap opera.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
And you're it's equivalent of Benny from Crossroads.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Sounds like the guy required a bit of a slap even his wife was lying.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
correct

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
which is probabaly why everyone hated it so much!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)
that's not the reason, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I'm sure it is
but it was more 'why the fuck are you tell me this'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
it was aimed at his ex and the rotating hat fat fucker bloke

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
In fact, nobody in the replies is calling him a liar
they're all saying "wtf?" to a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
So he was bragging to a bunch of people that didn't care.
Arrogant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
plus: Pink Floyd tribute band

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
gertcha

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I'm guessing not the good bits of Pink Floyd.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I'm guessing that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)

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