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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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mememe
what's your favourite meme? i have to confess to a sneaking soft spot for "this kills the crab", even though it makes me do a :(

newest meme: something something pretty little white girl black man. is this a sign of society flushing itself down the plughole, or something lolarious to be put everywhere?

alt: are you a pervert?
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:55, 142 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I only understand the alt
yeah prolly
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)
For once I don't think it's you.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I read it all, and i don't understand any of it.
alt: no
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)
here!
knowyourmeme.com/memes/sad-crab-this-kills-the-crab

you can all stick to b3ta memes if you want, i was just trying to expand our limited little horizon a tiny bit...
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)
: ((((((

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Fucks sake swipe, you know how Nakers feels about crabs

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
i know
but it's such a sad sad picture

this kills the nakers could become our new thing
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1955978
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)
i love crabs, crabs are awesomne

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

awesomne itchy
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Is this English?

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)

www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/05/07/charles_ramsey_amanda_berry_rescuer_becomes_internet_meme_video.html

it's a debate: should he become a hilarious meme because he put things a certain way, or is it disgusting to focus on how he phrased things just because he's a poor black man and therefore he MUST be hilarious?

it's not my fault you don't read the news...
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
I think the bloke is a legend and it's a shame you take the piss out of him for being a po' nigga.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
i'm still not sure which side of the debate you are straddling
like a giant pervy colossus
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
I do read the news...that's why I knew the 'news' aspect of this 'news item' rather than the internet 'meme' which isn't really 'news'.
HTH xx
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)
but the question was about memes
therefore if you had read the news and seen the word "meme", you should have made the connection that people are making a meme out of this guy. unless you lack the brains that god gave a fart, of course...
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)
You only mentioned a 'black man' in the OP
Is this gentleman the only black man in the news Swipey? FFS.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)
well to be fair
he is the only black man in the news today to have used the phrase "pretty little white girl". a fairly recognisable phrase to one who had actually read the news.

my guess: you claim to have read the news, but in fact spent all your time fwapping furiously over page 3...
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I knew something was seriously wrong when Swipey ran into Fister's arms.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:21, Reply)
To be honest Swipey
"something something pretty little white girl black man" just looked like random words on the screen - and I had heard the interview on the radio just this morning. I just expected a better standard of grammar from an Oxford graduate. :p

In other news, I suspect you've just owned up to being a pervert. Tell me, is it just me that you imagine fwapping, or all the guys on here?
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)
i accept your grovelling apology
only the ones whose faces i've never seen. imagining battered fwapping, for example, would put a donkey off braying.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Oxford Brookes.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
we went through this last night, and the answer was...
... FECK ORF
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Oxford Poly.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)
is that even a real thing?

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
So you imagine me fwapping?
Well that's put me right off my stroke.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
yep
every time you get near the vinegars now, you'll picture it, and turn to marshmallow in your own greasy fist xx
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)
...and I'm done.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
just like my work here :)

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Alt: That is for others to judge, but possibly.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Bloody hell.
Abstract post.

Alt: a little.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)
More than a little you deviant.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Deviant is such a harsh word.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

harsh +n accurate
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)
He's certainly the most perverted person I've ever fisted.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
very good

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)
that's what he said

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
it's one of the most famous "comedy" internet memes
and the biggest story in the news today, apart from siralex. this is not abstract.

alt: oh yeah, that's why they call you dirty daddy donkey.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)
I always liked the lolrus
"NOOOO,THEY BE STEALING MY BUKKIT" etc

alt : depends on your point of view.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
i am also partial to a bit of "DAT ASS"
makes me lol every time
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)
WHAT ARE YOU ALL TLKAING ABOUT
I don't think I'm very "internet"
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
google "dat ass"
lol
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
no

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:10, Reply)
you only have yourself to blame
for the lack of LOLs in your life
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
ok I googled it and got loads of arse appreciation websites, thanks a lot

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I googled 'arse appreciation sites' and all I got was a load of shit memes :(

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)
you did google it on your phone, right?
i mean, with a name like "dat ass"...
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)
first you give me a sad with that crab and now you get me fired
why swipey, WHY?!
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
just bored today, i guess...

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I knew under that glossy red coat you had the black heart of a real lawyer

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)
yeah baby

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)
is this lawyer flirting?
will this sub thread cost me money?
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Unless she's doing it "pro boner", yes

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)
the flirting is the discount, darling

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I like de-motivational pics
t4toby.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/epicfail1.jpg
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
*click*

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
loads more on chive or cheezburger network

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I'll be honest, I don't really use the internet so a lot of these "funny pictures" with "lolarious text" on them mean little to me.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
I've never seen that before
I do rather like "Bebbeh"

Alt:
Very much so, yes. Now show me your tits
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
I always liked the 'Go home, XXX - you're drunk'
and 'You had ONE job'.

Afternoon.

Alt: No. But I know a few people who are.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
case in point...

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Good afternoon b3th
How's it hangin'?
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
It's huge and pendulous.
And so's the other one. And you?
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)
The same

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)
*huge and pendulous fives*

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)
old people?

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Yeah, i know lots of them, too.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
from the dogging club?

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
YES
i love these. and "expectation v reality" make me laugh too.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
gertcha

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Dunno, is it still cool to like I Can Haz Cheezeburger?
Alt: nope.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
best meme thing ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5w4MkFofc
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)
No this is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DxpcUxwpOQ_A
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)
MUppets = shit
FACT
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
You=muppet
fact
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:22, Reply)
The Muppets are for children, shit autistic children with bulging eyes and a swollen forehead
like you
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
So way over your head, then

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I hear ya, bro

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I don't even own an internet

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I'll wire someover to you if you like

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:21, Reply)
i've thought about it
this deserves a click.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:21, Reply)
wow today really has been poor

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:21, Reply)
It's okay, I'm here now.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Today, not tonight

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I still have to go looking in the bushes near the railway line for porn :(

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:22, Reply)
You should try the park.
That's where it always used to end up.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)

t
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I knew where to find the good stuff.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
"Gannies with Fannies"

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)
What the fuck is a gannie?

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:32, Reply)
A Northern grandmother

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:32, Reply)
By the way, because a poor, black guy put something a certain way, the internet has to be laughing at him?
I think they're laughing because he's funny, not because he's stupid.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Fucking racist.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)
I agree, I thought he was quick witted sort of like Richard Pryor

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)
this is why the arguments are interesting
some people make it a meme. other people then attack them for making it a meme. then a third group piles on in and says, hang on, it's not about him, they are celebrating him, not laughing at him.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
and then someone else says
NO YOU'RE UPSET
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
HE IS BLACK AND PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING!
INSTANT RACIST!
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
YES IT MUST BE AT HIS FACE NOT AT HIS WORDS

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Yeah. I saw the interview. I didn't immediately think "lol stupid black povvo", like swipe did, apparently.
I saw a man put in a ridiculous situation, who realised it was ridiculous and was capable of expressing that through humour. Badly educated and stupid are not synonyms.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
i asked whether it was a good thing or a bad thing that he be made a meme. how is that saying that he is stupid?

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Because you called him a coon!

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
oh i see
did not get that. i thought i was just repeating 2 sides of a debate to see which side we think is being hijacked in the more ridiculous fashion. my bad.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Your bad what?
COONHATER!
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)
You read it here first!
Swipe hates coons!
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Rich white woman is racist.
I am shocked. Shocked.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
middle-aged man hangs out with teenagers
loses ability to concentrate long enough to read english good
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I am surprised she gets any work done
what with all her coon hate crimes to perform.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Hey go easy on her
I'll bet her porter is a darkie
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
which one?

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)
The black one, FFS.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)
nah, we just have 4 white guys

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
RACIST!
So if they're all white, then why did you bother asking which one?
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
i'm not sure that's a real word...

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Oh, man.
You're such a racist. Just because he is a po' Uncle Tom who got off on touching the White Woman doesn't mean you can say that shit.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
He should have said honkey a few times so people could
have a bigger laugh at how stereotypical he is.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)
And "Yeesum, Mister Boss"

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Weeell, massa, I saw the pretty lady at the do'
She was hammerin' and a-hollerin' and I sho' nuff thought she was in trouble.

Oh man, Swipe would have loved that.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Hahahahahahaha!
10/10.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Oh man I wanna see Django unchained again now

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
i don't see what's funny about that interview at all
all it really shows is a sad real or perceived segregation of the white and black communities in poor america.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
And some coons for Swipe to hate.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
What's funny about the interview is that the interviewee was a funny man.
People like swipe, who can't seem to get over how funny racial stereotyping is, make me kind of sick, Nakers.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
he seemed like a nice chap i thought, good for him for helping out

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I think he is a proper hero.
Shame Swipe hates nig*ers.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)
but i didn't ask what you thought about him
i asked what you thought about the internet commentators

i love everybody, you know that. except flakes. can't stand flakes.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I was telling Nakers what I think. Not you, gannie.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Listen, we shouldn't hammer on at her too much.
OK, racism is pretty disgusting to us now, but you have to remember that in her day they were a service caste. It may just be that she hasn't properly adjusted to modern attitudes yet. Maybe she doesn't fully comprehend that you can't talk about people like they're sub-human anymore.

But yeah, she's being pretty gross about this whole thing.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)
she probably only saw her first "darkie" in Cheshire when she was 12

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Cheshire, the area so great that she ran away to the civilised South at the first opportunity.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Some of my best friends are black etc.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)

friends ex's
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
did stunner used to dip his marshmallow in the chocolate fountain?

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
i couldn't possibly repeat

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Yeah, we all know Monty
edit: for some reason I read black as racist :s
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
and yet thousands of people have turned him into a meme
there are pics, audio recordings etc. so, are these people laughing with him, or at him?

some commentators say WITH! he's a genius and we are celebrating him. other say AT! how can anyone possibly be appreciating him? they must be mocking him.

my actual view is that the answer is both - some people think he's done a great thing, others hear, "haha that man talks funny". the answer is usually "both" though.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
i say he is neither
the only reason he's become famous is on the back of that other interview with the black dude who's sister had been fingerbanged in her room. they are looking for a sequel
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Ohhhhhh man if he was Vietnamese
They call have called it Charley fingerbanged my sister again
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
no.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)
"...your argument is invalid" is one of my preferred ones
Alt: Probably
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Woah, check 'em
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1956113
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)

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