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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm not sure I can take much more of swipe's disgusting racism.Which posters disgust you and why?
Alt: Food?
I think mayonnaise is the best thing to dip chips into.
Go on have a row about that or summat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:01,
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WITHOUT MENTIONING ANY NAMESAny poster with a privileged lifestyle that treats the less fortunate as objects only deserving of ridicule on the internet are pretty fucking rank.
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Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:03,
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Makes me sick, Krones.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:04,
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No, I was already shit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:06,
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I like ketchup, mayonaise adn a little english mustardhowever bernaise/hoolandsie is clearly the best dip for chips
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:04,
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I don't even like chips.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:06,
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When I order steak and chips I have to get them to hold both the steak and the chipsI just have a plate of mushrooms.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:11,
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hoolandsie is my favoortie too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:08,
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people who make arrangementsand cancel at the last minute really boil my piss.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:04,
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I told you I probably wouldn't be able to get down for SECRETPIZZABASH on a Tuesday night.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:05,
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ah yesthe "i told you in advance" gambit. that is socially acceptable, however.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:10,
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horrifically unfair to french peopleLE RACIST
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:13,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1952938
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:06,
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correctamundobut born not far outside the M25, with one Scots parent.
This qualifies me to take almost any side in any regional arguments.
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I've never been that keen on the Athena one of the tennis girl scratching her arse.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:07,
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Still wouldwww.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1368795/Athenas-iconic-Tennis-Girl-Fiona-Walker-revealed-35-years-on.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:10,
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HAHAHA, it's funny because, becasue...the picture...mixed up...arse... ....
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:09,
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I cannot believe that Swipe, being in an ethnic minority herself by being ginger, would turn out to be such a terrible racist.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:10,
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And yet, here we are.I'm thinking of reporting her to the Ethnic Complaints Commission.
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Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:14,
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I think you should. I'll happily provide a statement to support your complaint.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:18,
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You are all lovelyAlt:
I'm fucking starving. The best thing to dip chips into is YM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:10,
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ChipsMy Dad is a fat cunt innit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:11,
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So, one vote for Heinz salad cream.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:13,
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+ because young children like it.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:15,
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IT'S A FUCKING OUTRAGE. I MUST VENT MY SPLEEN. Deffo Swipe. Spoilt bitch.
Alt: I made burgers on Monday, what are the perfect accompaniments for a burger and I will tell you if you are right.
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It is the manner in which I work(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:19,
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On the bun:small amount of mayo on one piece, small amount of ketchup on the other.
To the side: mustard, relish, chili sauce, additional ketchup, burger sauce, additional mayonnaise.
On the burger: blue cheese.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:13,
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Yes to your bunnage. To the side/inside: yes, yes, no, no, no, yes.
On: yes.
NEEDS MOAR TOMATO, LETTUCE AND ONION.
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IT DOES NOTTomato on a burger is shit, the watery little cunt. You might as well put a fucking cucumber on it too, you fucking veggie prick
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:18,
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Too fucking rightMAYO? *shakes head*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:20,
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I'm fine with the mayo. Slices of tomato? GTF. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:20,
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Mayo is shite on a burgerThe flavour just gets lost
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:21,
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Quite. I've got a 'confession' for that cunt all right.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:33,
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Commode is better and more appropriate(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:33,
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More important than the burger, if you ask me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:32,
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Correct. Pricks. "Tomato is watery blah, blah". If you ate the fucking burger rather than play with your little bitch pussy it wouldn't be all soggy like your minge.
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Clip on bow ties, salad in his burger, lemonade in his lager.Says it all.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:38,
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Fucking pussyWhy waste valuable burger space with fruit when you can add bacon?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:39,
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The banjolele of the b3ta world(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:42,
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LookYou can't even live in a civilsed part of the country. Don't be tellin' me how to make burgers, man!
Something about your mangina.
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Your badly packed kebab would probably have a fucking apple in, you southern twat(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:42,
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At least I am on the badly packed kebabyou cock sucking Northern Monkey.
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You said you liked it!*sobs*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:54,
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tomatoes ruin everythingwith their slippery slimey seedy badness
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:35,
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A slice of goats cheese on a burger, with some jellypeno peppers.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:15,
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no, bartles that's a week old child's corpse you're thinking of(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:24,
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Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.As a champion pervert stunned, I thought that would be your mantra.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:22,
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I made home made burgers the other week.A few tablespoons of Nandos peri peri garlic sauce in the mince overnight keeps them moist and makes them especially good.
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One of these has just opened near me.www.buddiesrestaurants.com/
Is it any of their toppings?
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Websites like that pisses me off.They've spent 100s of 1000s on build a resturant and then won't spend a grand on a website.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:46,
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I doubt they get much custom through their website to be honest.Mostly through twitter/facebook pagers.
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I like loads of combinations- Guackamoli and salasa
- Blue cheese
- Ketchup, mayo, mustard
- Bacon and Egg.
- Hoisin and Seasimiseed.
All of these with loads of pickles and onions. I used to be truly against tomarto but now i'm for it.
They could all be improved by having some of the chips and/or onion rings _in_ the burger.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:45,
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Story of my life, mate.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:51,
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Please list these reasons.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:12,
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you're all disgusting human beingsalt: don't make me agree with you. houmous?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:34,
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Some of them aren't even fully developed humans.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:35,
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It's 27 degrees here. Totally doing a placid in ten minutes to go & sit in the sun and drink beer.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:50,
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i've had too much coffeea dn feela little weird...clients in 1/2 an hour...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:52,
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Yeah, fuck this shit*Placid fives*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:55,
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Good man.Try to avoid the inevitable Alex Ferguson convos, they're bawling on it about here, ffs.
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There was this one released....to promote the film Jack Reacher that had a photoshopped Tom Cruise with an out of proportion head. Shoddy work. There's also one for Chapter 27 with Jared Leto and his big ol' moon face.
Alt: Cheap ketchup, preferably watered-down-with-vinegar stuff in a squeezy tomato bottle in a grotty caff.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:04,
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What a fuckwit. I booked cinema tickets for tonight. Only I didn't, I booked tomorrow.
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you plonker, what are you not going to see tonight?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:21,
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Star Trek. I brought my Picard uniform with me to work and everything.
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You should go to the cinema and raise hell with them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:22,
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This is a good thread.You see, you CAN do it. Shame I missed out on it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:44,
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