I'm gonna be honest Monty, I'm having a fucking dull afternoon.
But at least I have a pint of beer and a comfy bar stool.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So when am I having the pleasure of a WP London pissup?
There's one on Fri night if you can lie your way into a night off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I'm a great liar, but not that great.
Probably June at this rate me old mucker. The manager who oversaw the death pub has raised a grievance against me and my area manager and another manager, so this is all dragged out another 2 weeks at least.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Oh poo. Poo, I say. POO.

You heard me - POO.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

The guy is a fucking wanker.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

U NO DAT BRUV

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Why would he raise a grievance against you?
Your managers I can understand, but you just covered his MurderPub whilst he was otherwise indisposed.
( Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)

otherwise indisposed steamcleaning his car and throwing hammers into the canal
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)

I held a disciplinary for his assistant manager, the guy actually on duty at the time,
And despite him having a final written, I didn't fire him, just put him on an improvement course and a year of monitoring. He is claiming that if I had fired him, the event would never have taken place.
This misses the point that the investigation after the fact shows him to be an incompetent cretin.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Am I reading this right?
He's actually suggesting that if he hadn't gone on a course, the guy wouldn't have died?

Well, you're alright, then. There's no way that can be reasonably upheld. Ballache, mind.
( Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)

IT'S NOT MY FAULT SIR IT WAS WINDY PIG SIR HE DID IT SIR

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I have none of these things

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I'm 'sitting on a stool' but you wouldn't describe it as 'comfy'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

I've got the fucking dull afternoon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

I have been spending mine going through all the required functionality for a computerised store till system.
Work doesn't get much duller.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I've been playing computer billiards

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH POCKET!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

hilarious strikethrough
POCKET


Jesus wept... twice in one day you fuckers with your faster than me wit.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

utterly hysterical strikethrough ANDREW MARR!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

DOES IT DO BACK ORDERS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

BACK SHORT
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

You reckon?
I've been reading a 25 page document on 'Guidance on Interpretation and Compliance with the *related to my job* Regulation.'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I am coding in a timing sub-procedure into our upgrade scripts
This is as boring as it sounds
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Right fuck this, I'm going home.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

wow, working late today eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I am investigating some attribute mappings
on the plus side I am lying on my couch with the laptop rather than being stuck in the office.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I'm in my pub,
Typing at you lot from a phone fast running short on battery.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Only on the internet would people be trying to out-dull each other with tales of their employment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

are you kidding me?
you should go to drinks with a team of corporate lawyers.

"i was at work til 4am last night. blah blah take over blah blah acquisition blah blah sale and purchase agreement"

"part timer. some of us start work at 4am and never go home blah blah AIM float blah blah"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)