Don't ask me, I get a bit billious after a handshake that goes on too long
alt: When the rules, right, on boardgame night, ok, changed without telling me, so what I thought was a rule wasn't a rule so I got things wrong. It's NOT ON, just NOT. ON

altalt soup's a fucking drink what's wrong with you all, and salad's summat that comes with a steak
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Did you know, right?
In Monopoly, when somebody lands on a property, if they don't want to buy the other players are supposed to bid?

There're so many house rules around that game that I don't know which way is up, anymore. I could read the rulebook I suppose, but I'm a man.
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

My problem was that in Eclipse they told me that if I took a system from someone else I had to spend on the influence track to claim them, so that'd wait to the next turn
Except the next turn another guy neutron bombed some systems and just took them straight away without having to use the extra token on the influence track

Pissed me righf off that, K, and I don't mind telling you that.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

NO WAY MAN THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I NO RITE fucking disgusting behaviour

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I don't know that one.
Is it like Cluedo?
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

It's basically MOO2

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

You rang?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

hi

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

did you release your pikachu on him?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

That'd be daft.
Everybody knows Eclipse is vulnerable to fire pokemon, you prick.
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)

oi don't mock me I'll get upset and then you'll feel bad and then it'll be awkward between us for years

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

yer but then one year I'll turn up outside your house dressed as Brock
and everything will be fine
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

How will you know which house is right when you've got your eyes closed?
You'll need an Onyx to guide you and they're not real
You fool
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

It's a silly rule really
it means the game hardly lasts any time at all if you play with that rule.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

We never used to play with the "you can only build houses if you own the entire colour group" rule, either.

( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

What?
That's pretty fundamental. You Monopoly spastic.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)

:(
bit harsh
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

See this is why no-one should play monopoly
unless it's with people you never ever want to talk to again
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

You may have a point, here.

( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Do you pay all the fines and tax into the middle of the board and whoever lands on free parking gets it? did ya? eh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

are you asking him if he signs on?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

He wouldn't know what to do with the extra money.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

We did, but not anymore.
It's competition rules only, now!

Except the property auction rule. That's bent.
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

i hate shaking hands with someone when they've just pulled their hand out of their pocket
how do i know when they last dry-cleaned their suit? or what they've been groping in there?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

LOOK, NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD A CAGE FOR THEIR HAMSTER

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

alright dozer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I can only speak for myself when I say
cock and bollocks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

And perhaps a quick tickle of the brown eye

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

to be fair
that's all you mostly say
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

No, you speak for me too.
I'm always playing with your cock and bollocks when I have my hand in my suit.
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Hole in the pocket + no underpants.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

hahaha suit? what?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I'm not dining with the queen here

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

to be fair
it applies equally to any form of trousers or be-shorted trousers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I do take my hand out my pocket if I know there'll be people just in case my hand has got sweaty or too warm
But since I dont meet people anymore I'm golden
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

sticky hanky

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)