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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sound off like you’ve got a pair, maggots
So Paul Shane is dead who is next?

Alt: Kroney best be careful….
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22563657
His day of hell raising on the roads may be over, what other kinds of swift justice should be given out and how?

Alt:alt: How do you plan to celebrate your Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:00, 174 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A sick, old person?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Like THATCHER!
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)
I HAVE A DULL PAUL SHANE ANECDOTE
One time when I went to see Sheffield Wednesday play he was two rows behind me, looking like a mafia don
END OF DULL PAUL SHANE ANECDOTE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:03, Reply)
I for one would like to hear more stories like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Well tough that's your lot

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
I could probably muster up maybe two anecdotes like this, if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
About Paul Shane?
And I thought you were told to leave for the day, does King Battered not rule here?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)
He can't even get his wife to listen to him
what hope does he have controlling the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Then who's in charge over here?
This is very confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)
B3th from about 1530 or so
Before then anarchy reigns
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:33, Reply)
b3th ain't even in the country right now, is she?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:35, Reply)
I heard she's gone to sea world Florida

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:36, Reply)
+ for a bath

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)
She should be careful, what if Kirk and Spock kidnap her and take her to the future eh?
Risky business
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
*takes those old records off the shelf*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)
this must have been someone's most speculative second account yet

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)
No, about other minor celebrities.
I was never lucky enough to get that close to Paul Shane.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)
To reach out and touch the face of god
That's what it was like to sit almost near Paul Shane
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Can I touch you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:35, Reply)
It's not only allowed, it's encouraged

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I don't know who Paul Shane is
but how long till the noncing accusations come out?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Hi de hi was one of the shittiest sit coms ever
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22563351
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)
I always confuse him with
Paul McShane

with hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)
that is one ugly motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)
geez you got a big pussy geez you got a big pussy

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I thought that was going to be ian mcshane

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)
altalt: Picking up my kid at seven, then bath & bed then plannign a holiday over a glass of wine

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Bless, you got access over the whole weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
Nah, taking her home at 5 tomorrow, then having a cheese and wine evening with two spastics off the internet.
Well, three if you include my dear missus which I OBVIOUSLY don't
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)
Because she's not on the internet so often now?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
NO TANGO NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT NO

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)
You're going to look at a young girl naked and then get drunk?
You disgust me with your dirty Yewtree ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
I'm from the 70s, Al - it's 'what we do'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)
I held a young girls bottom yesterday
and then she peed on me.

I'm worse than Saville.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
You should hand yourself in before you strike again

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)
It's too late.
This morning I did something unspeakable with a wet wipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)
I think as long as you know deep down that what you are doing is wrong, then there's still hope for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)
You know those stinger traps the police use to stop stolen cars?
I think they should be fitted to pop up at every set of traffic lights when they change to red.
Also, the lanes of roundabouts should be lined with nails rather than white lines.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
This is actually a good idea
also Garrot wire at traffic lights for cyclists
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
alt alt: Nice dinner, homebrew and bottling cider.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
How is the cider turning out?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)
I use a bulldog cider kit often, it makes a decent strong (7.5%) very dry cider thats nice.
I'm trying to make some elderflower cider at the moment, it smells a bit eggy at the moment but I'm hoping that'll go in the bottles.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)
It won't. Elderflower is fucking rank.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Girlfriends choice, but I don't mind the taste.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
I don't mind it.
SO YOU MUST BE WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)
THATCHER LIKED ELDERFLOWER!

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)
altalt: by tracking down battered and kicking him in the nuts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)
have you not got him on Stalkerbook?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)
i don't have anyone on fb

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Would you like a link to his facebook and linkedin profiles?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Nah you're alright thanks, I can do my own dirty work

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Whilst not wanting /OT to be all HSH
But could someone start a thread that all feel they could get involved in?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Yeah another thread will make this better.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
One done by a neutral party will be all inclusive

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Go hug a tree
you limp wristed sweaty handshaker
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)
what's wrong with this one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Batts won't join in :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)
why not, what's wrong with him?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)
I'm not gonna go there...... OK...... YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)
have you too had a lovers tiff?
has he actually got you on 2.0?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:22, Reply)
I have nobody on 2.0. Just had to do some work for a change.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Why do you hate Harters bats, he's crying his eyes out here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)
*reaches for another mansized tissue*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:26, Reply)
are you taking the piss out of battered here?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Always...........

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Only pricks use 2.0
I don't believe he has ever used 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)
I put Frank on it briefly the other week.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)
over the pink CDC's?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)
No, but tbh I can't remember why.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)
I think poor old frank has gone for good

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)
momo will have chewed through half of his prolapse by now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
He probably died of psittacosis caught from that stupid fucking parrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)
I think he may have garrotted himself with telephone cable.
Never would have happened if he'd have bought a phone table like I suggested
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)
1. FILL A TRAFFIC CONE WITH CONCRETE
2. ALLOW IT TO SET
3. SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSEHOLE
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Have you mistook me for Darth?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)
Needs more razor blades

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)
>o<

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Don't worry about it mate, you two were never that suited to one another.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)
nah, work innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1966776
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Have you been shit at something?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)
yes and no...
I've not done something (to make up for someone elses fuck up) as I've just not had the chance and now people are all angry and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

just not had the chance been fucking around on here.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
well that too, but i like to fit my fucking around on here in between work

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)
HANG YOURSELF

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Hey hun
you ok?
want a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)
can i stroke your fro?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Yeah man
Pet it like an overgrown hamster
That's right
Stroke it
Stroke it good
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Don't let Dozer catch wind of this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
*catches wind*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Alright Donovan

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)
?????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)
alright Trevor & Simon

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)
They were a pair of unfunny cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I have just had a look at Nakers “list of days” again
Today is “World information society day” and “International day against Homophobia and Transphobia”
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
It's also Galician Literature Day

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
How much could you write about Garlic?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)
It's quite nice
There you go
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)
*Stands up and applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)
fuck off queer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)
:(
You have to be nice to me today
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Do I really? Is that so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)
i'm still not convinced he isn't al

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Hopefully it's cos he sent me a present or summat

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1966722
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Blobbing

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Hopefully he's be diagnosed with aggressive pancreatic cancer and needs a little cheering up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Not a fucking chance you utter cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I bet you aint had much cunt lately

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
GUYS
GUYS
JUST FUCK ALREADY
WORK IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)
He rejects my advances

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)
there should be an amnesty for a first offence
if you haven't had points in, say, 5 years then you just get a caution.

i would say that i've only been pulled for speeding once in 18 years of regular speeding, and even they let me off at about 98mph because i cried, but i have to drive to cheshire this weekend and that's tempting fate to give me a big speed gun or a mahoosive m6 traffic jam.

fucking m6. it sucks donkey balls.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)
On the M6 north of Birmingham 65 is about as fast as you can go anyway
Best stick to inside/middle lanes, get some decent music on and chill whilst watching the Audi/VW Passat drivers in the fast lane braking every 30 seconds and not getting anywhere faster than you.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:14, Reply)
i can get off from about junction 14 even though 17/18 are much nearer
ridiculously it's often quicker to get off 4 junctions early than to use the motorway. that's how stupid the m6 is. very.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)
The Staffs/Cheshire bit from 20 to about 13/12 has the worst standard of m/way driving ever
and that includes the M5.

None of them know how to join or leave without fucking the traffic flow up, they all drive way too close and don't know which lane to be in, so you get a queue at every junction for no apparent reason. Cunts the lot of them.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)
MOTORWAY CHAT
cf. Rory's current sig
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)
you know what?
I might buy some Famous Grouse tonight. I'm planning on drinking it mixed with Dr Pepper.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)
According to Nakers list of days it is also
"World Whiskey Day" Tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)
hence the cheap nasty blend and mixer to celebrate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Fuck off yurtprick
cf: every 10th post of Monty's
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Is this because you are still scared of driving on them?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)
No, it's because it's fucking dull.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Wish you'd go play your guitar on the M6

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)
drop a trail of mung beans up the middle lane
"ooh a piece of lentil"

"ooh a piece of lentil"

"ooh a piece of splaaaaaaaaaat"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Silly rachel, a mung bean is not a lentil.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)
tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)
there are also too many exits
they should ditch one of the services and perhaps nuke stoke/stafford
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)
This is good thinking
Cheaper than George's pointless train set, too
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)
nuking stoke is just common sense

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I travel on the m6 all the time
And its no worse than any other motorway... you just need to know what times to travel and work round that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)
yes but if you have a job in london
and you are going home for the weekend, it's not that easy. i can either sit in the rush hour or i can wait til late, and then risk falling asleep, or i can go sat morning and then i'm there less than 48 hours...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)
won't your dad buy you a helicopter?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)
i don't like to use the family jet every time i go home
there are too many plebs at manchester airport
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I have a photo of me as a child four children away from russ abbott as fagin

totally upstaging theoban right here
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)
u ok hun xx

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Alalt: By going home at a quarter to one
half day today! What should I do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Meet up with Stunned for a pub lunch

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I could do this

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)
I went and had a nice Ploughmans lunch yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)
He was furious when he found out

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Make homebrew

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I won't do this

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Shame, it's a really rewarding hobby.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)
I like cars

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Found anything you like yet?
cars that is, obv.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Straight home, close curtains, computer on.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I'll probably do this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)
+trousers down

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Go pick the kids up early and take them to the park

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)
this is the one that's opposite to dropping them off at the pool right?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)
get so drunk you're on the kebab by 6pm.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Oh man I should do this on Monday

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I'm gonna start drinking now,
See if I can be too drunk before the kebab vans even open.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Kebab vans?
God the UK is a land of opportunity. Over here we don't even have burger vans
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Let me sleep on your pub floor
and I'll be right over.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Take a nap in the loos like that other guy did

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)
become a wizard

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Start a visionary cloud-based internet company and sell it to Microsoft for $800M by tea time

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)
take half an hour to just sit and look at the beauty in the world around you.
Then go on a killing spree
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

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