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Rejoice, internet shut-ins!www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/worlds-first-sex-robot-revealed-at-porn-show-1864266.html
Picture in article might be considered NSFW by Quakers, it's a dummy in lingerie.
What's your favourite labour-saving/entertainment gadget?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:03,
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latest was 12 years ago)
till they become conscious and start a sexy apocalypse (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:06,
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Chompy hates it when they become conscious(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:13,
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If it gets a runny nose you need to empty it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:09,
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As close as you're ever going to get.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:32,
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She spunks cleaning spray into it and scampers around it tugging at knots and solving tangles(
Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:31,
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got to dump the spunk somewhere I suppose(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:08,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1967459
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:11,
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I'm bored now and I want to go home even though there are only 42 mins left anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:18,
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As am I, I'll leave at about 20 to anyway to get the direct povvo wagon.(, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I wanna get home to have playtime with baby badmons, I've not seen her much this week(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:20,
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Nah, best part of the daycertainly more fun than wading through a field of nettles to harvest the piss soaked stingers.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:25,
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I have ale and red wine, bit no gamingI might watch "End of Watch"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:31,
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Oh god that looks shit.I'll probably watch some more Hannibal, the first couple of episodes were good in a HOLY FUCK THIS IS MESSED UP way.
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really...i don't know much about itit5's got 85% on rotton toms
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:33,
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I think it's because I saw the trailer like 50 times and it's a bunch of macho cop bollocks.(, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)
It's really really good and I love it lots and think it's really really goodREVIEW BY ME AGE 42
(hannibal that is)
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Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:35,
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you're 42, I thought you were in your 20s(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:38,
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this is like a paper 3 question in GCSE maths(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:41,
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I'm 31 okFINE MAKE A BIG DEAL OF IT
OK I SHOULD BE A GROWNUP BY NOW
YOU AIN'T MY MUM
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Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:42,
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I'll still leave you a cup of tea on your nightstand(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:43,
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Haha and I'll have been wanking with my eyes shut(
Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:46,
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as much as I am loath to say itChompy's Center Parcs joke is pretty funny.
I even clicked it.
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the internetsaves me looking under hedges in parks for one handed reading,
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Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:16,
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The remote controlThat is the daddy of inventions.
Bonus points if you can train a pet to fetch it
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:20,
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You have a geordie to retrieve your remote control for you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:21,
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Roku media playeriPlayer, Youtube, stream from phone, tablet, or PC (with apps) in 720p HD, etc, cost £40.
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Why would people want facebook on their tv? That's what i don't understand(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:23,
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Because their TV is their only friend?Mine doesn't do FB or amy of that shit.
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Prove it. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 15:29,
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Robot:Noun
A machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically.
(esp. in science fiction) A machine resembling a human being and able to replicate certain human movements and functions.
This:
A real doll with a few sensors and a voice synth. Quite clever, but not a robot.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 May 2013, 15:33,
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so it's not a robot until it can peg you with millimeter precision?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:35,
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basically it's not a robot til is movesso, yes
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 May 2013, 15:36,
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I'd say not a robot until it can make it's own decisions(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:38,
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I'd say it's not a robot until it has a flashing red light on its head to tell you it's coming(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:40,
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I'll go with that too.although that's more AI, but by only the most charitable of definitins is this a robot.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 May 2013, 15:45,
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Oh man, I wasn't even involved in this discussion and I get called a cunt.(
Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:58,
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nah you're alright, for a roof surveyor anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:59,
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You can use your baby to get to the front of queues at theme parks.(
Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:07,
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No by swinging it from the ankles(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:08,
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*bernard manning joke about my wife, take her*(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:38,
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Jesus fucking Christ, they've gone too far, I've had enough, I'm turning the Internet off and you can all go talk to some real people. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 15:25,
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alright WP, get you succeed in your drinking mission?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:28,
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no, I've not had a drink, but you clearly have. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 15:29,
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i wish...you said you wanted to get pissed before teh kebab vans opened?
I got punched in the face by the van on St.Giles once
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:30,
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yeah, but I went to the gym, and then had stuff to do instead Solomons Grill? Or the other one, Kebab house or whatever.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 15:31,
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fuck knows it was 13 years agoThis guy went mental and knock down 4 of my friends for no reason, I manned up and clocked him one. He laughed at me and then his mate punched me in the side of the head from behind.
cunts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:34,
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I thought I'd scared them away, turned out it was a tiny korean man from the van with a big knifeI then spent 4 hours in A&E as my mate was bleeding from his head. He slept the entire time and when he woke, we left without seeing anyone.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:37,
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sounds like Solomon. he's a loon. good kebabs though. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 15:38,
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the one just outside the AshmoleanThat was a good night, I saw Ross Kemp in the Randolph
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:40,
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yeah, that's Solomon. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 15:43,
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*googles*oh I see...fottballer. Very good
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:51,
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*gets in on this on the ground floor*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:59,
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Is there no end* to Stacey's talent*by end I mean start
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:51,
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oh god oh god do you have some sort of script we could use(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:32,
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I love Labour Saving DevicesSee what I did here?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:29,
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I have, and I for one am all in for Labour Saving Devices(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 15:30,
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POULTRY OPTICIANEGGS TO SEE?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:33,
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I think I might actually, you at work till 6 yeah?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:02,
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ZING(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:03,
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*waves*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:05,
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I'm safe in the knowledge that I have....Three Giant Chicken Dumplings the size of Muskmelons with pulled jerk chicken and gravy inside I got the spicy gravy seperate \o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:10,
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I'm safe in the knowledge that I have jack shit(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:11,
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I'm sure your mate Stunned Poster will share(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:14,
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oh OH(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:17,
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During the world cup 2002 I was in a pub at 6am with a pint, That just felt completely wrong
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:21,
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It's one of the only decent things about airports(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:21,
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Funny enough did that at EMA on the way the Amsterdam for a stag do, as it happened that was also during the 2006 Germany world cup.
I think I may have a 4 year early drinking problem :o
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:36,
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More like "this feels like a Thursday but it's actually Tuesday" weird.(
Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:35,
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Nail and head Al(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:37,
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'Weird - I normally have turps for breakfast'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:54,
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So anyway now here at the bottom of the thread where no-one will look, it's SECRET CONFESSION time(
Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:46,
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Right I'm off to the Social Media Planning MeetingG'NIGHT EVERYONE
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Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:53,
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HI I'M BACK the meeting was quicker than I thought it would be(
Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:38,
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I kill orgasms when I go dogging.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:57,
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I think I meant to post this down there*shrugs and sips pint*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:58,
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I can't kill dogs unless I orgasm first(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:53,
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My orgasms emit a high frequency tone which kills dogs(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:54,
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I have a confession to make:I rather like this week's image challenge.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:18,
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