What's your favorite Val Kilmer film?
alt: What is your favourite Val Kilmer quote?

altalt: Do you prefer old fat Val Kilmer, or young slim Val Kilmer?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:41, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The Saint
"HI, I'm Val Kilmer"

altalt:
Both
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Batman Forever

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)

was he the batman with big nipples?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I didn't watch THAT version

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)

He did a decent Jim Morrison
But Tombstone is my Fav.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Top Gun
Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang
Tombstone
Heat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Actually this^
He looked more like Jim Morrison than Jim Morrison
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)

That Doors film is fucking dismal.
I'd never seen it until recently, and made it about 20 mins in before switching off as I was cringing so hard I thought I was going to have a seizure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Alt: "Hello Naked ape you're a bent spastic"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)

citation needed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Here be spastics
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Hahaha
Almost as good as the popular page at the moment
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)

True Romance
Altalt: I prefer his ex-wife.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)

He's no Stephen Seagal..

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)

He's no Jean Claude either.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)

*drops into splits and goes for nut punch*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Worst drink EVAH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

no ideA
have you seen this new Samantha brick claiming she is too beautiful to work? she is alright but only a 5 I'd say
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)

?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)

i can't post a link from my phone
but check the daily mail website then post it here for the inevitable lolz
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=&oq=saman&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4ACAW_enGB427GB512&q=samantha+brick&gs_l=hp..2.0l5.0.0.3.1458631...........0.AP03tn16j7Y
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)

FFS
She's a munter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

She looks like a needy attention seeking bitch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)

AND SO DOES SAMANTHA BRICK
tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I'm sure she did get some fat gaming nerds hitting on her if she worked in science
but suck it up love. waaaah waaaah I'm 33 and can't work because I'm average looking waaaaah
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)

She aint nothing special

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2327173/The-woman-claims-pretty-job-Graduate-hounded-sex-pests-jealous-females.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Pass the mind bleach please

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Those are pretty saggy boobs for their size.
Just passing idle comment since she apparently wants the entire world to notice her.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Third pic down on the right she looks like an Micheal Jackson impersonator

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)

zing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

She's just after five minutes of fame.

( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)

but inevitably the reply will be "you ain't all that love"
who would want that sort of attention
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Perhaps if she took a serious dose of STFU blokes wouldn't look at her and think "mad fucking bitch, steer clear"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Best/worst troll on the internet

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Top Secret
that's all
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I heard good things about that mobie
then i watched it and it was a massive pile of dog shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Porcelainlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

it's well lol, shut up

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)

this is the right answer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Willow
Alt: "Peck"

altalt: Both
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)

The best Val Kilmer is the Heat Val Kilmer.
I don't care how fat he gets as long as he keeps that peroxide ponytail.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I liked him in ghost and road house
I am mistaking him for patrick swayze
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

He's a good ghost now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

As opposed to a shit ghost?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Hahahahahaha
Best Zing of the day so far

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1968283
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)

ta

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

well I think we can say that this threazd has been a success

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)

It's better than mine.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I is listening to Rush.
Ace band. Wish I'd got a ticket for them now.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Dude, they're shit.
Apart from the intro to Tom Sawyer. The dude has the gayest voice this side of Jimmy Somerville and their pendulous progwankery is at best tedious and at worst arse-clenchingly shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

They're no Genesis.
Most boring band ever. Phil Collins is an annoying shit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Genesis, ELP, Yes, The Nice.....all NO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Did you ever reckon much to Amon Duul?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Not a whole lot
I always felt like I should be more into the old Krautrock more than I actually am. Couple of Can numbers and the first Neu! record are all I care about. I have an Amon Duul complilation (something about hamsters IIRC) but only played it once or twice. I bought it cos one of them (Dave Anderson?) was in Hawkwind for a bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)

I'm reading this like you read my posts about Dr Who.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Fuck this shit
Let's have some REAL NEWS

You may all now start breathing sighs of relief or disgust as appropriate.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Battered's modeling career certainly had seen better days

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)

I thnought that was Monty.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I like his jars.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)

This is witty.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Fuckin ell.
I pop back from America to see what's going on, and this is all you have for me? You should be ashamed of yourselves.

In other news, I've been to see the bridge where Teddy Kennedy killed that woman, and visited all the locations where they filmed Jaws. So there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Was it nice weather?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Up till last night, the weather has been awesome.
Yesterday we picnicked on the beach with alcohol, and I sunbathed for the first time in years.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

No one tried to re float you did they?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Zing.
I think I've missed you most of all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Try a 12 gauge next time
they cover a greater area
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)

*snuggle wuggles*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Not too close.
I don't want to catch 'bent spastic'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I loved fat gay Kilmer in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

NEW THREAD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)