This is a shit question and there's no Alt
Do it again please.

Open invitation to all b3tans who've ever wanted to punch me, can't sleep again, who wants to pop over this evening and knock me the fuck out?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:30, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*raises arm*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Bitch please
You couldn't knock someone out in a brothel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)

some
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

*asks mama*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I get this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

So do I but I'm fucked if I can remember who it's by
Lenny Kravitz keeps getting in the way which I know is wrong. On every level.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)

ladies love cool james innit?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

*tips Kangol hat*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Best comeback record by anyone, ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

*groans*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Why?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Why is it a shit question?
Why is there no Alt?
Why can't I sleep?
Why am I offering you all the chance to punch me?

SPECIFICITY, EAMES
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)

why do you want a kicking?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Cos I've fucking tried everything else

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

and you still can't get it up?
edit: I missed the sleeping part of your post. Do some excercise, have sex, read before lights out, take anti histamenes etc etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Why is it always about erections with you?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

because you hurt me that time when you couldn't perform
AM I SO HIDEOUS?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Should we answer this?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I would have thought he could hear me thinking it from there

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I heard he excercises one arm frequently.
Mostly while at work.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Honestly I've tried everything
All of the above, warm milky drink (behave), bath before bed. No matter how knackered I am, as soon as there's nothing to distract me my brain starts buzzing like an aggravated beehive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

have you tried switching off the lights?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

He may need some "Larry Youngs Fuel"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Have you tried digging the buzzing out with a knitting needle in the ear?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Maybe you should reconsider your industrial sad core drug binges eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

It's been 7 weeks
I reckon my system's purged by now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

long term permanent damage though innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)

I have to say
the only drugtaking that's had a long term effect that's noticeable to me is ecstasy, it's like I used up decades' worth of feeling good in a three year period.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)

To you, maybe
The rest of us notice a lot more.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Quite possibly

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Have you tried reading this?
b3ta.com/search/posts/33768/best
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

You horrid man
and on his birthday too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Nitrazipam 500mg and a glass of scotch

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I find the idea of a rweal life b3tan dirty.
Not in the good way.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Me me me me me!
Bit far to travel, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Worth it though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Plus if it works you'll need to come back every night

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Well, let me know.
Have to dash again now... leaving wifi area.

x's to you all
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Amyltriptaline knocks me out, can't remember anything from about 10ish onwards though and I wake up groggy as fuck.
It's quite fun to wake up to emails with Recipt in the title not knowing what you bought.

Last week it made me win a bid for a painting of a pug in a ghoastbusters uniform.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Been prescribed that
Made fuck all difference
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)

I think it needs to build up in your system, never heard it make no difference to someone before, but everyone's different.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

They don't come much more 'different' than this one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Yeah I took it for about three weeks then went back and demanded something stronger
The antidepressants worked but the side effects were fucking rubbish so I knocked them on the head
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)

It's a minefield. I ain't had proper depression in like 4-5 years, but I get anxiety problems.
When I was first OhWoeIsMe it took a really nasty year or soo to get the right one for me. In retrospect if I spent the insurance money on an epic whore'n'holiday year, I think it would have done me a lot better.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Mongy hash is your friend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)

starwarslolz

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

It certainly used to be mine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)