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A plaque has been put up in my local in memory of one of the locals.A friend to many and everybodys friend. I pointed out that the apostrophe was missing. It didn't go down too well. When did something not go down too well? Apart from YM obviously.
Alt, who next for the celebrity nonce list?
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/cyril-smith-police-probe-10-3999963
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This thread, right now.Alt: Daniels
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:23,
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Wasn't there something about his missus and an Alsatian? The dog, not the Frenchy.
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Hey monty, m.ents24.com/event/The-Magnificent-7-Fairfield-Halls-%26-Ashcroft-Theatre-Croydon-3367248.html
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1971148
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:28,
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You missed an apostrophe in "everybody's"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:30,
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When I dieIt is my biggest hope that one day, I might, just possibly, have a plaque up in a pub
'Good drinker - Theoban (1981-2013)'
ALT: Parkinson
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:31,
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There's nothing in this game for two in a bed Dozer.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 22 May 2013, 15:35,
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You can't beat a bit of Bully on a Sunday.IN JAIL.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 22 May 2013, 15:42,
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More libel from Dozer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:47,
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pfftdon't just repeat the joke
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:35,
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It's well funny on it's own, but when you combine it with TV from your childhood it's like lol squared.(, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)
As long as Evil Edna don't get banged up I can keep LOLLING(
Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:41,
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Katy Perry latest ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:44,
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i think some of her breasts are quite awesome(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:55,
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I suggested on a recent conference call that the customer's faith in us might collapse like New Zealand's top order#tumbleweed
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You know the funny thing about calling Kroney FrenchHe's actually from fucking Slough. We're effectively paying him a compliment here.
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I am from Guildford. I lived in Slough for one single, solitary year.
Jesus, shit really does stick doesn't it?
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Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:55,
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Left it on the floor of a public shithouse, eh?Common mistake.
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Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:59,
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Let's put it this wayIf you had AIDS for "one single, solitary year" it's fair to say the stigma of your poor judgement would follow you around for the rest of your (short) life. And getting AIDS involves less poor judgement than moving to Slough.
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Z to the I to the N to the G(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:00,
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Only 'cos no-one wanted to live there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:03,
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You know where else is cheap to live alone?THE FUCKING STREET LIKE A DRUG-ADDLED DISEASE-RIDDEN JEGGINGS-WEARING MUSIC SNOB
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NothingThis is an extension of a once-popular meme concerning Monty's parlous financial affairs. I'm quite surprised that you need this explaining to you. You're meant to be clever.
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i get it, don't worrying about Frenchy up there ^(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:51,
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That's because you are a gentleman of sophistication and refinement(, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Pahahahahahahahaha don't be ridiculous SportersDo I need a passport to enter your world? Where it doesn't piss it down constantly throughout summer in Britain? Based on the last few years we'll be lucky to get two games completed. England will win both though.
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pffftSooner or later the sky will run out of water and that yellow thing will appear once more
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:09,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yop62wQH498
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:13,
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Major Tom is a junkie(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:07,
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See aboveI honestly think that between the weather and the probability of one match in which the Aussies get every stroke of luck going and our batsmen implode, we'll only edge it. 2-1. Anderson is key.
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If kids were too fucking lazy to run/jog or even just walk away from that tubster SmithThey probably wanted to be nonced.
He was hardly going to chase after them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:52,
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Maybe he just lays in the middle of the ball pool and lets gravity work for him?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:53,
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he probably creates his own nonce gravity(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:54,
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The fast ones would be trying to do orbits to slingshot and break free (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:56,
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if it was Cryril would put his finger in it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:57,
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altI think it will be Bellamy... I am grubbling through the "lackof" undergrowth
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