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How much caffeine do you drink? I usually drink tea but I've got this cold-pressed coffee extract stuff that makes a fantastic Americano. 70% of the bottle is apparently the LD50 of caffeine though, so I try not to have too much.

Alt: I bought some bacon lardons to put in my chilli and it was excellent but I've still got plenty. What can I do with them? Recipes, for preference.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:31, 131 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

about 5 cups of coffee a day.
Instant, nescafe, 2 scoops, black no sugar.
alt: Carbonara
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Fuck me you just made me throw up a bit in my mouth

( Peej, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I usually can't be bothered to wait for the kettle to boil, so I just use water from the hot tap.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

ooh carbonara, good idea

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

river cafe recipe is the best I've tried.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

There's a whiff of the 'fruit woes' about this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)

At least I'm giving it a go

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Oh I dunno
Fuckloads. Lots and lots of freshly brewed strong coffee at work, Black no sugar.

And expresso at home made on my stove top expresso pot before and after work.
( Peej, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I popped out of the office for 30 mins
Why was there a massive deletion in the last thread?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

The usual reason.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I could do with a bit more information please
Who deleted and why?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Chompy because swipe.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Ohhh that old chestnut

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I blame The Ginges Harters.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Windy Pig
The lovely stuj
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

:( The LOVELY Win Pug is STRAWBERRY BLONDE!
NOT Ginge.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Ohhhhh that's ok then
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....Before I forget.....Dear Stuj........I would like lots of Sunshine over the weekend..FANKS


Panders
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

:D
*kicks Weather Machine*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)

I like my coffee the same as my diarrhea.
Hot and black.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

About 2 cups in the morning. Freshly brewed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Haha, I really am connected to the most hand-wringing network of people
The debate is slowly shifting from "These people are nutters not Muslims" to "Is it right to call these people nutters? There is too much stigma attached to mental illness"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

I think it's okay to stigmatise people who hack other people to death with a machete

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I think you may have got confused about who is being stigmatised here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF HIM OUT OF FROM DUSK TIL DAWN!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

The trailer for the new one 'Machete Kills' was meant to be released last night
Lady Gaga has a role in it apparently so all her fans were inconsolable*

*spakking out on twitter, "WAH, FML!!!!....etc"
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Pretty soon it'll be "Hey, at least they're not furries."

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I'm quite amused by this discussion.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

but sometimes you wring your hands
i don't know how to take this, al, i really don't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Thing is, this chap has a valid point, I have no idea of whether they are head spastics or just cunts
and he could have simply stated that and it wouldn't have gone any further, but it was the immediate switch to an irrational assertion that stopped me being able to leave it alone.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

"nutters" is the new n-word

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I take it back, The guy is a tool.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)

this was my amazingly deep point from the Deleted Post earlier
ALL people are tools. this is the only thing one can be certain of, in life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I bet they wouldn't have done it if they ate bacon.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

haha yeah
check'em
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Count so far: 3 milfs & 2 au pairs. WOULD.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Hahaha
What ever you do don't stand up
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

what makes you think anyone would notice?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Out of how many total?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

5

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Haha. Git.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I like end of lease day.
I've just got a new laptop. Well, not a new one. A free one.
( Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I hope you cleared off your old hard drive

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Oh no, I don't get issued laptops.
These are machines the company doesn't need anymore. The HDD's been scrubbed. Handy for media use, I won't have to have the server in the sitting room anymore.
( Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I have a big black coffee at 10am on work days
Then a cup of peppermint tea in the afternoon
If I'm out for dinner or something I'll have an espresso after, but that's it
I am a LOW CAFFEINE DUDE well not really but sort of

Alt: Fry them in a bit of oil, not much cos they'll make their own. Then stir in some eggs and grated cheese and fry lightly. Pour out onto a warmed tortilla then roll up into a tight tube. Then try and jam it down your jap's until you feel the warm pig fat tickle the inside of your balls.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Old family recipe?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)

It's how I was made
My dad spunked pig up me mum and 9 months later, voila
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Alt: stick 'em in a bong

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Fuckloads
At least 5 cups of filter coffee a day and probably the same of shitty Nescafe

Alt:
Fry them with courgettes and garlic, then mix in creme fraiche and mature cheddar for nommy pasta sauce timezez
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I drink two or three cups of real coffee at work
but then drink instant at home. Laziness or workplace snobbery? I'm not sure.

alt: With everyone else on the Carbonara but also goes well with a simple tomato pasta.
(socynicalsohip, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Alt: Release them back into the wild.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I like my lardons the same as my diarrhea.
Greasy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)

+in my mouth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I like my mouth the same as my diarrhea.
All over YM.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)

you've got YM all over your face

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I've got HM glistening all over my face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I don't drink coffee, get all my caffeine from calming green tea with Lemon.
Lardons? More like HARDONS!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

what is a lardon?
is it like a bacon crouton?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Kind of.
I don't know why you care, what with your crippling fear of bacon.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

i have a voracious appetite for knowledge

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)

there's an obvious penis joke strike through here if anyone wants one,
i'm not going to stoop that low.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)

i have a voracious penis for knowledge?
silly pig, i'm a girl. i don't have a penis.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)

All the other Trannies say the same...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)

look,
if you're going to be like this, I'm just going to delete the whole sub thread and strop off
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Sorry Win Pug
o a ff n
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)

It's like Leary for the gay internet generation - delete, strop off and strap on.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Yes.
And they are lovely. I like them in cauliflower cheese.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Shove em up your cock end and shit out a pig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I have a filter pot in my office
so I tend to get through at least a litre a day.

but as has been said I have instant at home.

Alt gently fry with a shit load of garlic, then once mostly cooked, Butterfly a couple of chicken breasts and wrap around the garlicky bacon goodness. Serve with New potatoes and a side salad
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I do a nice stuffed chicken breast with soft cheese
I could stick some in there, that'd work. Mmm.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Shit
Have I inadvertently given good tips.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)