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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This is stupidwww.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/may/22/dishes-olive-oil-banned-restaurants-eu
What other stupidity can you envisage the EU bringing in at some point?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:07,
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That explains it. RobtheprickManuel has sold this place out to the EU as a trial. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:18,
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He doesn't need any help from the EU for that it seems. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:30,
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He's helping out the EU already with his sterling work in reducing the food mountains.(, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:35, Reply)
you have a real issue with other people's weighthaving seen a picture of your horrific gurning face, like the full moon made out of grease and sweat, i can see why
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:48,
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:25,
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For fifty three million a day i'd fucking hope so.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:38,
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I made a really nice dinner that you would like, taboolie with haloomi (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:38,
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i saw the pics, i agreei would like that
had haloumi with chilli in at the weekend bbq, all the carnivores were rushing to get their greasy mitts on my veggie goodness
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:44,
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I bet you some honey would work.I like meat, but I don't get people who think its the be-all-and-end-all.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:03,
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that's fascinating, it really is.Odd that one of OT's resident tubbos has expert knowledge of EU food rules.
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if you work in a demanding profession, you have to keep up with the updatesnot that you'd know. but one day you might hit that magic £20k pa.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:44,
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what, property law demands that you keep up to date with what's going on in the world of food?Course it does, Beauregarde, of course it does.
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oh god, it actually hurts to readyou think that only property law impacts upon property?
hahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:49,
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how does the olive oil situation impact on property then?I'm all ears.
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overall keeping an eye on EU law is good for international clientsyou don't know what the specifics are until you've read that day's updates
if you knew in advance, you'd not need to read them. nor would you need to practice law, as you'd long since have bought a winning lottery ticket with your amazing powers of prediction.
you utter utter helmet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:54,
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Right.So the olive oil situation has sweet fuck all impact then?
Got it.
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sighthe question was, why did i read about it. i told you. i am not quite sure how you claim this as an online win for team dozer, but you go ahead and treat yourself to a victory wank with your hamster.
in theory, it could affect some of my restaurant clients with restaurants, yet. in reality, they were not the kind of clients who were ever going to adhere to the laws anyway.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:56,
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Talking of law breakingI had some Stilton that was made from proper cow’s milk, not pasteurised shit, it was fucking delicious IN YOUR FACES EU
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:06,
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I had it on Sat. and here I am living and breathingno problems at all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:10,
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Crohn's takes a while to develop. Buy some shares in Andrex, that's my tip.
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I have a cast iron constitution and have not been ill since 1999/2000and simple refuse to be ill nowadays
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:20,
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no that's corn oil, christ keep up(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:54,
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According to my Italian friend, only the olives with <insert ugly stereotype> go into making 'extra virgin' olive oil. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:59,
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You're thinking of Corn (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:01,
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this sort of post just isn't helpful at all(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:45,
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sorryi can offer you a nice dish of vinegary piss instead?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:48,
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haha just saw the Sig. nice one(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:50,
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*deletes**whinges*
*does not donate money to site but still thinks owns site*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:54,
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Are you sure you don't mean Dozer here?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:00,
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is it sealed at source?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:50,
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of coursewhere do you think it comes from, greece?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:54,
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actually does anyone speak greek, that would be totally helpful to me right now(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:59,
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feta moussaka haloumi retsina that's about it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:59,
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I bought some retsina tonight. It was shite. Rough and not so resinated as I remembered.
Will try a different label.
Maybe.
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it's like drinking bathroom cleaner(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:47,
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And yet it's nowhere near acidic enough to descale the bog.Truly the worst of both worlds.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:52,
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DON'T COME HEAR BEING ALL ANGRY(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:56,
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LIKE I GIVA FLYING FOOK(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:02,
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My missus is fairly fluent in the language.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 May 2013, 21:49,
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I don't really care tbhI'm just here to call people cunts, is that ok?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:49,
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Why on earth would you want to dip your food in oil anyway?Just the thought of it is making me gip a bit.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:27,
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Oh you uncultured Northerners.I'd describe you as 'funny' if it wasn't so desperately sad.
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Nothing says "culture" quite like a heart attack.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:31,
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And how many deep fried Mars Bars have you had today? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:37,
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throw it on the floor in disgust and ask for a bowl of tomato sauce instead(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:38,
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When did you last carrot the pastie??????ifyouknowhatimean
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:55,
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Off the subject entirely but has anything exciting happened recently?Any breakdowns or anything? Been rather busy, I'm afraid - and there's not really enough spare time in life to look at the LOL posts.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:06,
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There is one going off on QOTW as we sit and type(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:08,
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I have a rare morning off tomorrow.I might study it at my leisure.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:12,
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Anything new on the portfolio?I had 6 weeks worth of work go down the pan
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:13,
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You keep mistaking me for a property mogul. I have a handful of student rentals, a couple of nice ones and a fucked boat that will make a lot of money when we work out why it sags at the arse end.
Edit - how did six work go down the pan?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:19,
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Search shows me I already told you about itLottery funding for the castle renovation fell through.
But thats a moat point
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:23,
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You have to understand that if I'm posting on b3ta, I'm pissed.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:31,
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Baileys I hopeI had my first hangover in years this morning and seem to have lost track of what happened from 8.30pm last night till I woke this morning, the wife has been alright with me since I got in so I guess I didn't make complete tit of myself.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:36,
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Stick to getting zinged by Pooflake coppertop(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:46,
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anyway I would have had them all(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:46,
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apart from Janetshe scares me :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:48,
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Pooflake has had a spastic episode over on QOTW.Dunno if there's been anything else.
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Andrew Marr is having a BERTDOWN(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:10,
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Over 12 hours and it's still goingwww.b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1974955
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:59,
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fucking hell...I managed about half of that(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:08,
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I hope you pissed on one little corner of the thread just to leave your mark(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:09,
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Good boy NakersNow "BACK IN YOUR BOX"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:13,
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alright TDIt's business as usual.
You've missed nothing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:51,
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You can say that again(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:55,
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alright TDIt's business as usual.
You've missed nothing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:03,
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Hey TuiBI bought Topgear Anthems 2008 for £1 on a car boot on sunday, just for Martha and The Muffins "Echo Beach" it's quite a good CD
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:08,
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2007 was the best one of them(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:13,
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I do hope you are not taking the pissI also have that one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:16,
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I heard they said that you have to be this tall -->to ride your mum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:49,
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Nakers you old dog where have you been?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:50,
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Probably been looking for his missing chromosome, eh?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 May 2013, 21:52,
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I left it in your mum's vag, with my watch and a complete boxset of "The World of Peter Rabbit"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:54,
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hahaSoz Davro that was funny
have a click
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:57,
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It's OK, it would have been wasted on you anyway.Also, your admission to a liking for necrophilia is a tad disturbing...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 May 2013, 22:02,
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it's the least disturbing thing about me o_O(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:10,
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Somehow I can believe this.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 May 2013, 22:13,
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workin : (4 day week, plus colleague on holiday, plus me on holiday next week equals misery.
also i looked in but everyone was being shit so i couldn't be bothered
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:53,
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Nah his mum will let anyone ride her, she ain't fussy.Alright Nakers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:53,
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I have had confit duck and Pinot noirso yeah, not bad. you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:53,
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I was about to ask the group if I should have another beerBut I figured you'd say yes, so I'm enjoying a Bier de Table* from my current favourite brewery, The Kernel.
* 'French farmhouse ale' apparently.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:02,
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I had two bad beers this weekend.They were malty, they tasted like Shreddies.
I like hoppy, citrussy beers.
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Orange juice then?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:07,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1976188
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:09,
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Ah, like lager tops.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:12,
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No, hoppy pale ales.Are you a beer bender as well as a tranny or sutin?
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Northern.Strictly brown beer.
Not gay. Manly stuff.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:15,
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He must be a bit effeminate, he mentioned lager top and doesn't seem to know about beer.(, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:16, Reply)
I can tell the difference between beer and orange juice though.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:20,
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You sound angry and upsetYou should go to QOTW to chill out for a bit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:23,
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I'm sorry that is to far WAY TO FARNow I'm upset
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:26,
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Yes, you're correct.I ordered a pint of beer, got served a pint of Tropicana and didn't notice when I drank it, as they do of course taste exactly the same.
You're on biting form tonight Wooders, you're rivalling Hartley Hare, you really are.
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And your ability to recognise a wind-up is on a par with Bella's or HP's.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:26,
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Shut up he just gave you the best EVAH complimentsee you are so funny tonight you're as good as me..................
.....Heywaitaminute
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:30,
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You know what you areGAY that's what you are
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:27,
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That's because you are both repulsive and to tight to pay for sexTypical Gay Scott
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:30,
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+t toot(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:34,
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What happened when the scotsman found a buried trumpet?He had to root it oot!
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*facepalms*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:35,
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NO, YOUN ARE AND YOU IS A CRAP DADNOW GO AND LOSE YOR JOB
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:39,
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I AINT TOUCHING YOUR DIRTY PROLIX(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:41,
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Yeah fuck that bicuity shit.I'm all over these massively hopped pale ales that seem to be fashionable to brew at the moment.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:09,
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i dunno what hops or malt tastes like if i'm honestsome beer is good some is not so good, that's it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:10,
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You know when you get a pint of pale ale and it tastes a bit light and citrussy? That's hops.You know when it tastes like shreddies? That's malt.
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I'm totes drinking a lot of pale ales at the moment.The good news is that Ossett brewery are going to be opening a pub in York, and Pivni are talking about opening a Tap in Leeds.
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i do not believe for even a second that they will bring in a law that specifies how olive oil should be served(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:30,
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Not if Popeye gets em first anyway(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:32,
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Dunno, imma gon contact Swipola to ask her to issue a solicitor's letter to confirm.(, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:32, Reply)
we need to get to the root of this(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:33,
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THEY WANT US TO ONLY EAT STRAIGHT BANANAS(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:34,
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Homophobic bastards(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:37,
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AND ADOPT A SET OF HARMONISED STANDARDS FOR THE GENERAL SAFETY OF CONSUMER GOODS, PLUS MANY OTHER CLEARLY DEFINED, INDUSTRY-SPECIFIC STANDARDS WHICH ARE DESIGNED TO AVOID A LOT OF CONFUSION AND NEEDLESS LEGAL WRANGLING
WHAT A SHOWER OF BASTARDS
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:39,
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ITS INDUSTRY SPECIFIC STANDARDS GONE MAD(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:41,
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if they had their way we'd never get to eat horse meat(
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