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yeah morning
I have a meeting tonight about potentially starting a new club night.

What are you too old for and really should face it and walk away from?

Alt: Let's hope dear old Pooflake has a better day today eh?
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 7:47, 235 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
That's been the most entertaining thread on qotw for quite a while
edit: and still going
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 7:51, Reply)
Link?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:08, Reply)
This
www.b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1974955
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:12, Reply)
I love 'andythepieman' his only contributions to QOTW ever are to tell people off for not contributing to QOTW.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Thanks for your contribution
Where the fuck have you been?
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Working.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Give him his due - he filled another thread with PIE CHAT and hardly any complaining.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:51, Reply)
Oh, AND R1n0f**3's joined in as well.
Presumably to TTT.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)
^ This ^
A lot of upset internetting on that thread - I rubbed myself raw.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:31, Reply)
That club night with "Big Daddy Kane"
I deffo felt to old to go to that

*puts on slippers, sits back and grabs pipe*
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 7:55, Reply)
What sort of club night?
I'm still a young man, so can get away with most daft things, although I should probably stop wearing band tshirts soon.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:09, Reply)
I still wear band t shirts at 39 :o(
I was going to do a 60s/70s night I think.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:23, Reply)
That sounds like it will be full of hipster fucking faux nostalgia thrift shop shit cunts.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Smoking.
Must stop.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)
You really should, poor micro battered will grow up with the lungs of a Victorian orphan
Edited to make sense
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)
Tangled?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)
Shit I genuine have no idea where that came from...nor do I remember typing it...

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Ninja it , no one will notice

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:25, Reply)
I think it might be early onset dementia

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:26, Reply)
I think it's the onset of Rabies
you have been a bit vague ever since that lamb bit you
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)
I can't believe that thread is still rumbling on

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:17, Reply)
No one comes out very well

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)
The original argument has been somewhat lost under all the trolling and counter-trolling

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:25, Reply)
The original post is clearly a very poor fabrication

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Best answer in that QOTW
www.b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1976353
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Really?
I thought getting upset and chewing on soggy internet bones were what shut ins lived for.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:25, Reply)
That's your wife you're talking about

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:26, Reply)
And what a lovely wife he is too.
He even has all his own teeth, quite the catch I think.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Give him a tenner to buy himself something pretty down the market eh?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)
huh?
That makes even less sense than your previous one.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)
I think he knows exactly what he's doing, don't fall for it Loaksy

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)
iphone auto correct

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)
I figured it out
phone dictionary autocorrect.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Wait, I've figured it out - is it iphone autocorrect?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:00, Reply)

tee hee
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)
is this terrible bullying? I'm not sure anymore
I'd better get upset just in case
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:03, Reply)
And angry, don’t forget to get angry as well

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:04, Reply)
*foams at mouth, bashes keyboard*

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1976386
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)
Cujololz

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Janet's certainly still gnawing away

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)
I am too old for fuck all, I intend to grow old ungracefully.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:24, Reply)
I'm too old for the sort of goings on which will be going on this weekend.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Bacon roll or granola?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Granola roll with brown sauce

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)
brown sauce? Fuck off

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Wimp

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Everything I do is dignified and appropriate for my age.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)
pass the doob brah

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Can I get guest list yeah?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
I don't think that is necessary for Pizza Express

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)
It probably won't come to anything now his contact details have been published by Anonymous.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
I get this

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
I've already been told I'm totes a VIP.
Suck it, Milton Keynes.

Although everybody was drunk when they told me. Chances are they're regretting it already and I'll get a "not the demographic" style chat soon.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)
I mean, they'll have all these youngsters in their drinking alcopops and enjoying
Monty's copy of "The Small Faces Decca Single Collection 1965-1969 Including the B-sides" and talking about their fixies and whatnot and there's me an Lighty sitting at the back drinking real ale with at least one of us in a non-ironic cardigan.

I can kind of see their point, really.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:23, Reply)
I mean, most of these kids will have parents who were in their twenties during the Eighties.
This'll be the music of their grandparents. It'll be like a living history lesson.

Oh God, I'm so old.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Thanks for the chat, it was cathartic.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Don't talk to him, he's old.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:36, Reply)
HI GUYS I'M AT WORK NOW

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Thank god for that, I was really worried

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)
Hahaha I can see that this will cause massive upset
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/universities-in-uproar-over-rate-your-shag-facebook-pages-8635173.html
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)
In other news, people are cunts to each other
all the internets have done is make it easier and faster to find out about it.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Shut up you CUNT

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)
KHAAAAAAANNNNNTTTTT!!!!!!

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)
There is someone on Jeremy Kyle at the moment..... and its because £90 has been stollen.
I don't mean to be a dick, but who the hell would call up Jeremy Kyle over £90?
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:31, Reply)
AA

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Weeks wages for some people

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Nonsense, everyone should be wealthy like Battered and Nakers.
What is wrong with these people?
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:34, Reply)
thick innit

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Oh, and it happened 'last week'.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)
AA?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)

A NDREW MARR
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:33, Reply)
WTHH :(

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:35, Reply)
chin up TuiB
There would have been about 15 AA answers if people were actually here posting, it was the easy answer
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)
+s

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1976473
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Andrew mAArr

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Fuck the lot of you.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Hahahahahaaa

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:35, Reply)
r to the o to the f to the l

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
pay review day
i got a very good appraisal and have a huge number of new responsibilities following the departure of a colleague who was not replaced, so fingers crossed. but still nervous.

when are women too old for long hair and short skirts? 40? 45? a way off yet then.

alt: that entire thread was shitty childishness...
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)
If your tits are poking out the bottom of your skirt it's too short and you're too old

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)
oh fuck

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)
and today's skirt is below the knee :(

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Morning B3th

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)
you're up early Beffy

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

tee hee
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)
i hope she mods your asses

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Fuck the pair of you.
/upset on the internet.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Can you tie them in a bow?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
ah so just a cheeky lab flap sticking out then?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)
"Tonto's Saddlebag"

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)
This seems like good advice

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)
i should have my own column

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
You are a monumental column

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Doric or Ionic?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
imagine if you and rory had an advice column
your readers would kill themselves
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Rory's more your 'motivational speaker' kind of guy

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)
nah, he's softened up massively since getting hooked up
lost his bite/backbone.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Do you think when Mrs Lyon provides him with some cubs he'll be a changed man, unafraid to cry?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)
all his garbage about how all women are just ticking biological bombs
and there he is, desperate to settle down and become the kind of middle-class 2.4 kids and volvo dullard he professed to despise...
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Gotta hand the family business on to someone.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I would actually pay to see this*
*the column I mean not the killing
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)
you would pay to see rory and nakers' columns?
nothing gay about this.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Get your mind out of the gutter
anyway gaz them and they send pics for free
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Dire Straitszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Cool what time are you doing the sandwich run?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)
i think you may have me confused with someone else

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I SAID NO MAYO

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)
and i said NO HARTLEY HARE
but he keeps coming back, like an unloved middle child
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
:(
mummy
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
They've disguised their constant passing you over in favour of male colleagues and saved themselves a bit of money into the bargain?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)
er hello
this happens in every business. EVERY ONE.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Not in stripping

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
that's for pathetic sad men, though

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
agreed

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)
you rang?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)
have you ever been to see a stripper?
stag do: - 5 points
with work/friends - 10 points
by yourself - 50 points
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)
-15 in total
1 x stag do (Brother in law)
1 x piss up

Fucking horrible places, I couldn't get out fast enough
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)
at least you didn't move in there

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)
I banned strippers from my stag do
Told the best man I'd go home if one turned up
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Ditto
mine involved a pub, beer, mahoosive steaks, whisky and cigars.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Then it was performed correctly

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)
I've only ever been on stag parties.
Four so far. I'm not really sure if the time where they were all "REEEE STRIPCLUBS REEE" and booked a hotel with a strip club in the fucking basement counts as two or not.

I'm getting sick of stag parties.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)
A stag do should just be a massive long piss up with all your mates

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Yeah.
Apparently I'm strange for finding the idea of dead-eyed Eastern European college girls desperately trying to shut out the indignity of what they're doing in order to make a better life for themselves excruciating.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Yeah, but they're totally empowered by it.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)
*high fives*

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I have had this discussion with a few chaps
I have never been to a strip club, and suggested that sitting in a room full of sexually frustrated men staring at the objects of their frustration wasn't really a pleasant experience. I thought I was in a big minority.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Not to us.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)
WELL QUITE
fucking men
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Is she blobbing again?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)
see this is the problem with kroney's patented blob argument
you can't use it EVERY SINGLE DAY
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)
If you could use it to get out of PE week in, week out, I don't see why not.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)
And swimming lessons

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)
i never ever did that
first, it would have meant telling the world's most sadistic, macho teacher. and that was just the female pe teacher. secondly, they made a mark by your name, so you couldn't use it twice in a row.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)
A red mark I assume?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)
A blob, in fact.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)
You seem a bit stroppy, here.
Does sound a bit blobby, if I'm honest.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)
You should have heard her yesterday
I was worried I'd married her for a minute
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)
well, you're wrong
so there
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Well, of course. I'm a man. I'm always wrong.
Typical female blob-logic.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)
blobgic

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)

b
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Wrestling, still a big fan of it
Should probably walk away from it, but feel no need to.

Customers are fucking idiots. That is all.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)
you know it's fake, right??

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Of course he does.
That was news in 1993, maybe.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Yes, I watch it the same as any other fiction on television.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)
That WWW wrestling or english?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)
WWE

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)
I have met the Undertaker and Kevin Nash
The TV gives you no idea just how fucking huge they actually are
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

huge bobbins
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I'm not familiar with that term?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
he's saying that wrestling is a massive waste of time for tragic teenage boys struggling with their sexuality

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)
I am indeed

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)
*nods maturely and sagely*

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)
+ a massive waste of time for tragic teenage boys struggling with their sexuality

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I'm no Owen Paul

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)
I love all the contemporary references we get on here.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)
This I agree with
I taken my son to one of the Smackdown events when he was about 6-8 and really into it, My mate who works for the BBC managed to wangle it so I got to go back stage
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)
you smack your children
you make me sick

*calls mumsnet*
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Maybe I make my children take smack, have you ever thought of that?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)
You never said you were Scotch

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)
I THOUGHT WE WAS FREINDS, AND YOU WENT THERE WITH THIS COMMENT
I hate you *runs off*
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Sorry man

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Look, just because hh has admitted being gay just up there, he's not opening his anus to you

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I'm quite fussy *sniff*

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)
^blobbing^

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:10, Reply)
I can imagine, fucking hell
My brother said the same about Martin Johnson, and they've got a few inches on him (fnarr)
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I'm far from being a short arse and they towered above me
I think Kevin Nash is 7'4"
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)
+ of massive bent sausage meat

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)
"professional wrestling" may be the most pathetic thing in history

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)
RIP MICK MCMANUS :(

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)
this means nothing to me

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)
oh vienna

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Better acting and storylines than most other shows on TV, mind.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)
yes, the acting is far better than that in "The Killing" or "The Wire"
definately, 100% better, yep indeed.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Definitely better than Coronation Street, Hollyoaks, Emmerdale, Eastenders, Casualty, etc though.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Apart from anything else, there are hardly any men in leotards in any of those programmes.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Ah yes. Wrestling.
The gay porn equivalent of 'Loaded' magazine.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Have you archived Poolake V Monty the final battle?

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)
I would if I could work out who's failing the hardest.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)
It's definitely me.
I'm just so upset and angry, you see.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)
I'll be honest here Monters, I couldn't be arsed reading it.
Any of it.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:15, Reply)
It's frightful.
I just said it was one of his weaker lies and it all went mental.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)
actually I think it's either Janet or that Ploppy fellow.
There's another chap who posted a load of replies at about 1 this morning who hasn't done great either.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)
It's Ploppy - although he does seem to be convinced that you have finally had your comeuppance meted out to you

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Ringo has now also informed me that I got 'zinged'

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)
OMG YOUVE FLOUNCED AGAIN

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Now I'm employing the 'legless defence' apparently.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Stop trolling us trolls

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I'm too angry to do anything else I'm afraid.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)
You kinda sound upset as well

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)
yer, I got zinged so badly that I crywanked myself to sleep last night.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)
So the normal routine then
ZING
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)
oh man another classic Harters zing.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Chalks another one up \o/

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Morning all
I built a trampoline last night
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)
my friends' kids have one of those
they loved it

they'd been on it 2 minutes before the 2 year old bit the 3 year old and there were many tears

they were promptly banned
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)
My two were over the moon
We left the old trampoline at our other house as it was knackered
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)

uilt lew
oline
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Well that too

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Is it really Poof Lake and not Poo Flake then?
I feel like my whole world's been turned upside down, dogs and cats living together etc

I'd go to your clubnight Mr Tyboyce
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Morning Wilf

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Does Wilf have any other names cos I can't place him Harts

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Denial
*winks* OK then
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)
CQ

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Yes I know who he is

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Oh him
He's not around much anymore is he?
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Not since you turned up, no

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Funny that

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)
The plop thickens

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)
i heard his balloon got stuck in a tree in Butan

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)
he seems to keep crashing in North africa

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)
I like this

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:18, Reply)
You'll be welcome there, young Mickey.

(, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

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