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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Almost lunch time thread
So the β€œMary Rose” is finally on display to the general public after a 32 year restoration,
What is else is worth restoring?*

Alt: I saw this advert for the first time last night, as a dad I thought it was well cool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyeDBZaxFa8
So adverts what was the best advert ever and why?

Alt:alt: Chicken Thursday are you celebrating it
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:46, 19 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
YM etc

I'd like to see a living museum of the tricorn centre, with guides dressed in traditional attire
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
they knocked it downa few years ago
soz to be the bearer
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
well the mary rose was found as a shipwreck and restored, stop being such a negative nelly

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)
tbh I hadn't read the question

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)
poor harters :(

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)
this is the least of that boy's problems

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
He could do with a kick in the nuts
Gluey that would make him more positive
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)
They knocked down loads of medieval streets to make a monstrosity
like that in my city
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)
alt: ghey*

*yeah i liked it too
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
alt ghey are my favourite band

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)
IM STILL HIP!!!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I so am, i'm listening to a chillstep mix at the moment, all the kids are into it

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)
How are record sales going?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
slow and steady wins the race OK!?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Oi, is this a Hare vs the tortoise thing
I would have had that tortoise if I was that hare
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
They're not
Still trying to sort out a launch gig
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Use Monty's Club Night as a self promotional tool

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Your're a self promotional tool

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Alright Bill.
How's life?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
I bet it costs a fucking fortune to get in
The Historic dockyard is great, but it costs an arm and a leg to get on the ships.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Become a Bucanneer and just board them

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)
When I worked down there I got onto the Warrior for free once
Not sure if I was supposed to, but no one stopped me. Got some great photos.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)
A pirate?
Costs an eye and a leg?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)
*parleys*

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)
*Angrys*
GRrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Can confirm this, went there last August, fucking hell it was expensive.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)
What about Buckler's Hard eh?
That's ace
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)
hahaha more like 'an arm and an eye', right Nelson fans?????

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
I'd like York city centre to be bulldozed and some Brutalist inspired shopping centres to be built.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)
They could call it the "Whip Ma Whop Ma shopping center"

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Sorry no
Unless you're trying to turn it into Coventry.

Would have to at least keep all the good pubs.

Better off raising the place at least 15ft I'd have thought.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
um, wasn't being serious.
People who buy houses in Fulford, Leeman Road and Skeldergate and are then mystified why they can't get adequate insurance are pricks anyway.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)
It's no "Whip Ma Whop Ma Gate" that's for sure

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)
shittest street in York

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Not sure that it counts as 'restoration'
but I'd quite like it if every time someone typed 'hun' into Facebook, they recieved a severe electric shock.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I've never bothered with Face book or Friends ReU.
dodged a bullet there I think
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Add to that list
free
iPhone
iPad
bubble
jewel
crystal
omg
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)
But how else would I get my free jewel bubble crystals for my iPhone and iPad?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)
omg

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
my brother is a huge Rangers fan and he was fucking fuming when I posted this joke on his facebook timeline:
What do you ask an upset Rangers fan?

R U ok hun?

One of my mates found this extremely offensive, so I just kept asking if he was ok and calling him 'hun'. It was well lol.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)
you have a very odd idea of humour

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)
seeing the deep spastication from Rangers fans was pretty lol.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)
this is my point
i made people angry online

what is lol about that? are you 15?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)
my brother is funny when angry.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)
This him?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)

And Click
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)
THE BEST ADVERT EVER WAS THE TANGO ADVERT THAT GOT BANNED

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Answers
This bike I have not mentioned even once www.b3tards.com/u/98480917b02b1414508e/frame.jpg

alt. Three fucking bastard shredded wheat? You fucking hard man!

altalt. Peri Peri Chicken for me! A whole chicken too!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Ahhhhhhhhh the Lego bike

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Its pronounced laygoes in America you know

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)
I was listening to some American tourists they pronounce Leicester
as Li Ses shire
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)
do you mean Li Ses Ter

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)
yeah summat like that
it was a bit like how when Nakers reads his mouth forms the words type retarded
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)
32 years to sandpaper an old boat!
Hope they weren't paid by the hour
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I quite like the Skittles ad where everything turns to Skittles

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)
The kiora advert thats to orangey to crows
is often mentioned here
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Fine for cows though

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I'll be your dog

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)
"I must admit, I didn't think much of Andy Dufresne first time I laid eyes on him"

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)
*golf clap*

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)
worst advert ever
i thought they must be advertising some really strong stinky fucking cheese
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)
The metal detector one?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)
nah, that's just your minge

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1978305
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)
i'm not the scottish one

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)
At least he is thinking about your minge

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Thats OK then

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)
fucking hell, what a dreadful thought
still, it would only be about squeezing his shit-encrusted hamster up there
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
WORST.TAMPAX.EVER

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

tee hee
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)
I can smell it from here, and it's not pretty.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
that would be the shit-dull tedium of your terrible "life" that you can smell
that or the hamster's cage. which is the same thing, in your case.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)
These Coke bottles with names on are shit
I can't find a Tattooine or a Battlecat one
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
tattooine or a battlecat????????
Starwars & He-man????
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)
pay attention harters

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Clicking this.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)
there are lots of rachels
but no swipes
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)
You should have named one of them Max

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)
+Shirley

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)
or Diet

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)
I still have no idea what this is about????????

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
PJ has 2 children
They have "unusual" names
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Yeh
She-ra and Mos Eisley
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Never have I seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)
HOHOHOOHOO you're my type of scum

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Yeh
Mumm-Ra and Caprica
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
wait are coke selling bottle of pop with names on them?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Apparently.
But only if you have a relatively common name.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)
When are they gonna sort the Titanic out?
How bad can it be?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)
It does have Winstits

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)
How is Porter WeePee?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)
All good, been trying to get her used to the lead and pooping and weeing outside.
It seems she was told off for passing and shitting, so has a complex about it, will only go when I'm not looking. It's taking a lot if patience to just watch her after she eats until she's so desperate she goes so I can give her a treat.
Although, with the overbite I hold the treat under her nose, and she can't get to it because of the funny jaw.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Are you gonna call her Porter?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Maybe you should stick to the training methods of its previous owner

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I don't really want her to poo in the corner where I might not find it for 3 days

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Apparently it's virtually dissolved away
only the rust holding it together.

Although some rich nutter wants to build a full-size replica
www.usatoday.com/article/news/1948935
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
So how did the Mary Rose survive?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Something about the type of mud it sunk into

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I went to see that when I was a kid.
It was a bit damp.

Alt: that's a sweet advert. I always liked the Diet Coke Wimbledon advert.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Diet Coke Wimbledon advert? linky please

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Anything I can do to help
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=diet+coke+wimbledon+advert&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Its a bit shit apart from the tennisball bikini

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)
If you like that sort of thing

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Well it doesn't really suit me

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)
When you were a kid?
They only raised it in 1982!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Was it 1971 when the discovered it?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
I watched them raise it!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)
B3thy was swimming around it in the 70's*
No I'm not calling her a whale
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Ohohohohoho
It was some time in the mid 80s, yer.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)
alright Beff?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Alright you.
Playing nice today?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)
always!
your accusations hurt me b3th
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)
I forgot all about this one, it was shown during the 1998 world cup
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YePFGhCC7ro
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Wasn't there one with the England and Germany teams having a match in a car park, too?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Yep loads like that, this was one of the better adverts though
I must try and find the banned Tango advert, many a kid got Tangoed at my school.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I liked the BlackcurrantTango one.
Where the guy rants at the French and there's Harrier jump jets.

Not up on the memes, what's chicken Thursday?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Chicken Thursdays
Your Lunch should have an element of Chicken about it
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)
My lunch was sweet and sour pork
but I have a whole chicken tonight!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I saw barnyard porn, where a chicken got shagged.
There were also cows, dogs and a pony. Does this count?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)
why?
I had a bacon and cheese lattice thingy, with a salad. There was some egg in the salad however. Does this count?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Yep egg is counted for chicken Thursday

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I had lasagne
made with egg pasta, does taht count?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Yep

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)
you need to finger a chickens bumhole or your not in teh cool gang

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I reckon I'm a gonna stop having sugar in my tea
i only have half a teaspoon, it's time to wean completely I reckon
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)
KEEP US POSTED ON HOW THIS GOES MATE!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
well I'm half a cup in and I've not died yet

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)
FINGERS CROSSED

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I have not put sugar in my Tea since I was a kid
But I do have a tiny bit on Coffee
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)
sugar in coffee is rank

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)
& it's INSTANT Coffee toboot

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Only heathens defile their drinks with sugar.
Tea and coffee should be black also. Although hazelnut syrup is allowable in coffee.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)
black coffee five

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)
^this

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)
see we can be friends we have so much in common

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)
We should have a special private handshake or something.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)
we should touch our winkies together

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Earl Grey tens.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)
tea should be sugary and milky and sat beside a small plate of bread and butter and a full english breakfast the size of swipes arse
always
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)
What would you use as a plate?
www.seriouseats.com/2009/09/the-biggest-full-english-breakfast-in-the-world-marios-cafe-bar-uk.html
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
He said the size of Swipes arse
thats barely a snack
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Alt:
There was a really cool advert in the late 80s or early 90s for something like Reebok or Nike, where they had a white line diagonally across the screen, and it became something different as different sportspeople came across it.

That's not explained well, but it was a football touchline, then a high jump, then the top of a tennis net. That sort of thing.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Monty was told off SO many times for sniffing the TV

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)
POTD

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Are you mocking me again already?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
shut up

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Oh dear
It turns out that the bargain boxed set of cartoons that Bill Clay (ITIHRN) were listed on amazon by Monty:
www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B004S6E95O/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#RGQ7ZODHI6OJ6
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I can't understand why people get annoyed about that stuff and leave a bad review.
moany cunts, if it seemed to good to be true get over it.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I WANT MY FREE STUFF

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)
hahaha
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1974951
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)
New thread started.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Thank fuck

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Gonz has a new website
thisiswhyyourefat.com/
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)
*drools*

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:11, Reply)

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