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Almost lunch time threadSo the “Mary Rose” is finally on display to the general public after a 32 year restoration,
What is else is worth restoring?*
Alt: I saw this advert for the first time last night, as a dad I thought it was well cool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyeDBZaxFa8
So adverts what was the best advert ever and why?
Alt:alt: Chicken Thursday are you celebrating it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:46,
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latest was 12 years ago)
YM etcI'd like to see a living museum of the tricorn centre, with guides dressed in traditional attire
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:56,
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they knocked it downa few years agosoz to be the bearer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:57,
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well the mary rose was found as a shipwreck and restored, stop being such a negative nelly(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:59,
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poor harters :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:01,
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this is the least of that boy's problems(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:04,
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He could do with a kick in the nuts Gluey that would make him more positive
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:00,
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They knocked down loads of medieval streets to make a monstrosity like that in my city
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:03,
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I so am, i'm listening to a chillstep mix at the moment, all the kids are into it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:03,
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How are record sales going?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:04,
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Oi, is this a Hare vs the tortoise thing I would have had that tortoise if I was that hare
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:08,
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They're notStill trying to sort out a launch gig
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:08,
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Use Monty's Club Night as a self promotional tool(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:35,
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Your're a self promotional tool(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:06,
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I bet it costs a fucking fortune to get inThe Historic dockyard is great, but it costs an arm and a leg to get on the ships.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:20,
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Become a Bucanneer and just board them(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:24,
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When I worked down there I got onto the Warrior for free onceNot sure if I was supposed to, but no one stopped me. Got some great photos.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:28,
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A pirate?Costs an eye and a leg?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:28,
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*Angrys*GRrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:31,
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Can confirm this, went there last August, fucking hell it was expensive.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:55,
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What about Buckler's Hard eh?That's ace
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:06,
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hahaha more like 'an arm and an eye', right Nelson fans?????(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:07,
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I'd like York city centre to be bulldozed and some Brutalist inspired shopping centres to be built.(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)
They could call it the "Whip Ma Whop Ma shopping center"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:29,
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Sorry noUnless you're trying to turn it into Coventry.
Would have to at least keep all the good pubs.
Better off raising the place at least 15ft I'd have thought.
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um, wasn't being serious.People who buy houses in Fulford, Leeman Road and Skeldergate and are then mystified why they can't get adequate insurance are pricks anyway.
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It's no "Whip Ma Whop Ma Gate" that's for sure(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:49,
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Not sure that it counts as 'restoration'but I'd quite like it if every time someone typed 'hun' into Facebook, they recieved a severe electric shock.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:29,
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I've never bothered with Face book or Friends ReU.dodged a bullet there I think
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:31,
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But how else would I get my free jewel bubble crystals for my iPhone and iPad?(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:03,
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my brother is a huge Rangers fan and he was fucking fuming when I posted this joke on his facebook timeline:What do you ask an upset Rangers fan?
R U ok hun?
One of my mates found this extremely offensive, so I just kept asking if he was ok and calling him 'hun'. It was well lol.
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this is my pointi made people angry online
what is lol about that? are you 15?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:55,
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And Click
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:05,
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THE BEST ADVERT EVER WAS THE TANGO ADVERT THAT GOT BANNED(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:35,
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AnswersThis bike I have not mentioned even once www.b3tards.com/u/98480917b02b1414508e/frame.jpg
alt. Three fucking bastard shredded wheat? You fucking hard man!
altalt. Peri Peri Chicken for me! A whole chicken too!
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:39,
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Ahhhhhhhhh the Lego bike(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:41,
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I was listening to some American tourists they pronounce Leicesteras Li Ses shire
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:46,
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yeah summat like thatit was a bit like how when Nakers reads his mouth forms the words type retarded
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:52,
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32 years to sandpaper an old boat!Hope they weren't paid by the hour
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:40,
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I quite like the Skittles ad where everything turns to Skittles(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:41,
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The kiora advert thats to orangey to crows is often mentioned here
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:43,
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"I must admit, I didn't think much of Andy Dufresne first time I laid eyes on him"(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:45,
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worst advert everi thought they must be advertising some really strong stinky fucking cheese
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:49,
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The metal detector one?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:52,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1978305
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:54,
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At least he is thinking about your minge(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:59,
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fucking hell, what a dreadful thoughtstill, it would only be about squeezing his shit-encrusted hamster up there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:00,
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tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:03,
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that would be the shit-dull tedium of your terrible "life" that you can smellthat or the hamster's cage. which is the same thing, in your case.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:08,
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These Coke bottles with names on are shitI can't find a Tattooine or a Battlecat one
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:00,
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tattooine or a battlecat????????Starwars & He-man????
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:02,
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I still have no idea what this is about????????(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:34,
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PJ has 2 childrenThey have "unusual" names
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:34,
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Never have I seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:36,
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HOHOHOOHOO you're my type of scum(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:37,
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhwait are coke selling bottle of pop with names on them?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:36,
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Apparently.But only if you have a relatively common name.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:42,
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When are they gonna sort the Titanic out? How bad can it be?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:35,
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How is Porter WeePee?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:37,
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All good, been trying to get her used to the lead and pooping and weeing outside. It seems she was told off for passing and shitting, so has a complex about it, will only go when I'm not looking. It's taking a lot if patience to just watch her after she eats until she's so desperate she goes so I can give her a treat.
Although, with the overbite I hold the treat under her nose, and she can't get to it because of the funny jaw.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:45,
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Are you gonna call her Porter?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:46,
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Maybe you should stick to the training methods of its previous owner(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:49,
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I don't really want her to poo in the corner where I might not find it for 3 days (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:58,
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Apparently it's virtually dissolved awayonly the rust holding it together.
Although some rich nutter wants to build a full-size replica
www.usatoday.com/article/news/1948935
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So how did the Mary Rose survive? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:59,
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Something about the type of mud it sunk into(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:00,
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I went to see that when I was a kid.It was a bit damp.
Alt: that's a sweet advert. I always liked the Diet Coke Wimbledon advert.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:37,
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Diet Coke Wimbledon advert? linky please(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:38,
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Anything I can do to helphttps://www.google.co.uk/search?q=diet+coke+wimbledon+advert&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:39,
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Its a bit shit apart from the tennisball bikini(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:40,
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Well it doesn't really suit me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:42,
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Was it 1971 when the discovered it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:46,
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B3thy was swimming around it in the 70's*No I'm not calling her a whale
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:50,
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OhohohohohoIt was some time in the mid 80s, yer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:47,
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I forgot all about this one, it was shown during the 1998 world cupwww.youtube.com/watch?v=YePFGhCC7ro
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:42,
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Wasn't there one with the England and Germany teams having a match in a car park, too?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:47,
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Yep loads like that, this was one of the better adverts thoughI must try and find the banned Tango advert, many a kid got Tangoed at my school.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:49,
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I liked the BlackcurrantTango one.Where the guy rants at the French and there's Harrier jump jets.
Not up on the memes, what's chicken Thursday?
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Chicken ThursdaysYour Lunch should have an element of Chicken about it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:48,
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My lunch was sweet and sour porkbut I have a whole chicken tonight!
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:49,
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I saw barnyard porn, where a chicken got shagged.There were also cows, dogs and a pony. Does this count?
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why?I had a bacon and cheese lattice thingy, with a salad. There was some egg in the salad however. Does this count?
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Yep egg is counted for chicken Thursday(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:52,
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I had lasagnemade with egg pasta, does taht count?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:52,
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Yep(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:53,
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you need to finger a chickens bumhole or your not in teh cool gang(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:48,
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I reckon I'm a gonna stop having sugar in my teai only have half a teaspoon, it's time to wean completely I reckon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:51,
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KEEP US POSTED ON HOW THIS GOES MATE!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:52,
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well I'm half a cup in and I've not died yet(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:53,
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I have not put sugar in my Tea since I was a kidBut I do have a tiny bit on Coffee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:53,
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& it's INSTANT Coffee toboot(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:54,
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Only heathens defile their drinks with sugar.Tea and coffee should be black also. Although hazelnut syrup is allowable in coffee.
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see we can be friends we have so much in common(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:59,
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We should have a special private handshake or something.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:00,
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tea should be sugary and milky and sat beside a small plate of bread and butter and a full english breakfast the size of swipes arsealways
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:59,
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What would you use as a plate?www.seriouseats.com/2009/09/the-biggest-full-english-breakfast-in-the-world-marios-cafe-bar-uk.html
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Alt:There was a really cool advert in the late 80s or early 90s for something like Reebok or Nike, where they had a white line diagonally across the screen, and it became something different as different sportspeople came across it.
That's not explained well, but it was a football touchline, then a high jump, then the top of a tennis net. That sort of thing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:59,
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Monty was told off SO many times for sniffing the TV(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:01,
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Oh dearIt turns out that the bargain boxed set of cartoons that Bill Clay (ITIHRN) were listed on amazon by Monty:
www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B004S6E95O/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#RGQ7ZODHI6OJ6
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:02,
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I can't understand why people get annoyed about that stuff and leave a bad review.moany cunts, if it seemed to good to be true get over it.
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hahahab3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1974951
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:08,
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Gonz has a new websitethisiswhyyourefat.com/
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