What have you had the "stones" to do recently that you didn't think you could or would?
I did My Mum. Never have you seen the back of a woman's head covered in so much vomit. And love piss.

I had the opportunity to fly a Gypsy Moth at Duxford this Friday and turned it down. Although I really hate flying I am beginning to regret it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:52, 68 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Imagine if Kronie was given the chance to fly it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Fuck just spotted this thread and I was thinking something along the same lines
:(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:01, Reply)

I did a bungee jump. I never thought I'd be brave enough to actually go ahead and do that.
Totally NAILZ here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Put the deposit down for a tattoo.
taken me 17 years ton get around to that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:01, Reply)

That's next on my list.
I'm really taking my mid life crisis seriously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Just Seventeen.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:04, Reply)

How did you know what I was getting?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:07, Reply)

And not yet a woman...

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:17, Reply)

is it this?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:08, Reply)

It is now!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Tandem skydive for my 30th. So not exactly recently.
BTW, fancy lunch next Tuesday?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:16, Reply)

isn't ist a bit early to be moving on?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Ssh. You never know Stunned's missus might be lurking.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:22, Reply)

For your 40th, do a skydive with a unicycle.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:23, Reply)

I am spending it at the zoo with micro.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:24, Reply)

I'm lying by the pool swigging sangria
And I bet I'm less pissed than you, you terrible disgrace.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Where was it you went?
Blackpool, or Cleethorpes?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:20, Reply)

She's currently putting the cunt in Scunthorpe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Scunthorpe is truly dreadful.
A mini Hull.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:28, Reply)

cardiff
Someone in seville called me a "redhead" today. I did not LOL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:29, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:30, Reply)

My ex referred to herself as a Strawberry Blonde.
Bollocks, you're a ginge.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:31, Reply)

mine is dark dark brown. couldn't be less red!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:54, Reply)

B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:11, Reply)

confront the reality of my flat situation
Now I have done so it doesn't seem quite so bad
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Had a 2nd online valuation today; just a grand less than the other one.
If I realise the price they suggest I'll still have 60 grand change once I have paid everyone off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Don't blow all that on music and drugs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Only about ten grand of it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:46, Reply)

I didn't after my last flat was sold and I won't this time either

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Feel free to buy me a nice new motorbike though. GSXR 750. Thanks xx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:12, Reply)

How much are motorbikes these days?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:16, Reply)

Variable, one like the one I've mentioned above is about 8k I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:24, Reply)

if you can find something else you like
Like one of those schemes where there is a gifted deposit and the developer pays the stamp duty or something, in a year or so you and lusty might be able to apply for a joint mortgage - if you had cash in the bank as well, it could all be good. Fingers crossed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:54, Reply)

my credit rating will be utterly fucked for another 3.5 years

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:57, Reply)

A joint mortgage though.
A two skin, blue skin one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:09, Reply)

Move to Wallsend, they're practically giving houses away there.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:10, Reply)

Alright DG.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:15, Reply)

Alright Jeff.
I see Jeffstock 3's a goer; if we can make it we will. Probably not know until nearer the time, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:17, Reply)

That's fine - I'll stick it on the calendar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:20, Reply)

Good stuff.
Right, I'm away shopping. Joy of joys.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:21, Reply)

Isn't it a bit of a shithole though?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:18, Reply)

THATS THE JOKE!
On the plus side it's got a lot of Roman heritage, which Monty loves.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:20, Reply)

Ah, humour.
It's the beginning of Hadrian's Wall isn't it?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:22, Reply)

Or the end, depending on your viewpoint.
The Roman museum there is quite good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Yeah just realised.
The name "Wallsend" was a bit of a giveaway.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:31, Reply)

Mate, just think of the Space Marines army you could buy with that. You'd have a fucking epic Gamesworkshop army.
Fuck it, for that kind of cash, you could get a Space Marines army and play them in Warhammer (instead of Warhammer 40k), and bribe the marshell not to say a word. Space Marines would totally win against wood elfs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:18, Reply)

I expect boyce would end up jamming his veteran sargent up his nose, for a laugh.
"try a saving roll now bitch!"
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:22, Reply)

yeah that sounds like the kind of thing I'd do alright!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:26, Reply)

got you down to a tee montgomery boyce.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:35, Reply)

I'm glad I don't know what this means.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:29, Reply)