Which comic book character do you identify with?
For me, it's the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. I have a lycra costume of Phineas Freak - it's a T SHIRT AND JEANS!!!! I thorougly recommend you get involved in that shit. When you put on the costume, or at least the *right* costume, you feel a connection with the character at an even deeper level that just reading the books. Not only that, but everyone else doing it feels the same way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:21, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dennis the Menace.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Gnasher
*cocks leg*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Want to go to Beanocon together?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:29, Reply)

GRRRRR

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Back in the day
I used to hang about with a bunch of other long-haired types. We used to regularly go to a local comedy night and the compere loved us as he could always fall back on a Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers gag if he was struggling.

Which probably went over the heads of at least half the audience...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:31, Reply)

I'm not sure you want to mock these people boyce,
some of them have trained for years pretending to be spiderman, and can probably swing fromwebs and stuff by now. You better watch your back.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)

or at least
squirt a sticky white substance at you
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:36, Reply)

i don't know what you mean.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I don't think they go out very much, I think I'll probably be OK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:38, Reply)

fair enough,
I just worry about you boyce, you're such a delicate flower.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I'd be the sort of hero who sees something funny on the internet and repeats it in new threads for a few days until everyone is bored.
Don't know where I get my ideas from.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I get them from you boyce, that's where I get my ideas.


you're my muse
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)

It's no 'here's a link to the news, what do we all think' is it.
I really must try harder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

I watched Taken 2 last night.
That's a Film. I'm into Film. 'Member the "into film" meme? 'Member? 'Member Marathon bars?
( Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I got sent a disc of pirated films by a b3tan benefactor.
They were in a folder called 'really into film'.

Tru st0ry
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I only watch VHS, it's warmer

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Betamax or GTF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)

b3tamax

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)

*high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)

You're all wrong
8mm is where it's at
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)

All mine are on magic lantern slides

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Zoetropes are where it's at.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I bought the bluray. It was 11 pounds.
There was a nice message at the start of the disc thanking me for supporting the cinema industry, which was nice. Also, the annoying "would you steal a handbag?!" advert wasn't on it, which was much nicer.

No, I wouldn't steal a handbag. If I could make a perfect copy of the handbag, allowing the original owner to keep theirs and for me to receive a facsimile, I just might.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)

It would still be stealing!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)

But you wouldn't have the right to use the handbag, only keep it on a shelf as a backup.
Interesting choice of thing you'd steal, how often have you enjoyed mens penis's inside your bottom?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Every damn time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I've read this three times and I'm still seeing Monty starting a ridiculously emo thread about comics
Up is down, black is white etc, which should at least make the daily racism more interesting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)

There's a fella at my local, that when he is being racist, instead of saying the nationality or colour of their skin,
he just sort of waves his hand in front of hisface and says "you know, one of them" *wavey hand*
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)

He might not be racist
He might be homophobic. Or sexist. God you're such a bigot.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Plug

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Hi.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Ahoy hoy
Alright love?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)

tired.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)

It'll be the lack of sleep what done it
Late night?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)

yeah.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)

same here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)

me three

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Roger Mellie

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Bollocks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)

*ahem*
EAN + EGGING
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Paw Broon
I shaved the middle part of my hair to look like him* for an OAP BBQ (that sounds wrong) I was invited to. Ended up looking more like Willie Thorne**. :(

*lies
**not lies
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)

This is that rare thing where I could provide a considered and well-argued response and back it up with examples
but I suspect that might make me look like a bellend.

So I'll just say Fantomex and assume you can work the rest out for yourselves.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Morning Darth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Morning Sporters
How's the house coming along?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Almost done sir
Wood burning stove on 17th and double glazing on the 24th. Then only garden to do!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)

image googling fantomex cosplay
turns up some cracking Psylockes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)

That bloke who has the blonde wife with the massive jubblies in one of the redtops
Story of my life right there
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Helicopter prickname

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Nah, it's George or something

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)

George and Mildred

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Thats a TV one from the 70s isn't it?
Baldin guy with moustache. That ent me blud.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)

If Roota was still here she'd have something to say about Yootha Joyce now.
But she ain't.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Osbourne?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Andy Capp?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Hahaha
Both sides of the same coin I guess
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)

*stands up, points excitedly*
HEY! IT'S ENRICO PALAZZO!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I GET THIS JOKE!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Shirley you can't be serious?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Yeah, you know, a white guy with a moustache. About five-foot-ten

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111118224722AA2fCy6
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)

*moonwalks*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Fat Freddfy's Cat was always the coolest.
"Well I'll be dipped in dogshit"...
Although Wonder Warthog was pretty cool.
Viz used to have some good characters, most modern ones are a bit shit. I like Roger Mellie and Terry Fuckwit. I think Monty's a bit of an 8Ace though :)
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Bessie Bunter.
Morning, you lot of witless spastics.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)

* checks watch *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)

* taps watch repeatedly *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)

* holds watch to ear *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)

* still fails to believe wrinkly tits is awake before 3pm *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)

This MOAR like

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Fighting for your rights
In her support tights
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I like how she has little Biscuit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)

As long as I can be one of the main characters from one
Of Vadges DARK DARK Graphic Novels I would be happy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Now I'm thinking of "Vagabond"
as some sort of glue for fixing broken ladygardens.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)

It would be a 25ltr container and here is the sales line
"What it lacks in quality it makes up for in quantity"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Try "ClittStick"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

hahahahaha!
I'm calling POTD here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Oh I say

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Dilbert

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)

The bloke from the Matrix
Neil I think he was called
( Peej, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Buchanan?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Is he the one?
Perhaps, can he carry about 400 kilos of guns and ammunition?
( Peej, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

His "Attack" is very severe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

4eva in r Arts

( Peej, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)

He used to hang out round here

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Yup, Neil.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I think I have missed something here
I don't think that thing is "very much".

Fucking hell it's grey and cold here today. What are the fucking chances of that?!

I'd be penelope pitstop. Hay-ulp. Haaaay-ulp.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Well, she WAS always after the obviously bent guy in the flash sportscar.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

You rang?
Oh, sportscar
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

it's uncanny

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Hey monty
www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/06/05/head-down-to-hackney-for-pint-at-the-albion/

"On Saturday the pub, on Goldsmith’s Row, will be having a number of events to celebrate the milestone, including a bouncy castle, a dog show, face painting and a disco." Might be good if you have the little'un this weekend.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Sounds ghastly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I'm taking her to
this on the 22nd

Last year it was great. Big barbecue, live graffiti painting, breaking etc- it was like a proper old skool do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Are you turning Glaswegian?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)

The Vaporszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Hey Monty
I hear you were getting down on the wheels of steel last night.

Where you dropping some phat dirty beatz?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I sho' nuff was.
I did a six hour mix of all my favourite 'Scooby Doo Pip and Scrotal Sac' classixx
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)

sik nuff boi.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)

ph f eatz irds
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)