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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right you horrible bunch of cunts
who's up for a trip to the juicer?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:45, 175 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Bit early yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)
lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Nah, got homebrew and meat aint I?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Have you buit that new BBQ yet?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)
He's too afraid to stick a few bricks on top of each other.
Proper gaylord. The barbecue's probably just an excuse to get all his boyfriends around for a bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)
red hot poker games
and ring of fire playing in the background


Ifyouknowhatimean
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Nah still at work, I'll go get some bricks after work and then crack open the CAD programs

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)
You'll need to hire a JCB for your firepit
otherwise you're some kind of fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I'm going to dig it with a teaspoon.
Don't want to take no shortcuts.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Are you going to measure the area out in 30m cables

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)
I still think you ought to ask your landlord if he minds you building one
sometime in the future, have the plans prepared to show him
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Yeah go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)
It's your round

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Ah.

About that round...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)
NO YOUN ROUND

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Will there be a ruck?
I'll come if there's going to be a ruck
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)
*piles on*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)
*gets involved*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
CALM DOWN, EH!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
*looks at curly perm and shell suit*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)
THOUND!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1986609

r TH
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)
*dons sovereigns*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
*dons johnson*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
*dons henley*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
*dons cry for me
MARRgentina
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
alright, Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)
My thoughts exactly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Sorry guys
Got distracted by A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT and had to go and shout at them
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:14, Reply)
It was a mirror big lad
Just sit down
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)
ah the budgie effect

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Where is Bollocks Parrot when you need him?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)
hopefully roasted
and sitting on Ray Mears dinner plate
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)
If not we will let you start one
as long as it ent in Windy Pigs pub
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Its all fun and games until someone gets killed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Then it's just games

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

games fun
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)

gets killed dies in mysterious circumstances
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)
*hastily retracts accusation*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:12, Reply)
6:58 - minute too late

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Haha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
yeah
you shall have to treat me though......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
OI GARCON!
Half a shandy for the lady
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
in a ladies glass

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
sod that
After today I think i need a couple of pints of some turbo nutter bastard drink.Not in a ladies glass either!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Looking at the size of the glasses in your picture
it would take two bottles to fill one glass
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)
unless she is battered size and its all an optical illusion

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Pintolele

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Remember Father Ted?
When he is trying to explain the difference between things that are close up and things that are far away? That explains why the glasses look so big.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)
We never let facts get in the way

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Yeah you tell the tiny bird double H
She is probably one of them dwarf lot you see in the zoo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)
oi
I am 5'10" I will have you know.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)
You need to send tit gazzes to B-dog to prove this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:34, Reply)
*nice work agent Double H*
I haven't seen any midget porn for ages
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)
You are most welcome
*doffs hat*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)
checks inbox

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Battered will be there you know he has the hots for you right
I think he's booked a travel lodge and everything
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
well really
If he buys me a pint first I might entertain the idea. never been anywhere near a shorter man though.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)
You might not have noticed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Somewhere to rest your glass innit
silver lining and all
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)
and....
if his head is about waist height and he can breathe through his ears then we might be onto a winner.......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Breathing through the back of the head would be better, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)
No
A well timed squeeze of the thighs could suffocate him!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:22, Reply)
His 6 brothers would be really Grumpy then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Hahahaha
That's not the type of image you want to promote round here

especially when Chompy's around
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:22, Reply)
This gives men throat cancer
FOR SHAME WOMAN
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)
only from infected people
and I am clean....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:43, Reply)
er you are a girl
and girls a dirty and smelly

Sporters told me this
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:58, Reply)
he is telling you porkies
it is boys who are dirty and smelly which is why I throw rocks at them.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 17:04, Reply)
I'm in!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
out

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
shakes it all about

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
ohhhhhh man
I did a well LOL link in Battered TV post last night but no one saw it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
^ needy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Shut up and get that ROUND in

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Oh, god, yes.

/needs alcohol blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)
b3th!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Sportscow!
Get us a drink, will ya?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I'm buying for everyone today!
What'll it be?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)
I tell you what
I'd probably drink meths at the moment. If Monty hadn't already drunk it all, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:08, Reply)
I'm doing at least a bottle of red in tonight
Had what can only be described as a FUCKING SHIT day
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)
You have my utmost sympathies.
I am in what can only be described as FUCKING PAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Endometriosis again?
Or kidney woes?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)
This is carpal.
Either RSI or tendonitis or something. I've proper fucked my wrist / thumb.

You don't appreciate opposable thumbs until you can't use one.

I swear to god, I'm falling apart bit by bit. This time next year I'm going to be a brain in a jar.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Thanks Miss Uumellmahaye

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Man with two brains?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Correct

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Not seen that in years.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Much like my feet.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Neither have I
It was just the first thing that came to mind involving brains in jars (that isn't my garage)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
I watched "the Fool" a few weeks ago
one of th e few Steve Martin films I like
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)
I hate all of them.
He's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)
^this
With the exception of 'dead men don't wear plaid'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)
actually yeah I'll give you that

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Er I thinkyou are forgetting
Cheaper by the Dozen...


Sits back and lights pipe
Job done
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)

pipe fart
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:38, Reply)
I cant believe I chuckled at that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Only if you sing dirty sea shanties

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
There was a young lady called b3th
Her norks were at least double F
At home she did jiggle
Mr b3th did giggle
As she waited for his final breath
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)
hahahahah!
I wish I was only an F.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)
They may one in your size
metro.co.uk/2013/06/07/poundland-bra-for-1-sells-100000-in-a-single-day-3832072/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)
7

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Why isn't a Bra called a pair?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)
'cos there's only one?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Like a trouser?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)
What about a pair of glasses?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)
I can see, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:35, Reply)
+ clearly now the rain has gone

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:38, Reply)
worst punchline EVAH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)
It rhymed, OK?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Her knockers were 66G's
They hung right down to her knees
She could stand with a wrench
Flop them down on a bench
Underneath them was Parmesan cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)
SEXAY!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Ew.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)
She had to wear parachute bras
And struggled to get into cars
That internet mess
With the titanic ches'
And nips just like stogie cigars
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I'm genuinely sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)
seems unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)
I didn't say what I was sorry about

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Your countries conduct during the war?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)
How many countries are we talking about here?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Yup sorry guys
we tried our best but the parsimonious buggers kept breeding and we simply ran out of gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)
You can go off people, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)
I'll make it up to you somehow.
Is there anyone you want bullied?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:25, Reply)
That Monty Boyce.
He's a right cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)
INORITE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Leave it with me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Make sure you stab him in eyes. Repeatedly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)
I'm on it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)
^ this is the sort of go-getting action we need more of around here ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)
There's no 'no' in 'yes' - that's what I say.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)
However, there is a 'u' in 'cunt'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)
And a 'we' in 'Monty smells of wee'.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:34, Reply)
And a 'tragic saggy titted wreck' in Weston super Mare.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)
There's bloody hundreds of them.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Zululolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:48, Reply)
And delete his account and kill him.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)
No problem

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Her nips were the size of a plate
Breasts put her back in a state
She bore them with grace
With a strain on her face
But we all though they were great
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)
But all of us thought they were great

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Bollocks
I dropped this "t"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)
much better
I've just sampled the chicken jalfrezi currently bubbling away in the slow cooker, and now my lips have gone numb.

Think I might nip to the off-licence and get in some cans, it could be a burner.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Very wise.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Boll roll in the fridge.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Boll roll I take it thats some Polish invention
* hahahaha mocking typos since 74*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Fucksticks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I read this in the style of Boney M

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Tra laa laa laa la

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:39, Reply)
*looks like a sugar in a plum*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:40, Reply)
FFS
Had the washing machine repairman back today as he failed to fix it on Monday. It now stops coming up with an error on the display but the dryer isn't heating so it's still sodding broken. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:45, Reply)
did he use his big wrench

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:46, Reply)
*German accent*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Nope
replaced the drier heater first time and the doorlock the second time. Looks like the drier heater he fitted was duff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)
That's nothing.
Our house locked us in today. Neither of our keys, nor the spare, could open the door from the inside. Got a locksmith coming out to look at it in a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)
shutin lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)
weak old bones innit
not like us spritely youths
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Would you believe I'm already there?
Pity you're still at work really.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Thanks for that 'Michael Stipe'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Oh, you utter cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)
*cough* had day off *cough*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I hope you choke on a salted mung bean

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)
SHIT
The washer drier program is set using one of those "turn the dial until the bar across the middle points to the program you want" style controls, yeah?

Can you guess what I've just realised I did?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I guess you spent most of your time belming
and talking to your friends Ernie Roberts and Tom
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Oh nice

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 17:04, Reply)
I've heard it said that Midlanders are not really considered sentient.
They're really more like barely cogniscent chimps.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Is it
'pointed the wrong end of the bar at the programme you wanted'?

flid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:59, Reply)
*nose/point*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 17:01, Reply)
An eggy guff?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 17:05, Reply)
That'll be later
after the curry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 17:19, Reply)

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