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	Evil/Good Twin
 	I saw the absolute double of Kroney walking out of the Metro station this morning in Newcastle.  Have you ever seen your double?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:23,
	
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	 Nah, I ent met George Clooney innit
	Nah, I ent met George Clooney innit
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:24,
	
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 	Clooney Dawes
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:29,
	
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	 Da fuq man? I gots yer back blud and you do this? Ate two sport
	Da fuq man? I gots yer back blud and you do this? Ate two sport
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:31,
	
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 	Dawes Clooney
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:31,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	*dances a jig*
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:33,
	
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	 Yes, I have seen The Prisoner of Azkaban thanks.
	Yes, I have seen The Prisoner of Azkaban thanks.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27,
	
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	 Harry Botter
	Harry Botter
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27,
	
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	 Hairy botter PLEASE
	Hairy botter PLEASE
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:29,
	
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	 This isn't the Friday Ads Mon, show some dignity yeah?
	This isn't the Friday Ads Mon, show some dignity yeah?
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:30,
	
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	 Soz Wizbit
	Soz Wizbit
 	Dignity is something I lack, due to 'stones' shortage in my area.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:35,
	
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	 A 'victim of circumstance' eh?
	A 'victim of circumstance' eh?
 	Still sounds like cunt to me
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:42,
	
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 	prisoner of azkerban safe style windows adverts
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:48,
	
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	 I'm far too confused by all the new namers on here
	I'm far too confused by all the new namers on here
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27,
	
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	 I have one of those boring faces that even if I met my double I would instantly forget them.
	I have one of those boring faces that even if I met my double I would instantly forget them.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27,
	
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	 You look like the late, great Kim Jong Il.
	You look like the late, great Kim Jong Il.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:37,
	
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	 Even your face screams Milton Keynes mediocrity
	Even your face screams Milton Keynes mediocrity
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:49,
	
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	 Yes
	Yes
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:29,
	
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	 You could have given them a hat
	You could have given them a hat
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:30,
	
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	 TH doesn't share hats
	TH doesn't share hats
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:32,
	
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	 I have a double in a city just a few miles from where I live
	I have a double in a city just a few miles from where I live
 	I've never seen him but it definitely wasn't me getting off with that blonde tart about the bins by Burger King.
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 Peej
 Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:32,
	
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	 Yup, he was called Paul and he went to Lewisham College about the same time as me
	Yup, he was called Paul and he went to Lewisham College about the same time as me
 	We met once, it was very odd.
I can only assume he was the good one.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:33,
	
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	 I had this last night
 	www.channel4.com/4food/recipes/special-diet/vegan/spicy-lentil-pasta-sauce-recipe
	I had this last night
 	www.channel4.com/4food/recipes/special-diet/vegan/spicy-lentil-pasta-sauce-recipeIt was jolly good, but I'm gassy as fuck today. It's ridiculous.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:35,
	
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	 Tangles, give Chompy his login back
	Tangles, give Chompy his login back
 	/obvious
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:37,
	
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	 That's lentils for ya.
	That's lentils for ya.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:37,
	
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	 I eat them fairly often, never a massive problem, I think it's the mixture of lentils cinnamon and chilli that have kicked things off.
	I eat them fairly often, never a massive problem, I think it's the mixture of lentils cinnamon and chilli that have kicked things off.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:39,
	
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	 hashtag FartChat
	hashtag FartChat
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:45,
	
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	 There's dinner tonight sorted without a trip to the shops
	There's dinner tonight sorted without a trip to the shops
 	cheers
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:02,
	
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	 I have been told by a number of people that I bear more than a passing resemblance to Alexander Armstrong
	I have been told by a number of people that I bear more than a passing resemblance to Alexander Armstrong
 	Not just looks, but mannerisms too, apparently.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:38,
	
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	 He looks like he's wearing a pair of those comedy giant plastic ears.
	He looks like he's wearing a pair of those comedy giant plastic ears.
 	once you've noticed this, it's quite hypnotic.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:41,
	
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	 Just pointing out that my ears are nowhere near that fucking size.
	Just pointing out that my ears are nowhere near that fucking size.
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:02,
	
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	 Backpedalling eh? Nice one Big Ears
	Backpedalling eh? Nice one Big Ears
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:10,
	
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	 CURSES!
	CURSES! 
 	*covers embarrassment with massive lugs*
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:11,
	
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	 Did he look thoroughly disgusted at being surrounded by Mackems, or Scousers
	Did he look thoroughly disgusted at being surrounded by Mackems, or Scousers
 	or whatever that lot are called?
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:39,
	
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	 His beret shrugged at me
	His beret shrugged at me
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:55,
	
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	 Mrs tangle recently sent me a picture of a guy who was almost my exact face double.
	Mrs tangle recently sent me a picture of a guy who was almost my exact face double.
 	The notable differences being:
 - he was younger/less haggard looking
 - I can grow a better beard
 - his hairline was receding
Apart from that, it was quite terrifying to see.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:48,
	
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	 Fuck that shit LOOK AT THIS, JUST LOOK AT IT.
	Fuck that shit LOOK AT THIS, JUST LOOK AT IT.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50,
	
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	 I can't.
	I can't.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50,
	
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	 YOU CAN NOW
	YOU CAN NOW
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50,
	
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	 Wow, a red X!!!!!
	Wow, a red X!!!!!
 	EDIT oh, 
that.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50,
	
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	 Because you're worth it.
	Because you're worth it.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:53,
	
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	 Is this your Britains got talent entry?
	Is this your Britains got talent entry?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:53,
	
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	 Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?
	Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?
 	I'm particularly pleased that the Union Flag has been extended to cover all of the island colony to the west.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:57,
	
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	 Hells bells
	Hells bells
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:34,
	
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	 I have been asked on two separate occasions whether I am Zodiac Mindwarp.
	I have been asked on two separate occasions whether I am Zodiac Mindwarp.
 	(I'm not)
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:53,
	
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	 In all fairness, he's a worthless drug addled old shitcunt who's trying desperately to pretend that he's in Hawkwind, so you can see why people might think that.
	In all fairness, he's a worthless drug addled old shitcunt who's trying desperately to pretend that he's in Hawkwind, so you can see why people might think that.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:02,
	
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	 The idea of being 'on Hawkwind' really does appeal.
	The idea of being 'on Hawkwind' really does appeal.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:03,
	
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	 Morrocco was great thanks for asking
	Morrocco was great thanks for asking
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:55,
	
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	 Did you manage to get a smoke?
	Did you manage to get a smoke?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:55,
	
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	 The only time i was offered was by a man with suspiciously neat hair and a jaw as square as a comic book super hero
	The only time i was offered was by a man with suspiciously neat hair and a jaw as square as a comic book super hero 
 	It felt a little suspicious
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:57,
	
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	 Best to be cautious I suppose.
	Best to be cautious I suppose.
 	Midnight Express lolz
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:58,
	
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	 Richard Kiel is dead.  So no.
	Richard Kiel is dead.  So no.  
 	Although my likeness to an ugly Stephen Fry remains intact.  Just.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:05,
	
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	 USF! USF!
	USF! USF!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:06,
	
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	 Ummmmm
	Ummmmm
 	Richard Kiel as in Jaws? He isn't dead.
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 Peej
 Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:07,
	
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	 Really? I thought he'd 'Kieled' over some years ago!!!!!!
	Really? I thought he'd 'Kieled' over some years ago!!!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 I don't really, I think he was on the One Show a while back
	I don't really, I think he was on the One Show a while back
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:09,
	
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	 He's a right God botherer
	He's a right God botherer
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:10,
	
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	 Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.  
 	I assumed he was long dead.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:16,
	
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	 Stephen Fry being, as he is, well known for his rakish good looks
	Stephen Fry being, as he is, well known for his rakish good looks
 	that seems pretty harsh.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 I had a drunk woman insist I was an actor off of Holby city.
	I had a drunk woman insist I was an actor off of Holby city.
 	She then fell off her chair and got ejected from the pub.
Never did figure out who I was alleged to be.
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:16,
	
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	 Charlie the man fag nurse?
	Charlie the man fag nurse?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:17,
	
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	 Who?
	Who?
 	
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:19,
	
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	 It would probably explain why it never gets its rocks off with women...
 	b3ta.com/questions/fakingit/post197120
	It would probably explain why it never gets its rocks off with women...
 	b3ta.com/questions/fakingit/post197120
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:19,
	
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	 Wow, that was alarming.
	Wow, that was alarming.
 	
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:20,
	
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	 It's a toss up between a burns victim or someone in a hideous RTA.
	It's a toss up between a burns victim or someone in a hideous RTA.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:18,
	
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	 Probably
	Probably
 	
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:19,
	
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	 Bit early for a lunch thread isn't it?
	Bit early for a lunch thread isn't it?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:30,
	
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	 i've got a twin brother if that counts
	i've got a twin brother if that counts
 	
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 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis
 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:33,
	
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	 No
	No
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:34,
	
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	 This thread's a bit rubbish, BudBud old boy.
	This thread's a bit rubbish, BudBud old boy.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:41,
	
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	 The last one had conked out, much like this one
	The last one had conked out, much like this one
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:46,
	
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	 But enough about Stephen Fry's nose
	But enough about Stephen Fry's nose
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:47,
	
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	 i had dinner in joe allens next to him one evening
	i had dinner in joe allens next to him one evening
 	we were much more excited about it than he was
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:53,
	
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	 I saw him give a lecture at Winchester College when I was a teenager.
	I saw him give a lecture at Winchester College when I was a teenager.
 	It was 'quite good'.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:58,
	
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	 he's v bright
	he's v bright
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:00,
	
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	 i've been accused of everything from katy perry to caroline quentin
	i've been accused of everything from katy perry to caroline quentin
 	i look like none of them
what colour cardigran was kroney ii wearing?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:51,
	
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	 Funny, I would have thought it more likely this was your double
 	ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2010/02/15/2905044/DILBERTLTLPRINTSXIV.png
	Funny, I would have thought it more likely this was your double
 	ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2010/02/15/2905044/DILBERTLTLPRINTSXIV.png
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	 you're not far off
	you're not far off
 	(understandably, given that you are, after all, LOCAL)
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:58,
	
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	 I thought the consensus was you look like Kathy Burke's fatter sister?
	I thought the consensus was you look like Kathy Burke's fatter sister?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:58,
	
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	 your yoghurt-fuelled fantasies
	your yoghurt-fuelled fantasies
 	are not a "consensus"
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:00,
	
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	 I thought it was Bella Emburg
	I thought it was Bella Emburg
 	
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