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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evil/Good Twin
I saw the absolute double of Kroney walking out of the Metro station this morning in Newcastle. Have you ever seen your double?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:23, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Nah, I ent met George Clooney innit

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Clooney Dawes
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Da fuq man? I gots yer back blud and you do this? Ate two sport

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Dawes Clooney
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)
\o/
*dances a jig*
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Yes, I have seen The Prisoner of Azkaban thanks.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Harry Botter

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Hairy botter PLEASE

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)
This isn't the Friday Ads Mon, show some dignity yeah?

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Soz Wizbit
Dignity is something I lack, due to 'stones' shortage in my area.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)
A 'victim of circumstance' eh?
Still sounds like cunt to me
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)

prisoner of azkerban safe style windows adverts
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I'm far too confused by all the new namers on here

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I have one of those boring faces that even if I met my double I would instantly forget them.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)
You look like the late, great Kim Jong Il.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Even your face screams Milton Keynes mediocrity

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Yes

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)
You could have given them a hat

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
TH doesn't share hats

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I have a double in a city just a few miles from where I live
I've never seen him but it definitely wasn't me getting off with that blonde tart about the bins by Burger King.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Yup, he was called Paul and he went to Lewisham College about the same time as me
We met once, it was very odd.

I can only assume he was the good one.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I had this last night
www.channel4.com/4food/recipes/special-diet/vegan/spicy-lentil-pasta-sauce-recipe
It was jolly good, but I'm gassy as fuck today. It's ridiculous.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Tangles, give Chompy his login back
/obvious
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)
That's lentils for ya.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I eat them fairly often, never a massive problem, I think it's the mixture of lentils cinnamon and chilli that have kicked things off.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
hashtag FartChat

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
There's dinner tonight sorted without a trip to the shops
cheers
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:02, Reply)
I have been told by a number of people that I bear more than a passing resemblance to Alexander Armstrong
Not just looks, but mannerisms too, apparently.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)
He looks like he's wearing a pair of those comedy giant plastic ears.
once you've noticed this, it's quite hypnotic.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Just pointing out that my ears are nowhere near that fucking size.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Backpedalling eh? Nice one Big Ears

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:10, Reply)
CURSES!
*covers embarrassment with massive lugs*
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Did he look thoroughly disgusted at being surrounded by Mackems, or Scousers
or whatever that lot are called?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
His beret shrugged at me

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Mrs tangle recently sent me a picture of a guy who was almost my exact face double.
The notable differences being:
- he was younger/less haggard looking
- I can grow a better beard
- his hairline was receding

Apart from that, it was quite terrifying to see.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Fuck that shit LOOK AT THIS, JUST LOOK AT IT.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I can't.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
YOU CAN NOW

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Wow, a red X!!!!!
EDIT oh, that.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Because you're worth it.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Is this your Britains got talent entry?

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?
I'm particularly pleased that the Union Flag has been extended to cover all of the island colony to the west.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Hells bells

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I have been asked on two separate occasions whether I am Zodiac Mindwarp.
(I'm not)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)
In all fairness, he's a worthless drug addled old shitcunt who's trying desperately to pretend that he's in Hawkwind, so you can see why people might think that.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:02, Reply)
The idea of being 'on Hawkwind' really does appeal.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Morrocco was great thanks for asking

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Did you manage to get a smoke?

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)
The only time i was offered was by a man with suspiciously neat hair and a jaw as square as a comic book super hero
It felt a little suspicious
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Best to be cautious I suppose.
Midnight Express lolz
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Richard Kiel is dead. So no.
Although my likeness to an ugly Stephen Fry remains intact. Just.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)
USF! USF!

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Ummmmm
Richard Kiel as in Jaws? He isn't dead.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Really? I thought he'd 'Kieled' over some years ago!!!!!!

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I don't really, I think he was on the One Show a while back

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:09, Reply)
He's a right God botherer

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Oh, yeah.
I assumed he was long dead.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Stephen Fry being, as he is, well known for his rakish good looks
that seems pretty harsh.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I had a drunk woman insist I was an actor off of Holby city.
She then fell off her chair and got ejected from the pub.

Never did figure out who I was alleged to be.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Charlie the man fag nurse?

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Who?

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)
It would probably explain why it never gets its rocks off with women...
b3ta.com/questions/fakingit/post197120
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Wow, that was alarming.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)
It's a toss up between a burns victim or someone in a hideous RTA.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Probably

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Bit early for a lunch thread isn't it?

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)
i've got a twin brother if that counts

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)
No

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
This thread's a bit rubbish, BudBud old boy.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)
The last one had conked out, much like this one

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:46, Reply)
But enough about Stephen Fry's nose

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)
i had dinner in joe allens next to him one evening
we were much more excited about it than he was
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I saw him give a lecture at Winchester College when I was a teenager.
It was 'quite good'.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)
he's v bright

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:00, Reply)
i've been accused of everything from katy perry to caroline quentin
i look like none of them

what colour cardigran was kroney ii wearing?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Funny, I would have thought it more likely this was your double
ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2010/02/15/2905044/DILBERTLTLPRINTSXIV.png
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)
you're not far off
(understandably, given that you are, after all, LOCAL)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)
I thought the consensus was you look like Kathy Burke's fatter sister?

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)
your yoghurt-fuelled fantasies
are not a "consensus"
(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I thought it was Bella Emburg

(, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:07, Reply)

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