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I saw the absolute double of Kroney walking out of the Metro station this morning in Newcastle. Have you ever seen your double?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:23,
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Nah, I ent met George Clooney innit
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:24,
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Clooney Dawes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:29,
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Da fuq man? I gots yer back blud and you do this? Ate two sport
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:31,
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Dawes Clooney
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:31,
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\o/
*dances a jig*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:33,
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Yes, I have seen The Prisoner of Azkaban thanks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27,
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Harry Botter
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27,
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Hairy botter PLEASE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:29,
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This isn't the Friday Ads Mon, show some dignity yeah?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:30,
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Soz Wizbit
Dignity is something I lack, due to 'stones' shortage in my area.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:35,
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A 'victim of circumstance' eh?
Still sounds like cunt to me
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:42,
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prisoner of azkerban safe style windows adverts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:48,
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I'm far too confused by all the new namers on here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27,
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I have one of those boring faces that even if I met my double I would instantly forget them.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27,
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You look like the late, great Kim Jong Il.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:37,
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Even your face screams Milton Keynes mediocrity
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:49,
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Yes
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:29,
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You could have given them a hat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:30,
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TH doesn't share hats
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:32,
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I have a double in a city just a few miles from where I live
I've never seen him but it definitely wasn't me getting off with that blonde tart about the bins by Burger King.
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Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:32,
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Yup, he was called Paul and he went to Lewisham College about the same time as me
We met once, it was very odd.
I can only assume he was the good one.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:33,
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I had this last night
www.channel4.com/4food/recipes/special-diet/vegan/spicy-lentil-pasta-sauce-recipeIt was jolly good, but I'm gassy as fuck today. It's ridiculous.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:35,
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Tangles, give Chompy his login back
/obvious
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:37,
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That's lentils for ya.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:37,
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I eat them fairly often, never a massive problem, I think it's the mixture of lentils cinnamon and chilli that have kicked things off.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:39,
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hashtag FartChat
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:45,
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There's dinner tonight sorted without a trip to the shops
cheers
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:02,
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I have been told by a number of people that I bear more than a passing resemblance to Alexander Armstrong
Not just looks, but mannerisms too, apparently.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:38,
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He looks like he's wearing a pair of those comedy giant plastic ears.
once you've noticed this, it's quite hypnotic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:41,
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Just pointing out that my ears are nowhere near that fucking size.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:02,
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Backpedalling eh? Nice one Big Ears
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:10,
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CURSES!
*covers embarrassment with massive lugs*
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:11,
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Did he look thoroughly disgusted at being surrounded by Mackems, or Scousers
or whatever that lot are called?
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Kroney, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:39,
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His beret shrugged at me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:55,
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Mrs tangle recently sent me a picture of a guy who was almost my exact face double.
The notable differences being:
- he was younger/less haggard looking
- I can grow a better beard
- his hairline was receding
Apart from that, it was quite terrifying to see.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:48,
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Fuck that shit LOOK AT THIS, JUST LOOK AT IT.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50,
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I can't.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50,
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YOU CAN NOW
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50,
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Wow, a red X!!!!!
EDIT oh,
that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50,
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Because you're worth it.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:53,
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Is this your Britains got talent entry?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:53,
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Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?
I'm particularly pleased that the Union Flag has been extended to cover all of the island colony to the west.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:57,
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Hells bells
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:34,
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I have been asked on two separate occasions whether I am Zodiac Mindwarp.
(I'm not)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:53,
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In all fairness, he's a worthless drug addled old shitcunt who's trying desperately to pretend that he's in Hawkwind, so you can see why people might think that.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:02,
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The idea of being 'on Hawkwind' really does appeal.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:03,
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Morrocco was great thanks for asking
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:55,
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Did you manage to get a smoke?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:55,
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The only time i was offered was by a man with suspiciously neat hair and a jaw as square as a comic book super hero
It felt a little suspicious
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:57,
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Best to be cautious I suppose.
Midnight Express lolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:58,
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Richard Kiel is dead. So no.
Although my likeness to an ugly Stephen Fry remains intact. Just.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:05,
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USF! USF!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:06,
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Ummmmm
Richard Kiel as in Jaws? He isn't dead.
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Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:07,
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Really? I thought he'd 'Kieled' over some years ago!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:08,
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I don't really, I think he was on the One Show a while back
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:09,
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He's a right God botherer
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Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:10,
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Oh, yeah.
I assumed he was long dead.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:16,
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Stephen Fry being, as he is, well known for his rakish good looks
that seems pretty harsh.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:08,
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I had a drunk woman insist I was an actor off of Holby city.
She then fell off her chair and got ejected from the pub.
Never did figure out who I was alleged to be.
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:16,
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Charlie the man fag nurse?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:17,
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Who?
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:19,
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It would probably explain why it never gets its rocks off with women...
b3ta.com/questions/fakingit/post197120
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:19,
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Wow, that was alarming.
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:20,
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It's a toss up between a burns victim or someone in a hideous RTA.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:18,
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Probably
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:19,
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Bit early for a lunch thread isn't it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:30,
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i've got a twin brother if that counts
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:33,
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No
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:34,
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This thread's a bit rubbish, BudBud old boy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:41,
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The last one had conked out, much like this one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:46,
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But enough about Stephen Fry's nose
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:47,
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i had dinner in joe allens next to him one evening
we were much more excited about it than he was
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:53,
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I saw him give a lecture at Winchester College when I was a teenager.
It was 'quite good'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:58,
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he's v bright
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:00,
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i've been accused of everything from katy perry to caroline quentin
i look like none of them
what colour cardigran was kroney ii wearing?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:51,
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Funny, I would have thought it more likely this was your double
ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2010/02/15/2905044/DILBERTLTLPRINTSXIV.png
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:57,
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you're not far off
(understandably, given that you are, after all, LOCAL)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:58,
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I thought the consensus was you look like Kathy Burke's fatter sister?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:58,
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your yoghurt-fuelled fantasies
are not a "consensus"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:00,
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I thought it was Bella Emburg
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:07,
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