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	Evil/Good Twin
 	I saw the absolute double of Kroney walking out of the Metro station this morning in Newcastle.  Have you ever seen your double?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:23,
	
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	Nah, I ent met George Clooney innit
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:24,
	
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 	Clooney Dawes
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:29,
	
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	Da fuq man? I gots yer back blud and you do this? Ate two sport
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:31,
	
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 	Dawes Clooney
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:31,
	
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	\o/
 	*dances a jig*
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:33,
	
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	Yes, I have seen The Prisoner of Azkaban thanks.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27,
	
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	Harry Botter
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27,
	
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	Hairy botter PLEASE
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:29,
	
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	This isn't the Friday Ads Mon, show some dignity yeah?
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:30,
	
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	Soz Wizbit
 	Dignity is something I lack, due to 'stones' shortage in my area.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:35,
	
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	A 'victim of circumstance' eh?
 	Still sounds like cunt to me
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:42,
	
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 	prisoner of azkerban safe style windows adverts
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:48,
	
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	I'm far too confused by all the new namers on here
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27,
	
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	I have one of those boring faces that even if I met my double I would instantly forget them.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:27,
	
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	You look like the late, great Kim Jong Il.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:37,
	
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	Even your face screams Milton Keynes mediocrity
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:49,
	
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	Yes
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:29,
	
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	You could have given them a hat
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:30,
	
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	TH doesn't share hats
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:32,
	
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	I have a double in a city just a few miles from where I live
 	I've never seen him but it definitely wasn't me getting off with that blonde tart about the bins by Burger King.
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 Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:32,
	
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	Yup, he was called Paul and he went to Lewisham College about the same time as me
 	We met once, it was very odd.
I can only assume he was the good one.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:33,
	
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	I had this last night
 	www.channel4.com/4food/recipes/special-diet/vegan/spicy-lentil-pasta-sauce-recipeIt was jolly good, but I'm gassy as fuck today. It's ridiculous.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:35,
	
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	Tangles, give Chompy his login back
 	/obvious
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:37,
	
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	That's lentils for ya.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:37,
	
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	I eat them fairly often, never a massive problem, I think it's the mixture of lentils cinnamon and chilli that have kicked things off.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:39,
	
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	hashtag FartChat
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:45,
	
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	There's dinner tonight sorted without a trip to the shops
 	cheers
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:02,
	
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	I have been told by a number of people that I bear more than a passing resemblance to Alexander Armstrong
 	Not just looks, but mannerisms too, apparently.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:38,
	
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	He looks like he's wearing a pair of those comedy giant plastic ears.
 	once you've noticed this, it's quite hypnotic.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:41,
	
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	Just pointing out that my ears are nowhere near that fucking size.
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:02,
	
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	Backpedalling eh? Nice one Big Ears
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:10,
	
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	CURSES! 
 	*covers embarrassment with massive lugs*
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:11,
	
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	Did he look thoroughly disgusted at being surrounded by Mackems, or Scousers
 	or whatever that lot are called?
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 Kroney, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:39,
	
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	His beret shrugged at me
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:55,
	
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	Mrs tangle recently sent me a picture of a guy who was almost my exact face double.
 	The notable differences being:
 - he was younger/less haggard looking
 - I can grow a better beard
 - his hairline was receding
Apart from that, it was quite terrifying to see.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:48,
	
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	Fuck that shit LOOK AT THIS, JUST LOOK AT IT.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50,
	
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	I can't.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50,
	
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	YOU CAN NOW
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50,
	
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	Wow, a red X!!!!!
 	EDIT oh, 
that.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:50,
	
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	Because you're worth it.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:53,
	
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	Is this your Britains got talent entry?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:53,
	
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	Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?
 	I'm particularly pleased that the Union Flag has been extended to cover all of the island colony to the west.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:57,
	
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	Hells bells
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:34,
	
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	I have been asked on two separate occasions whether I am Zodiac Mindwarp.
 	(I'm not)
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:53,
	
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	In all fairness, he's a worthless drug addled old shitcunt who's trying desperately to pretend that he's in Hawkwind, so you can see why people might think that.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:02,
	
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	The idea of being 'on Hawkwind' really does appeal.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:03,
	
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	Morrocco was great thanks for asking
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:55,
	
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	Did you manage to get a smoke?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:55,
	
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	The only time i was offered was by a man with suspiciously neat hair and a jaw as square as a comic book super hero 
 	It felt a little suspicious
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:57,
	
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	Best to be cautious I suppose.
 	Midnight Express lolz
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:58,
	
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	Richard Kiel is dead.  So no.  
 	Although my likeness to an ugly Stephen Fry remains intact.  Just.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:05,
	
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	USF! USF!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:06,
	
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	Ummmmm
 	Richard Kiel as in Jaws? He isn't dead.
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 Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:07,
	
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	Really? I thought he'd 'Kieled' over some years ago!!!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:08,
	
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	I don't really, I think he was on the One Show a while back
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:09,
	
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	He's a right God botherer
 	
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 Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:10,
	
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	Oh, yeah.  
 	I assumed he was long dead.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:16,
	
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	Stephen Fry being, as he is, well known for his rakish good looks
 	that seems pretty harsh.
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 Kroney, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:08,
	
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	I had a drunk woman insist I was an actor off of Holby city.
 	She then fell off her chair and got ejected from the pub.
Never did figure out who I was alleged to be.
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:16,
	
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	Charlie the man fag nurse?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:17,
	
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	Who?
 	
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:19,
	
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	It would probably explain why it never gets its rocks off with women...
 	b3ta.com/questions/fakingit/post197120
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:19,
	
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	Wow, that was alarming.
 	
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:20,
	
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	It's a toss up between a burns victim or someone in a hideous RTA.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:18,
	
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	Probably
 	
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socynicalsohip, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:19,
	
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	Bit early for a lunch thread isn't it?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:30,
	
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	i've got a twin brother if that counts
 	
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 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:33,
	
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	No
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:34,
	
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	This thread's a bit rubbish, BudBud old boy.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:41,
	
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	The last one had conked out, much like this one
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:46,
	
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	But enough about Stephen Fry's nose
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:47,
	
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	i had dinner in joe allens next to him one evening
 	we were much more excited about it than he was
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:53,
	
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	I saw him give a lecture at Winchester College when I was a teenager.
 	It was 'quite good'.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:58,
	
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	he's v bright
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:00,
	
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	i've been accused of everything from katy perry to caroline quentin
 	i look like none of them
what colour cardigran was kroney ii wearing?
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:51,
	
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	Funny, I would have thought it more likely this was your double
 	ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2010/02/15/2905044/DILBERTLTLPRINTSXIV.png
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:57,
	
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	you're not far off
 	(understandably, given that you are, after all, LOCAL)
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:58,
	
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	I thought the consensus was you look like Kathy Burke's fatter sister?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:58,
	
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	your yoghurt-fuelled fantasies
 	are not a "consensus"
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:00,
	
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	I thought it was Bella Emburg
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:07,
	
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