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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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3 gigs in a row this week :)
Krs One and Immortal Technique, Thursday. Misty in Roots, Friday. And Macka B on Saturday. It's like a hat trick of live music. When did you last do 3 good things in a row? Or even more? YM doesn't count.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:04, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Are these some sort of modern, popular beat combo?
Because they sound like spastics.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:06, Reply)
I last saw Misty in Roots at the Treworgey Tree Fayre.
They clashed with Hawkwind so I only saw a few minutes. I was fucking fried on acid and they had Layz0rz.

Tru storee
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Wait...
You were at the Treworgey Tree Fayre?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:09, Reply)
I don't believe a word of it.
Everybody likes to say they were there, but they're all just posers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:11, Reply)
I fuckin was an' all.
I swear down.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Nice - apart from Macka B who I fucking loathe.
Hopefully he'll do that one about how black people don't get skin cancer so the hole in the atmosphere is LOL. He's not the brightest chap, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:07, Reply)
He's an irritating prick in that night garden programme and all.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Does a good facial though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:11, Reply)
He's done a few good things.
I saw Misty at Glastonbury because they were last on, they had to keep the sound and bass down. Which was a bit pants.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:13, Reply)
He was on my wireless the other day, praising Mugabe and calling white people crackers to a reggae beat
Bloodclaaart eeediot bwoy.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:21, Reply)
I've not heard of any of them, I'm afraid
I suppose the 3 meals in a row this weekend I ate count - Home made lasagne, Pork steaks, and chinese style salmon.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Fucking hell no wonder you are fat
What's wrong with a normal breakfast and lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:10, Reply)
That was over 2 days
Lasagne was Friday night, Pork was Saturday night, Salmon was Sunday afternoon.

Balls, forgot there was a meal between them, had a jacket potato for lunch on Saturday.

Also, I'll have you know I've lost weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:14, Reply)
He's not fat, he's big boned.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I had a cat called Misty when I was a kid.
She was a tortoiseshell and liked to rub against our Lego sets, knocking everything over. When we told her off, she'd meow at us and purr, the trolling bitch.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I did your mum, your dad, and then someone else you loved.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I expect that last one was particularly hurtful to him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:17, Reply)
It was weird, they asked me to wear a Bera Pookie thought the current QOTW a bit wank on mask

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I love you tangled,
un conditionally. Would you like a hug?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Cunt, arse, gob
In that order.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Woah KRS one
is DJ Scott La Rock with him?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)
No idea, not a big hiphop fan.
He sounds ok though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Where do these pricks get these names from?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)
They have right shit names don't they Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)
They really do, Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)
whoop whoop that's the sound of the police

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)
hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I'm glad you get it, 1987lolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)
he certainly 'got it'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)
I heard he was a pain in the neck anyway

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)
he did some Sterling work though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)
is this a thread about white cunts listening to blacks cunt's music
like it has any relevance to them what so ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Typical paki

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Is you saying HH aint no nignog Holmes?
For reals? Do you just assume everyone here is white or did I miss a poll or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)
That answer is in fact to the original post
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Piss off back to yer jamjar yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)
and thus a meme is born

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Black, white, yellow, no-one knows

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow..........
you can sing a rainbow too
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Wow you have a beautiful singing voice HH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)
*Unclenches fist from balls*
Fanks
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Battered can yawn a rainbow...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)
does inuit count as white?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)
I really wish I knew it, the answer I mean

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Aren't they actually blue?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)
My mate saw Chvrches last night and met them in a resturant before the gig.
I was really happy to admit I have no fucking idea who they are and that the girl looked about 12 in his rather creepy picture of him posing with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I like churches.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)
nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)
charlotte chvrches?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)
SIGN UP FOR MY B4SH PHIL FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)
^ NEEDY & UPSET

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)
^ AND ANGRY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I don't think I like the idea of online bullying.
Can't we all just concentrate on positivity?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Who's this cunt positivity then?
Imma gonna be all in his face
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I'm getting even more angry and upset now.
ANGRY AND UPSET, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I would only be giving you false hope!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)
But Phil it's made up.
That's the beauty of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I once ate 5 Big Macs in a row
but it wasn't good.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Oh man that's not cool.
Not cool at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I know, right?
It was after I'd watched Titanic at the cinema (first time around of course). All in all, not one of my best days.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Wow, one for the recycle bin there, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Indeed
I won't get that time back. Still, once I finally get to punch James Cameron in the face AND balls, it'll all be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Where you trying to impact your colon in some sort of ironic protest?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I had no sense of the consequences of eating lots of shit back then
I've since been in hospital a few times because of eating things I shouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Cyanide? Mercury? Conkers? Horse chestnut.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)
a shoe?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Bless you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)
^ my favourite response to Big Issue sellers

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)
COCK.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)
It's not NOT those things

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
He thought he;d booked tickets for 'Supersize Me' and was getting into the spirit of it,
you know, like those Rocky Horror cunts? But he cocked up the booking.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
That is a horrible thing. I am sorry life dealt you such a nasty hand.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Thx babe x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I'm on holiday.
It's quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Lovely
Time off's the best. The BEST, Windy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I'm off to Download festival on Thursday.
I might let my hair down and wave it around like I just don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I believe the youngsters call that "rocking out"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I am going to "rock" "out"
With my cock "out"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I've just started my 3rd delicious pint.
How's it all going round here?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Slow
Where have YOU been?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Been busy having a fight with ladypig and sleeping in the pub.
Not really, just been really busy, but I'm on holiday now so I'm drinking beer on an empty stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Which brew?
We have Moongazer on at moment, wish I had some money so I could buy lots of it!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)
There's a beer festival in the pub I'm at.
So far I've had harbour brewery IPA, XT brewery XPA, Orkney brewery Dark Island. Next will be a Maxim brewery Swedish Blonde.
Although I'm waiting for ladypig, and at this rate I'll be pissed up before she finishes work.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:24, Reply)
very nice
hoping to attend one this weekend. I think by far the nicest beer I have tried was Warlock by the Bristol Brewing Company. Had it in the Barrels in Berwick and never seen it since. Failing that Wadworths Corvus is nice too.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I know the Bristol brewery, but not the warlock.
I'll look it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I'm being needy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Anything I can do to help provide the attention you so crave?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)
CHOMPY IS A MASSIVE, SQUEALING GAYLORD
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/25080
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Fake? I really want to go :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
That's FAKE?!
Oh man now I don't believe in NOTHIN'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
You started it with your Gonz Day thread.
I need 11 more signups, do the right thing eh
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Totally signed up for dat shizzle, yo.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)
See, WP? It's easy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I'm not getting involved,
Emvee is a scary character. I couldn't face that wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)
It's cool man we're all going tooled up, gonna be like the terraces in the 70s, you know, Millwall etc.
Gonna be MASSIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)
What's a Millwall?
Is that the weird fantasy book about rats?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)
It sure is!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I won't.
I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I HATE YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I've dropped out now
You can take your fakery and your 'stones' and your fucking jamjar and eat some fake fuckin' 'grits' with HH for all I care.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
That hurts A LOT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Aint nuffink wrong with my grits

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)
This thread is shit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
No.
It's FUCKING shit. It does a disservice to shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)
^ This.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)
it's ok I'm back from my meeting now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)
THANK GOD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:30, Reply)
ENTERTAIN ME, BITCH!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:31, Reply)
soz gorra go and phone some fucker about some shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)
WTMF

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)
This thread sucks so hard
I'm going to go straight down to McDonald's and give myself Big Mac Colon in protest.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:24, Reply)
A Crappy Meal.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)
new thread

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)
YES
That's what killed John Wayne, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)

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