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EveningIt's only Tuesday. How did that happen - it feels like it should be at least Wednesday.
Wotcha doin'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:47,
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I agree, it should be Thursday by nowI'll decide it's Friday tomorrow, have a liquid lunch and snooze the afternoon away.
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Well, it isn't Friday tomorrow.If it was, I'd be having fish for lunch tomorrow, and I'm not. I'll probably have a sandwich.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:52,
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No no no.I can't imagine a fish sandwich ever being good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:56,
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Seems reasonable.Just as well it isn't Thursday, otherwise you'd have to share her with Captain Placid.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:53,
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He's just hoping she gets raped and kills herself.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:57,
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Why would I shag YM on a Thursday?Granny shagging's purely weekend occupation!
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Isn't most American beer generally accepted as being bad?I can't remember the last time I drank beer, tee bee aitch.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:59,
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not really, noThey do some good ones, just that mass market stuff tends to be shit.
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The last beer I drank regularly was Micheloband that was nearly twenty years ago.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:04,
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The ones I like are easy to drink.Mostly because they're essentially flavoured water.
I am partial to a pint of -/80 though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:06,
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I can't stand Bud..It's a horrible beer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:16,
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Budvar is nice.American Bud is shit. I haven't drunk it since I was a teenager.
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just got homeCooking dinner soon then watching more Breaking Bad.
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What kind of foodwrong doesn't?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:28,
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Gonz. He also adds kitekat, a melted mars bar and some mackerel pâté. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:12,
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About to go and get a curryAnd it ain't even the weekend. Imagine that!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:18,
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that's totes weirded me the fuck outDid you listen to that ALFOS mix?
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Er, I dunnoDid I? Was I supposed to?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:20,
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ah shitWhen's it got to be in by?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:25,
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Clive's Original Band?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:27,
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Close of BusinessWhat are you, a workshy public sector internet jockey?
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No just a fan of psych folk(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:13,
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Wow.A veggie curry.
I'll bet your kids are the most popular in their class.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:20,
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I'm not sure my dinner has much influence on their popularity.Could be wrong...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:22,
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I don't know what else could influence their popularity.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:23,
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I thought they were laughing with me :'((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:27,
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I bet you save a fortune in heating bills.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:29,
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Feel more like monday to me..I'm eating Pasta a La Quixote for dinner. and watching Moonraker.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:41,
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Positive days of the week only thread!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 19:41,
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No Mr Battered, I expect YOU to die.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:22,
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Well that's no good to me is it? IS IT?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:23,
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Recovering. Slowly. Last night not only involved about 14 pints and no supper, but also some strange reason raw pheasant eggs in a minicab office and some escargot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:09,
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I've finished working out there now. Keep up. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:17,
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Are there no Polish escorts in London then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:19,
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Fair enough, you know the scene better than I do.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:22,
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I've made him a birthday booking with Mr Sheen.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:21,
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Woo!I've not had an LTI in ages.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:24,
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I find this difficult to believe(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:29,
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No, don't JeffThere's hardly any fucker left on it these days.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:25,
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If it wasn't for your curry this evening, we'd be snookered for conversation.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:25,
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My exciting life has been keeping this place going for ages.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:27,
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Imagine how good it would be if you ate meat!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:41,
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I'm not sure the internet could take that much excitement.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:43,
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You asked for second helpings of lentils. On this very forum.
Is it any wonder your effluvial utterances drove others away?
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Your every post is an indictment of the scotch educational system.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:01,
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He must be very ashamed of you, I mean, the rest of the country is lovely.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:15,
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Colin Prick is filmed in front of a live TV audience.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:21,
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And he'd be right.Bar the 'Colin' bit of course.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:25,
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every post of yours is a damning indictment of the dual failure of mental health care on the NHS and the neglected products of the state school system.(, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:23, Reply)
HaI had to scroll up to see who this was in reply to, it could have been any of the posters from here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:50,
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One for Batteredwww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2339396/Lets-boatshed-Competition-Britains-best-huts-takes-decidedly-nautical-theme.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 20:58,
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I just split my hollandaise sauce AND those were my last two duck eggsfuck sake
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:23,
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That must have driven you quackers.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:26,
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I hope you run out of beer and weed.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:27,
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lolsa second away to drain the asparagus and boom, sauce ruined
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:28,
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I just bit into a peppercorn My eyes are watering
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:30,
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At least I don't shove them down my bell end and force the hamster to suck them back out (
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:33,
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your diets are getting more and more ridiculous(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:40,
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is it irony if a fat chick is constantly dieting but never loses any of her pendulous bulk?(, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:43, Reply)
HahaI am on a mental month this month. 500 cals a day and at least an hour's exercise every day. Work and a few other things have made me really unhappy/stressed and the control helps. Or something...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:44,
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yeah work sucks, plus it leaves me no time to excercise(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:44,
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It's hard to fit it inI walked home tonight, but that means I left for work at about 7.30 and got home at 9.30. Shattering. And I guess you want to get home to see the crotchfruit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:49,
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How terribly normal for you.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:58,
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I'm saying that Swipe doesn't even have a cat she can go home and project onto.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:05,
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Yeah, going on holiday is really stressful.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:46,
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the thought of being seen in her swimming cossie was giving her anxiety attacks(, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:46, Reply)
It is when it's only a weekYou end up working til midnight every night the week before and then being totally overworked when you get back. Humph.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:48,
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I know what you mean.I've been on about taking the Doris away for months, but there is never a good time to take time off.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:49,
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I've only had one two week holiday in the last few yearsBut it was totally worth it - after the end of the first week, you truly relax and stop giving a fuck!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:50,
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not done it in years, aside from a Christmas but that involves relatives so is not relaxing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:52,
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i don't have an alcohol problem thanksare you sure you're not battered?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:59,
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Some of the best holidays I ever had lasted 3 weeks.One week to get into it, second week thinking "Normally we'd be thinking about going home shortly, but we don't have to; get in!", and being about ready to go home late into the third week.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:54,
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Cunty Scrotum Bollocks?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:55,
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I'm so out of touch.That said, 3 weeks touring the west coast of America, followed by 3 weeks touring the far east was a chore; I'm glad i can't do it now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:59,
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Alright DGWhen it looked like my contract was going to come to an end, I started looking at renting a Spanish villa for a couple of months, as long as it had an internet connection, there was no reason why I couldn't find work from there.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:56,
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Bent. Spastic.That's all you need to know.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:03,
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'ow biss, Jethro?I've just received a very flattering character reference from an extremely high-ranking nun. I expect great things from now on.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:00,
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Not bad thanks.You get any feedback on those applications you made?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:01,
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Not yet, but the closing dates aren't until the end of this weekand the end of next.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:02,
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It's alright, 'The Internet'I'm back now.
EDIT: I know you're there, I can hear you breathing. Come out from behind those sofas.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:59,
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I can't get to my feet because of my asthma, miss.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:03,
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Yer.Interview thing on Thursday, so... you know.
Nothing major, just a 'it'll do' kind of thing. Needs must etc.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:06,
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Well-a well-a well-a oomph!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:08,
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Good luck.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:07,
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And you, with all the applications you've got out there.Soul destroying, ain't it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:10,
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It really fucking is.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:11,
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I has some right now.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:14,
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OMG!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:21,
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I have a beer!(I didn't want to be left out).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:23,
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I bet you're not as drunk as I am though.I didn't even realise I was drunk until I had to get up and look for something.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:34,
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At least I can see the top shelf at the newsagent.I heard you have to ask fourteen year olds to buy your Razzle for you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:07,
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I once found a bag of around 30 grumble mags stuffed in a carrier bag inside a hedge.I suspect that whoever 'hid' them there was mightily upset a few days later.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:14,
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Absolutely.This was in the days when grumble models looked like real women and not like pre-pubescent teenagers. So I'm told.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:19,
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You never see that on Springwatch.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:23,
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There's a TV programme idea for Dave if ever there was one.Grumblewatch!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:26,
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Neither does 'Deep Fried Mars Bar Cum Festival', so fuck off.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:21,
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Yer ma besht pal really, hic!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:24,
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Now you're just talking a load of keech.Excuse me, I'm going to fuck off now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:27,
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Nah, just knackered.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:37,
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Well, give her tits a squeeze on the way past for me, anyway.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:38,
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Good thanks.For the first time in months I can record work today as 'quiet good'.
So I'm having a beer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:32,
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