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WEEKEND PLANS THREAD
Go team Autism!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:30, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm going to eat all over the weekend

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:31, Reply)

all over
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:32, Reply)

weekend rich
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)
:o

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:35, Reply)
*shrugs*
If even I don't know what I'm talking about, you've got NO chance.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Curry tonight; mates tomorrow; lego, bbq and beer on sunday
Everything's coming up TWO HATS!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Including the rugby first 15
and the tramp from down the alley
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Bravo!

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:34, Reply)
*golf clap*

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:36, Reply)
get thee to the popular page

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Just don't let those mean lego faces get you down
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2340331/Lego-Minifigures-faces-cheerful-grumpy-fearful-disdainful-finds-study.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:36, Reply)
It's Lord of the Rings Lego, so I'm a bit scared if I'm being honest

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
im hear for u hun xxx

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Thx babe x

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
In-Laws
"does dance of joy"
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)
No plans tonight
Meeting a friend tomorrow, going to have a couple of afternoon tipples, then either go out, or come home (hopefully the second one)

Sunday is going to be a steak day.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Sunday may well be a late night trip down to Liverpool for me
Gotta be there early on Monday
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:38, Reply)
fucking hell mate
that's harsh, why in the name of Gazza's holy boots have you got to go there
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Oof, fun!
Whereabouts?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Speke ....

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)
I'm not pointing and laughing, honest.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Yep, 'cos your fucking fingers will get nicked

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
It's not that Speke is rough, per se
It's just shit.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Probably just follow the exact routine as normal, followed by some arranging of objects into straight lines.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Size ordered too?

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Always big to little

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Alphabetical
He has CDO
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)
I was going to finish the bike
But I finished it yesterday. Already not happy and want to change it
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Now now PJ
If you could refer to her as your Wife... Bike is such a derogatory term
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Ferrying kids about tomorrow
Then a Navy ball tomorrow night. Full highland gear on, 3 course meal and a free bar. Messy.

Sunday the kids are apparently making a special Father's Day dinner. God help us all.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Fixing some fencing with my dad.
Tonight I'm making Thai green curry with Monkfish and Prawns.

Tomorrow we might go out for an indian.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Tonight I'm dining at Chez Al

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)
you're giving her oral?

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Of course

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
We're all going Brussels, we're all going brussels, la la laaaaa, la la laaaaa.
We're all going on a, summer holiday.

I plan to drink my weight in beer that tastes unlike beer, eat my weight in chocolate and mussels and pom-frits.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Be sure to speak to them in French. They love that.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
what language do they speak there? I was just going to speak english loudly and slowly, and if they don't understand, i'll smash the gaff up safe in the knowledge that I've tried my best.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Flemish

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
A little, yes

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
So spit at them.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Just be sure to refer to the locals as
Walloon's they appreciate visitors respecting their nationality
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
I'm going to go around telling people to "Make it so" and face-palming myself.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_Belgium#Picard

(that's a star trek joke)
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
I see.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
half of them do

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
wow I don't wanna be on the same carriage as you on the way home

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
I'm not entirely happy being in the same country as you most of the time, let alone being on the same train carriage.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Prolly smash it tonight
Tomorrow picking up daughter late afternoon, lolz with her until 5pm Sunday, then GERMANY on Monday.

Fuckin' A, d00dz
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Ah, das Vaterland

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Sounds \o/
I have drinking tonight and Sunday night, so Saturday will be spent recovering, as will Monday.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Where are you going im Deutschland?

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
he's going to smuggle some wurst

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Berlin
I've been reading about 'museum island' and it makes my willy feel funny.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Berlin is really interesting.
Are you going on a Sunday? They do these amazing all you can eat breakfast buffets on sundays.

Word to the wise, the Stazi Museum is probably really good if you can speak fluent german, but if you can't, I wouldn't bother, but there is a really good one on the site of the Nazi Headquarters that is well worth a visit.

Also, the Brandenburg Gate is impressive, butif you want to go up the dome of the parliament building you have to book in advance and supply your passport details.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
This was in the news yesterday
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22886423
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Sadly not - Mon-Fri.
All my German comes from Commando Comic sadly, thanks for the warning and tips.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
RAUS!

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
+CLART

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
I doubt if shouting "ACHTUNG-SPITFIRE!" or "SCHNELL, SCHNELL!" will endear you to the locals much.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Yeah, well who won the war anyway

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
DON'T MENTION THE WAR!

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
I shall let you know

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Have some cake
and make sure to at least try one beer, just so you can say you did.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I don't like cake
I want to get some black market militaria. An SS dagger if poss.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
booze, food and maybe a jacuzzi, classy eh?

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
+Turkish sauna with happy finish by a Chewbacca lookalike

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Did I tell you all abouty my naked massage in Morroco?

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
hahahah what?

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Don't Monty.
Please don't. He'll tell it.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
But I want to hear it. How could I not?
Naked Nakers getting felt up by a gay-rab?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
In the first hotel we stayed in outside of Marrakesh i booked a massage
A middle aged Morroccan/French lady turned up and took me to the treatment room and told me to remove my swimming shorts, I was little perturbed but thought fuck it.

I waited for her to turn around, but she just stood there, so i whipped my shorts off flashing her the goods and lay down. she then proceeded with a really quite intimate massage that included my buttocks, I thought to myself she must be able to see my balls, and then this was confirmed when she accidentally gave them a flick.

she then saw my twig and giggle berries twice more when I turned over and when I got dressed again, she made attempt to look away at any point.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
+ prostate

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
+prostate

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
+MARRstate

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Oh rubbish I hoped it was off a hairy man.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
a middle aged Moroccan lady
isn't that far off mate
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I imagine a middleaged morrocan french lady has a fair bit of body hair though, if that helps

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
soz, she was fucking ugly if that helps

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
I ... I don't .. well ... I ....

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
I might even spend some of it with a girl if she's not gone mental
I should probably think of something fun to do
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
all girls have a core of mental inside them
some just hide it better than others
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Fucking right.
Some of them manage to hide it until you're married and the really clever ones, like Battereds mrs, wait until they're sprogged up too so they can blame it on "post natal depression". Like that's even a real thing.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
You So Sad

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
guilty lols

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I like to hide
MY mental core in girls...


EH LADS EH EH EH

Its funny because I am using the word Core to mean penis
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
True LAD

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I don't think proper LADs like him get enough recognition.
Someone should set up a website devoted to proper LAD behaviour like this.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
zoo.co.uk

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)

www.deagostini.co.uk/iloveLAD
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
yeah there could be like pictures of soap stars in bikinis
and tips on how to put a big exhaust on your car to make it sound faster
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)
YEAH - UP THEIR FANNIES, RIGHT?????
PHWOARRRRRRR - FANNIES!!!!!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
And BUMS
don't forget BUMS

PHWOARRRRRRR TITS (shit I might be getting side tracked)
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Getting over the food poisoning that I've given myself and og.
Doris is at home having vomited her guts up whilst I've only got the sweats and shivers.

Beautiful.

Don't trust my cooking.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
You Frenchies
and you love of andouillette sausage, they will be the death of you
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)
andouillette is disgusting.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)
She's in my top three cake eaters

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Did someone say cake???

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Tell that to Pierre up there ^
They fucking love eating shit
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I like a lot of french food; escargot, cheval, boudin blanc etc. but having tried andouillette once I will never have it again.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Imma put my head under a blanket and eat a steamed bird foetus.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Hide from god while eating
your drowned in Cognac birdy
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Are they multiplying?

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
He's losing control.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Struggling to work out what to do on Fathers Day now that weather is going to be shit. Original plan was outdoors-based.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Nice sunny day would have been good eh.
Fucking immigrants stealing our weather.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)
You know who's got the right idea about all that?
That Nigel Fish chappie.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)
He's the only one prepared to stand up for British people.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Looked at the RAF museum as micro is fascinated by planes, but I think she's too young to enjoy it.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
The one in Hendon?
I used to score hashish round there, the dude's house backed onto the police training place.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
That's the one.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
It looks alright but I never went in

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)
There seems to be quite a lot there:
www.rafmuseum.org.uk/london/
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Wow Monty tell us more!!!

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
dont encourage yourself Monts
with the levels of excitement you are generating you will look like Saville at a school disco
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
i encouraged myself all over your mum's face last night

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)
good man
I hope you put the soil back afterwards
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:34, Reply)
He's on fire this morning

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I fear I may have burned too brightly too soon

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Bright eyes burning like fire

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I think I will take her to this:
www.museumofchildhood.org.uk/
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Round the corner from my gaff innit
It's pretty good but doesn't merit repeat visits. Some creepy-ass Victorian dolls in there.

Bell me when you're there, dog.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)
^nonce^

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Yeah so what?
It's a free country
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Well that's got the prosecution stumped
add in something about you being a "freeman on the land" and you'll be untouchable
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Droit du seigneur lolz

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)

o ry
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Will do.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
HAve you thought about defacing a portrait of the queen?

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)
I did some painting with Micro on Monday, otherwise that would have been great!

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)


(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)
haha

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)
bravo

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
click

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Fuck you Sporto
I've just been press ganged into covering at work tomorrow morning :(
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)
+ my own face with the spunk of a thousand faceless strangers
at
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Sorry man

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I had a lovely hangover planned for tomorrow morning :(
I'll have to put it on hold
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I may get out to the pub tonight to see my good friend Mr Paul Daniels
He's just been given the all clear from Hodgkins Lymphoma for the 2nd time (apparently unheard of to get twice)
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Did he like it?

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Wouldn't have thought so

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Yes he did

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)
I have no plans whatsoever
I may consume alcohol at some point, though - I've heard it's fun and cool.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
it's for WINNERS
i think the affordable art fair might be on in hampstead this weekend - that's a great thing to do if you've just bought a new pad, plus hampstead is lovely to walk around afterwards (if you don't mind punching fucking gawping tourists and daytrippers out of the way, that is)
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Bit of a hike though
about an hour on pubic transport. I could practically go to Birmingham in that time.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)
And I just looked at the website
two categories of art - Under £500 and £500-£4000. HAHAHAHA fuck that.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:11, Reply)
I'm going out on saturday for the other halfs birthday.
Annnnd, that's about it, should probably do something for fathers day, might invite them round for dinner.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Where are you taking the mrs for her birthday?

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)
He's hoping to take her up the London Eye

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Oxo tower, surely?

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I thought he was taking her up the oxo tower?
It can be a little daunting, but after a few cocktails they should find the trip more pleasurable
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)
or MARRble arch

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:51, Reply)
her birthday was on wednesday, I took her to her fave chinese on Tues and cooked for her on Wednesday.
Saturday we're just going to a pub with a nice beer garden then i think she wants to go to a new bar that's opened. It's called cookies and cream, it looks shit if you ask me.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)
OH MY GOD THEY'VE GOT A SKOOL DISCO AND BATYWATCH NIGHT!"!!!!!

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Is that in Soho?

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Batty watch
O-o
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
yaaay

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Ah, the old Xmas Day scam again eh?
'Come round for dinner - I've emailed you a shopping list'
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I cooked cronuts for my girlfriend on her birthday. Bitches love pastry.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Bet you charged her for them and all

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)
She may have bought the eggs I used for the custard.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)
hangover iii and supper tonight
gym then over to essex tomorrow, then clapham for a bbq

gym then writing session with friend then sweaty yoga on sun

it turns out that the combination of not eating and bikram yoga makes you more high and dizzy than anything else i've ever encountered. it should be recommended to people who like drugzzz as a cheap alternative.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)

hangover iii and supper tonight
then over to es, then clapham for a bbq

gym then writing session with friend then sweaty yoga on sun

it turns out that the combination of not eating and bikram yoga makes you more high and dizzy than anything else i've ever encountered. it should be recommended to people who like drugzzz as a cheap alternative.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)
hi swipeypoos, y'alright?

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)
mwah x

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:01, Reply)

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