ULTIMATE SANDWICH
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:14, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

marmite and tuna

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Toasted bacon and cheese
with HP sauce and Colemans Mustard


End off
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Why would you toast your bacon.
You'd be better of grilling it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)

It wont talk!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)

URRRGGGHHHRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Meat.

( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Hot pork,stuffing and apple sauce

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)

There is a lot to be said for the toasted cheese with mango chutney sandwich.
But it probably isn't the ultimate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)

we are all creatures of change

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Rare steak, red onion chutney, rocket, mature cheddar, fried red onions

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I'll raise you one
Kelly Brook and Vanessa-Mae sandwich
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I see your Kelly Brook - Vannesa Mae sandwich
and raise you an Amy Adams - Isla Fisher
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)

I don't know who there are....
and I'm a bit apprehensive to google them at work
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Oh they should be fine
They're actresses.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Replace the mature chedder with a blue cheese and i'd be with you

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)

There are a lot of great Quorn products for sandwiches now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)

that is so gay

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Quorn on the cob

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Uni-quorn

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Y'know they do a Cornish pasty, yet they have passed on the opportunity to call it Quornish Pasty.
Stupid yurt pricks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Please die

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)

bear ham

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Dur ham

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:25, Reply)

As much cured meat as you can find
And some english mustard. Or horseradish. But not both.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:22, Reply)

I once made a sandwich that contained
- A rack of ribs (taken off the bone after cooking) with my own BBQ Sauce
- a load of french-fries
- pickled red cabbage (didn't have sourkrout)
- Coalslaw

But tonight I fancy a Rouben.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:26, Reply)

hmmmmm
a chilli wrap with houmous, haloumi, lots of roasted veg
a lightly curried egg mayonnaise sandwich on granary
three cheese and onion on proper white

or the hangover food of champions: microchips smothered in spicy salt and cheese and vinegar on anything
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Have you had those microwave chips where they're all sepporated out? They're fucking amazing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I made a rubbish cheese omlette last weekend (stuck to the pan)
so I bunged it in a floury bap. It was fucking lovely
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Don't mention the O word
you know what Nakers is like
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Belgian Bill won the 4.25 at 33/1

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Go back and edit your choice then call us all pricks for not backing it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)

I did consider doing that.
But couldn't be arsed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Lazy fucker

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I was just in belgian last weekend so I probably would have put a few quid on that.
Imagine if I put £10k on it !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)

JCVD?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:40, Reply)

* ? *

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Muscles from Brussels

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Do you usually stick £10K on a horse, purely on it's name?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I once stuck a tail on a donkey

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:46, Reply)

No, which is why it would have been so amazing.
But get this right, if I put £20k, I'd have so much more !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Fuck
I couldn't get out to put a fiver on it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Merguez sausage in French bread with Dijon mustard
Is the best thing ever made, period.

mmm oily and beefy.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Sounds a bit Ghey

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Certainly a bit middle class.

(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Well it's no fried egg sammich that's for sure

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)

A triple fried egg chutney sandwich mmm.

(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:50, Reply)

egg and chutney?
I've never even heard of that as a combination
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:53, Reply)

It's from Red Dwarf
It's Rimmer's death day and Lister suggests it when they are smashed.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)

oh you smegging cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 17:14, Reply)

A wise choice sir/madam

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Stop pitching woo on the fresh meat Sporty
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ABOUT THIS BEFORE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I'm wagering £5 on male due to "king"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)

But fuck off, I was here first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:43, Reply)

He's perceptive this one.

(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Exactly

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Beer, whisky, beer.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Me, YM, bed of nails.
She'd push back HARD!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Victoria sponge sandwich

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Square sausage, bacon, fried egg, brown sauce
*spluffs*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Square sausage is awesome
Butcher near me does it with black pudding in the middle, fecking amazing.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)

That sounds the absolute fucking business.
Where is that?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Little village near Kettering (Northants)
Damn good proper bacon too.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Not too local for me, but I might try to find that a bit closer to home
Cheers
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Jun 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Big Scots community in Corby
So the Asda there has a scottish world foods section, square sausage, haggis and iron bru. Better then the shite the polish eat.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Fucking hell.
I'm starving now.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Jun 2013, 17:09, Reply)

hello blue namer
I just read your best QOTW answers, they are shit, no offence
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 17:13, Reply)

shit is always relative
and it's time consuming to try.

by the way your's are rather good and that fills me with chagrin.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 17:15, Reply)

easy peasy
grilled crispy bacon, brie, avocado on ciabatta, with mayo and tomato
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 16:58, Reply)

pfft, like you can afford food
Hi Doris, yu'alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 17:07, Reply)

yeah
medications working correctly. You?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 17:18, Reply)

That sounds good to me !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Crusty bread...
... smoked turkey, encona chilli sauce and nutella.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 17:22, Reply)

You're all doing it wrong.
Ham, salami, pepperoni, aged gouda, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, onions, gherkins, black olives, friggitello, pickled beetroot, English mustard, mayonnaise and lots of black pepper on a crusty baguette.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 17:33, Reply)

ROSS KEMP ON RYE WITH HEMP
www.biona.co.uk/product-368-4.html
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 22:07, Reply)

cheese

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 22:43, Reply)