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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning Ot.
Rory's thread looks shit. Have we had a good weekend?
And suggestions for pub quiz questions please? I want something a bit different from the usual shite I churn out.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:37, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

thread FACE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

thread HAIR
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

thread COCK
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)
You're obsessed.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Maybe this was her weekend?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
I've never seen any of them Swipey.
Although these could be good quiz questions, albeit a bit existential.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Busy weekend, I am glad to be back at work.
Glasto this week. I will be redefining the phrase "fat mess".

What is Judge Dredd's first name? Joseph.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
typical Jew

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
An excellent weekend thanks. Spent almost all of it with micro. Some of it together with my wife & micro, which my daughter loved.
Re your pub quiz: 'what do the Japanese call a japs eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
German mouth innit?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
If people from Poland are called Poles
why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
People in Lewisham are called cunts though. So it's not all bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Badly injured or dead cyclist shut the centre of Lewisham this morning.
Two ambulances and 6 cop cars. Fucking resource sucking bastard cyclists.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Let's hope the cyclist died eh? Much less of a drain on NHS resources.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Was there much damage to your car?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
The targetting system was damaged

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I did a lot of sleeping had some dim sum and then played Settlers of Catan.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
High-end board gaming!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Settlers is a great game.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)

game way to treat the symptoms of mild indigestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I agree, but also hate how annoyed I get when I'm not winning.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
*rubs in*
Although I was feeling the same annoyance the first game
(socynicalsohip, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
What do Pope John Paul II, Kate Middleton and Colonel Sanders have in common?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I need to go out in a minute, so I'll leave the answer here
They're all members of the Order of Kentucky Colonels.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_colonel#The_Honorable_Order_of_Kentucky_Colonels
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
cor

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Are they the only people who know the KFC secret recipe?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Almost certainly
But that's not the answer on the card.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I don't know.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
I didn't know you write a pub quiz.
I'm just about to sit down to write mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
How many gonads does a whelk have?
The answer is one. One gonad.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
How many do you have?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
3

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
how many do i have and how many is normal?
also, what is a gonad
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
It's a missile detection system used chiefly by the US Navy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
It's a song by the Moody Blues

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Yeah, few times now.
I'm doing one section called eat , drink, play, put things in and wear. 5 words, you have to pair them up.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I'll suggest an answer: 'so the blind can hate them too'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Pop music question
In the mid-1980s three different songs made the top 10 in the UK chart, all with the same title, what was it? For bonuses name the song and the three groups or singers. For real cleverdicks, what chart position did each one get to in the UK?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
power of love OF COURSE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Huey lewis, Frankie and Jennifer Rush

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I don't know the chart posistions, who do you think I am, Paul Gambaccini?
(Frankie got no.1 though)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
I'm guessing Rush got top 3, Lewis top 5

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
So did Jennifer Rush.
For bloody ages.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Correctamundo
All made no 1 except Huey who only made 10 in the UK.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Isn't Google great?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Sadly for me Google not required.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
oh monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I know.
I just cannot leave the 80s behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
i went to a vintage fair yesterday,
and met a girl who does yarnbombing and doesn't wear any clothes that weren't made in the 80's.
needless to say, she was probably one of the most irritating people in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I do hope you gave the old 'pub bog treatment'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
i listened politely to all of her ramblings and then mocked her at the bar of my local pub later to relative strangers.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Near enough I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Me neither.
*old high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Not a hard question for those above a certain age

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
What's got 8 legs and a big, black cunt?
The A-Team
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
How many different clitorises can be seen when watching Confessions of a Teenage Lesbian?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
clitorii?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Bit early for me, but thanks for the offer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I remember YMs.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Floppy aubergine?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Who was the first non-human to win an Oscar?


EDIT: Jesus, you're all shit at this. It was quite obviously Mickey Mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Lassie.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)
The ape from Tarzan.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Harry, from Harry and the Hendersons
or that shit dog from that stupid black and white film.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Rin Tin Tin?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
King Kong?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Sidney Poitier.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
I can't lie, I am EXTREMELY pleased with that one

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Good weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Brilliant, ta, really fucking great
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Very good thanks. Lots of time with micro. Got the last few bits sorted in my new place etc.
Epilepsy was a bit ropey yesterday morning but shit happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)
At least you got your washing done, eh?
Amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)
This never gets old.
old

amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Meme in 'tiresome and unfunny' shock.
Colour me stunned.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Stunned doesn't have the time nor indeed the paint to complete such an epic job

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Thanks very much.
And with that, it's off to my last ever Computer Club.

Cop ya's.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)
sock it to him b3th!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)
I don't think Mickey Mouse has ever won an Oscar.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)
What am I?
Buiolt in 1911, named the Waterbird, I was Britain's first what?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
urinal.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Plane?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Flying boat?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Gun

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
It was a seaplane.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)
What is the closest cathedral to the London Eye?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
To the nearest quart, how much milk can be extracted from a dead walrus?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Who Flung Dung?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Who is Emilio Estevez's Dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Ramon Estevez

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Ainsley Harriott.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)
He was brilliant in Three of a Kind!
AWOOGA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Who appeared as guest guitarist with Dire Straits for the Nelson Mandela 70th Birthday Tribute in 1988, replacing Jack Sonni?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Eric Clapton.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Ainsley Harriott

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)
It was George Formby hippy.
FFS.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Which part of the human body contains the most gold?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Isn't it something weird, like the eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)
It's the toe nails apparently.
But that's probably bollocks.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Yeah, looks like if you're given gold salts as treatment for some things they can be deposited in your nails.
That's where the internet lies come from. No one gets treated with gold salts now.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysiasis
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Mi' teet', rude bwai

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)
bumhole.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)
I'm thinking that Goldfinger might screw the stats somewhat.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Should've bought thicker toilet paper.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
The finger your wedding ring goes on?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Holly Willoughby..... would?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Is that in Lincolnshire?
maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=willoughby+wood&rls=com.microsoft:en-GB:IE-Address&oe=UTF-8&rlz=1I7GGHP_en-GBGB442&redir_esc=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&ei=TxTIUZKwIIOe0QWeuYH4Aw&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAg
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Liz Jones had something to say about her...
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2165732/Holly-Willoughby-Betraying-women-going-barefaced-Says-Liz-Jones-says-real-feminists-trowel-make-up.html
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Fucking hell there's no need for that picture of Jones there.
Can you mark that NSFA please?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)
She's a fucking hag that's for sure.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
epic trolling

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)
she lives round the corner from, sometimes I bump into her at the farmers market and we chat olives and toddlers and shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)
new thread!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)

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