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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*Ctrl+F, Channel.... nope*There's loads of people up in arms, wobbling about Channel 4 showing the call to prayer. Proper geninunely thick people.
I don't get their side of the story at all, they seem geniunly really upset by it. It's on at 3 in the morning for 5 minutes or whatever.
www.facebook.com/BoycottChannel4?fref=ts
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:41,
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latest was 12 years ago)
OMG OGM OGM OGMOGMOGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGb3ta.com/search/talk?q=SONGS+OF+PRAISE+ALLAH
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:43,
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Because The Sun FP'd it and therefore people feel they must be annoyed about it because they were told to be.Yes, that's the 'noble workers' so beloved of our student politics chums. Those guys. The mong-browed fucking serfs who are allowed to vote despite being thick as pigshit, ill-informed, mob-mentality wankers who'd torch a paediatrician sooner than read a fucking book. The salt of the earth stouthearted yeomanry. The ones loathed throughout the civilised world.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:50,
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Oiks, plebs, commoners, peasants, scum, beasts of the field - you know, 'the public'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:56,
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wait im so out of touch its ukip now innit(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 17:00,
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That Nigel Planer's got the right ideas to get Britain back on track.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 17:01,
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my understanding is that the best he's done for society recentlyis be the only redeeming feature of the charlie and the chocolate factory musical
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 17:20,
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I'm bored to fucking tears SSGHelp me
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 17:35,
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i hardly think i am the man for the job now am i(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:10,
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Ahhh, didn't realise the sun FP'd it. That'll explain it.I want one of these until the apple one comes out: b3ta.com/search/talk?q=SONGS+OF+PRAISE+ALLAH
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:57,
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man you sure hate a lot of people x(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:59,
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I found the fact it was fp'ed under the subject 'RAMADAN-A-DING-DONG'More of an issue than ch4 broadcasting a call to prayer when I'm either asleep or too monged to care.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 17:01,
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I am so, so gutted that Smiley Culture is dead.He seemed well alright. Mate of mine made a TV programme with him about ten years ago and said as much. RIP you lyrical wizard.
Inquest news:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23146121
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 17:40,
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if this is you trying to persuade us you aren't a massive racist well you got another thing coming(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:12,
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I never understood how the skinhead movement went from ska loving Jamaicaphiles to racists.I don't think they can have been desperately bright.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:15,
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I saw a full on skinhead last week. Swastika tattoos, NF on his forehead, the lot. He was about 22 and looked a fucking prick. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:20,
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Lets hope it's not coming back in to 'fashion'. Wouldn't surprise me given the EDL etc over the last couple of years. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:23,
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The good thing about racists is they are 99% of the time complete idiotsBoyce being a prime example
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:25,
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Knowing Boyce IRL I can say I've never heard him mutter a single racist comment offline. Seen him spit on a few Muslims though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:26,
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I'm not in team vilify montyI'm in team naked ape! Go team baked ape \o/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:30,
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I founded team vilify Monty. The fucking long haired twat (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:31,
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Did you persuad his ex to throat punch him?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:38,
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I offered to pay her, but she wanted to do it for free. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:41,
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Clickin this for 'baked ape'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:37,
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and melove it
you should so change your name to baked ape
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:43,
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i think that music was peaking at the same time racism was so they joined up in the middle(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:21,
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i mean realistically i have no idea but that sounded vaguely plausible i guess(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:36,
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I wasn't aware he was dead. Police Officer is an excellent record. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:16,
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his first hit. Both b sides are brilliant too
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:26,
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Thanks for the up to date and relevant to all news(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:17,
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inquest info released today, you popped collar Fogleprick(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:23,
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Are you going line dancing with Geordie Jay later?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:46,
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The Sun is like a newspaper version of the EDL.I can't wait for folk to realise this.
They're going to have a field day when that soldier has his funeral.
The family have had to wait a while for that mind.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:21,
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Is he still not buried?I mean it must have been pretty tough to work out what killed him, but still
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:23,
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I expect they'll bury him in private & announce it afterwards, so the EDL & BNP can't use it as an excuse for a protest / recruitment drive. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:24,
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No, but it's coming up. The EDL have been banned from picketing in Woolwich against Islam or some shite... I see no difference between them and the Westboro Baptist Church.
The WBC have parodied a One Direction song now, calling them fag enablers. Which I agree with but to unleash Jesus on them is a bit much.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:25,
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fag enablers is the funniest phrase I've heard in yonks.Cheers GJ
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:27,
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Don't thank me, thank the WBC!The God bothering deluded sin washers
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:30,
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The Louis Theroux documentary on the WBC is one of the most troubling things I have ever seen in TV. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:28,
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I watched that the other nightNone of them would let him speak to the younger ones alone. Obviously they weren't brainwashed enough.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:29,
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I think he did a follow up a couple of years later which featured one of the kids that had seen sense and left. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:32,
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That was the one.She seemed sad but her home looked better. Not a doily in sight.
The parents had just erased her from their lives completely. Not an ounce of remorse. Surely if there were a God, that wouldn't be the way he practises family.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:34,
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Protesting funerals is just sick. Regardless of whatever beliefs you hold. Have you seen the stuff online about the house opposite that gay campaigners have bought and painted rainbow colours? Brilliant. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:43,
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I did!Imagine living with them in your neighbourhood? I'm surprised there's not more uproar. Like that Red State film but with less John Goodman.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:51,
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they have an alarming degree of political powerwhomever they say to vote for, people DO.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:43,
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The ABC1 demographic profile of their readership is worryingly high (had clients who used to advertise in the tabloids so we got that sort of info from the media planners) (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:44,
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Looks like McEnroe is about to play in a seniors game at Wimbledon. They cannot be serious.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:58,
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This post needs much more recognition. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:09,
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We must live in a country full of unemployed and builders!!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:52,
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Nah, they hedge their bets and back the likely winnersThe average Sun reader ignores the politics and skips to the sports pages.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:20,
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I might be tempted with a CapriI'm not a massive fan of them, though.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:06,
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Worth buying a car you don't want.Not.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:06,
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I'm trying to work out what to buy if I give my wife the Volvo. Needs to be practical and safe for when I have micro, but I'd like something a bit sportier. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:10,
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No. I'm fairly confident that if I needed an estate on the odd occasion then the ex would swap for the day. Need a good size boot though for the buggy etc. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:14,
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I'd like something made in the last 3 years. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:18,
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Get a Nissan MICRO!^ see what I did there?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:19,
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Yes. Unfortunately I did. Thanks FRIEND. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:20,
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It's a car with the same name as the one you call your daughter.I thought it was quite clever.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:20,
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Yeah nice attempt to recover. Didn't work though you turnip basher. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:22,
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i like the new sciroccoalthough, i haven;t looked in the boot of one, but it drives nice.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:34,
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I'd prefer something bigger. Maybe an Alfa Romero Brera. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:19,
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what happened with that car that was supposed to be yours, but then it was put on ebay, but then you were going to speak to them, but then what?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:05,
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Oh, I didn't bother with it, in the end.I decided it wasn't worth a falling out.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:06,
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Just buy something else from them when they next list on ebay and leave negative feedback.That'll show 'em.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:07,
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you evil bastard(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:14,
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Made with the Nissan BluebirdAnd costing whatever they think they can get away with. Especially when you're drunk and you can't remember where you live.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:59,
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it's becuase they are idiots gonzo.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:56,
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Alright Winders? What have you decided to retrain as? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:58,
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initially i'm just doing a basic city and guilds domestic electrical install and testing course, and then, depending on finances, do a specialist course in something, or get a job in a company leading toward a more specialised field.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:02,
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A good friend of mine is a Gas Safe approved central heating engineer. He might be worth you meeting as he knows a lot of people who might be able to put some work your way Let me know if you'd like me to arrange meeting for a pint.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:07,
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He's in Oxford. Forgot that bit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:08,
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oh yeah?That sounds good. I've not decided if i can afford to go self employed, but if its cash in hand bits and pieces i'm well in.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:11,
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Go self employedWrite the cost of tools off against tax. Fold company.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:12,
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This. Plus register for VAT & reclaim it on all the tools before winding up. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:13,
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is this a thing?I'm pretty ignorant of tax stuff
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:15,
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It certainly is a thing. A very worthwhile thing. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:16,
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i would like to know more, is there a website or blog you can point me to that explains how it works, or even just explain it yourself?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:19,
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Take too long to explain online. Look for an accountant in your area. Most do initial free meetings if they think you're going to become a client. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:21,
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oh, right, i'm being stupid, i have an accountant friend who can probably help.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:27,
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You're not stupid, just unexperienced. You may want to print & frame this post. It's about as nice as I ever get on the Internet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:29,
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thanks man, i'm taking a week off before the course to do this sort of research and stuff, so that if i pass, i'm ready to get straight in to it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:32,
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Have a look at thiswww.hmrc.gov.uk/selfemployed/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:23,
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Won't tell you all the loopholes though, just the allowances (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:28,
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True, but one Windy had read that, I was going to suggest he goes here for more infowww.jimmycarr.com/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:30,
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Remind me when you've finished the course and we'll sort something out. He's a top chap. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:12,
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^ Close friends get to call him TC(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:14,
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gaz mei know an awful lot of oxford thanks to generations of family.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:14,
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He's from Balham. Only moved there about 3 years ago so I doubt your fa moly would know him. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:16,
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fair enough.is he taller than you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:16,
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